Lucas is an idiot!

Originally posted by Alliance
Yeah, well I'm surprised it didn't sever his fingers when he stopped falling.

That too, 😂

Those are some strong fingers
Hanging from the shaft in Ep1
Hanging from that flying droid in Ep2 AND that rope cord on Kamino
and finally hanging from that landing pad in Ep3 prior to despatching Grevious
Whole lot of hanging going on.

Jedi Fingers... yum yum

Ush, why do you think PT is better than ROTJ overall?

He just does. has good arguments for it. But I don't entirely agree with him.

I am interested in his arguments, as I enjoy his Star Wars RPG. I am not using those forums much besides role-playing, perhaps I am making a mistake? I would enjoy your arguments too.

I think that the first mistake was making Anakin a child in TPM. He shouldn`t have destroyed the Trade Federation ship in such a clumsy way. I see him as teenager that has much anger into him because of his life as slave. Romance would have worked much better if it started in TPM. Anakin would fight in the Naboo battle because of choice, as Luke. And he would not be a whiny brat in AOTC, more of a dark hero.

TPM should have been a bit more serious, there would be no problem with Jar-Jar if his time was reduced to serve the story. My girlfriend thinks Gungans are the coolest thing in PT.

TPM wasn't supposed to be serious. There is no civil war....everyone is happy and delusional in the midst of a decaying system.

Actually, TPM can be watched as a great children-movie as well as part of the Saga. It has completely diffrent tone that ROTS and others.

Umm, ALL The star wars movies are kiddie flicks. Lucas has the mentality of a 4 year old on Christmas and the writing skills of a lemur.

Originally posted by Alliance
TPM wasn't supposed to be serious. There is no civil war....everyone is happy and delusional in the midst of a decaying system.

That was the mistake I think. I always liked SW because you kinda fell in the middle of things... The universe had a history, it felt grounded in reality. TPM has nothing of that... too bad...

I wish TPM had started like it was THE BEGINNING of something.
It just felt like youd missed a few chapters.
I was looking at this before..i know we all know it by heart but i got to paste it(with a bit of tinkering)...........i mean cmon....what was Lucas smoking???
AND this is the guy who turned down frank darbohnts Indy IV script!!

BOSS NASS : Yousa cannot bees hair. Dis army of mackineeks up dare tis new
weesong!
QUI-GON : come again?
BOSS NASS : Wesa no like da Naboo! Un dey no like uss-ens. Da Naboo tink day
so smarty den us-ens. Day tink day brains so big.
OBI-WAN : Ok i got the bit about big brains....
BOSS NASS : No, mesa no tink so. Mesa scant talkie witda Naboo, and no
nutten talkie it outlaunders. Dos mackineeks no comen here! Dey not know of
uss-en.
OBI-WAN : thats just a noise
BOSS NASS : Wesa wish no nutten in yousa tings, outlaunder, and wesa no
care-n about da Naboo.
QUI-GON : hmmm
BOSS NASS : Wesa gonna speed yousaway.
QUI-GON :WTF
BOSS NASS : Wesa give yousa una bongo. Da speedest way tooda Naboo tis goen
through da core. Now go.
QUI-GON : From Schindlers List to THIS!!

😂

This tinkering with the script is a laugh

LUKE
Vader. Is the dark side stronger?

YODA
No... no... no. Quicker, easier,
more seductive.

LUKE
But how am I to know the good side
from the bad?

YODA
You will know. When you are calm,
at peace. Passive. A Jedi uses
the Force for knowledge and
defense, never for attack.

LUKE
Yeah but more importantly will it help
me score chicks?

Any chance of a script tinkering thread????

Start it up.

then yoda reiterates "DO NOT QUESTION"

Looking by the chick action Yoda's had, I'd say that's a definite NO.

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😂 those were pretty funny...

Originally posted by queeq
Start it up.

Will do
Should be summat new for us on here.

Cool