God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Started by lord xyz4 pages
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Originally posted by Terrorist
yea ROLF
Rolf who?

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Originally posted by Terrorist
yes. but your wife is cheating on you
Who, me? doped

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Originally posted by lord xyz
Rolf who?

oops its supose to be ROFL.

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Who, me? doped

no the other other wife

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Originally posted by Terrorist
oops its supose to be ROFL.

rolling on floor laffin

no the other other wife

I dont have a wife, silly girl. doped

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Originally posted by a1hsauce
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Huzzah on the sig and avy, by the way.

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regardless what you say. i believe my theory

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Originally posted by Terrorist
regardless what you say. i believe my theory
Regardless what you say, god is false. doped

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noice cumback and watzup with that smilee

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Originally posted by Terrorist
noice cumback and watzup with that smilee
I dont know what you are talking about doped

cain marko Supreme Member
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Terrorist is just blatently a sock.
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Or a moron doped

maybe both

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Originally posted by cain marko
maybe both
Are you coming on to me?

cain marko Supreme Member
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you coming on to me?

do you want me to be coming on to you 😏

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he is its obvious

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Originally posted by §P0oONY
Terrorist is just blatently a sock.

I think it's pretty obvious who it is too.

Just couldn't stay away.

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont know what you are talking about doped
doped

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

Okay, that's great and all, but how do you explain Shmi Skywalker's situation? hmm

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Re: Re: God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater. JesusIsAlive

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, that's great and all, but how do you explain Shmi Skywalker's situation? hmm

first let me google the shmi skywalker
google didnt help 😐
i dont know. i have to rewatch phantom menace again

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

*lets google and waits* hmm

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well i believe that shmi skywalker was killed and anakin took vengeance upon his mothers death. thats all i know