Satan - The Prince of Darkness

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[Bend over and give me a BLOW JOB ! droolio

No thanks.

Originally posted by Council#13
Satan and the other demons rule Hell, and they're not really accepted anywhere else. It's like saying Sadam ruled from Russia.

Satan doesn't rule hell.

Originally posted by FeceMan
The ****?

Satan doesn't rule hell.

Satan doesn't rule anything. You cannot rule if you don't exist.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Satan doesn't rule anything. You cannot rule if you don't exist.

Originally posted by FeceMan
You're right on both counts; they just aren't related as you implied.

OK, let me make it simple for you. If you believe in Satan, then Satan exists for you. However, if you do not believe is Satan, he will not exist. That is how a myth works.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
OK, let me make it simple for you. If you believe in Satan, then Satan exists for you. However, if you do not believe is Satan, he will not exist. That is how a myth works.

Perhaps I ought to be making my posts simpler, then.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Thank you for the clarification, as I am far too unintelligent to understand what you wrote.

Perhaps I ought to be making my posts simpler, then.

🙄 Did you really not understand?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
🙄 Did you really not understand?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Get thee behind me, forumite.

I am not Satan and you are not Jesus. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am not Satan and you are not Jesus. 😂

Originally posted by FeceMan
I am a level 13 cleric of Intarwebs. I can turn or destroy forum trolls of up to 17 HD. I considered rebuking or commanding trolls, but it's better to get rid of them than have them in one's presence.

That sounds like AD&D. I used to be a Dungeon Master, but that was years ago.

*shudders*

Originally posted by Alliance
*shudders*

Get a hold of your self dude.

how literally?

Originally posted by Alliance
how literally?

Well, I'm on a computer, so go for it.

You can't see me?

Originally posted by Alliance
You can't see me?

No. There are something to be thankful for.

Like grammar.

Originally posted by Alliance
Like grammar.

Don't play to your weak side.

I don't reject any side of myself.