Satan - The Prince of Darkness

Started by Shalimar_fox52 pages

All i know i gotta make it to heaven

Originally posted by Shalimar_fox
All i know i gotta make it to heaven
Where god's children and we must not sin for we should do the right besides "Doing what youre soul tell you to." Its pretty much makes perfect sence doing the right thing than being the one thats wrong.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Where god's children and we must not sin for we should do the right besides "Doing what youre soul tell you to." Its pretty much makes perfect sence doing the right thing than being the one thats wrong.

Apparently, the Bible needs to be proofread.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Don't forget the delighting in destruction, chaos, ruin, death, and torment of others.

Or so the Bible says, and I have pointed out before it is very odd that he toes the line in terms of the role God has given him so well.

God says "Satan is Evil, he will hurt humanity" and... Satan is evil and will hurt humanity.

And out of interest, in terms man-made law, is the bystander who watches a crime happen, and who has the means to stop it but doesn't, free of guilt? No, technically they are also liable under the law.

And I was told Satan only has the power to influence usually, he doesn't wander around pushing grannies down stairs and setting fire to kittens. God on the other hand... well, if one believes the Bible he is personally responsible for all the above - the flood, the Egyptians, letting Satan torment Job... and what exactly will the Rapture and Revelations be about if not God going all out on humanity?

Originally posted by JacopeX
Just a curiosity......How old are you?

20 ...

And just for the hell of it, I'd be that despite my seemingly immature presentation, I probably know a HELL of a lot more about your religion than YOU do ✅

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[b]I Exalt Thee [Jesus Christ]

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Pete Sanchez Jr.

For Thou, O Lord [Jesus Christ], art high above all the earth
Thou art exalted far above all gods
For Thou, O Lord [Jesus Christ], art high above all the earth
Thou [Jesus Christ] art exalted far above all gods

I exalt Thee, I exalt Thee [Jesus Christ]
I exalt Thee, O Lord [Jesus Christ]
I exalt Thee, I exalt Thee [Jesus Christ]
I exalt Thee, O Lord [Jesus Christ] [/B]

Listen INFIDEL

There is NO ROOM FOR CHRIST IN THIS THREAD ! HE IS THE ENEMY !

This thread is only dedicated to SATAN his demonic followers, I who happen to BE ONE 😈

Take your Jesus propaganda ELSEWHERE.....

And prepare your TROOPS JIA ! For I shall lead Satan's demonic homosexual army, and we will DESTROY YOUR ANGELIC FLEET !

ALL HAIL SATAN ! droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Listen [b]INFIDEL

There is NO ROOM FOR CHRIST IN THIS THREAD ! HE IS THE ENEMY !

This thread is only dedicated to SATAN his demonic followers, I who happen to BE ONE 😈

Take your Jesus propaganda ELSEWHERE.....

And prepare your TROOPS JIA ! For I shall lead Satan's demonic homosexual army, and we will DESTROY YOUR ANGELIC FLEET !

ALL HAIL SATAN ! droolio [/B]

The funny thing is that there would be relatively few homosexuals, since they have always been the minority. Hell is full of adulterors and prostitutes and feminists and all the rest.

I dare say you should be leading Satan's Demonic and Sexually Liberated Army. If that was the case it would be far more tempting to the Angelic legions and promote more defection to your side.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
The funny thing is that there would be relatively few homosexuals, since they have always been the minority. Hell is full of adulterors and prostitutes and feminists and all the rest.

Yeah but homosexuals are the most evil. They are more evil than murderers, rapists, and the like. Also straight peadophiles are not that bad, but gay peadophiles are the scum of the earth (unless they are part of the clergy, than they are exempt)

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I dare say you should be leading Satan's Demonic and Sexually Liberated Army. If that was the case it would be far more tempting to the Angelic legions and promote more defection to your side.

How so ?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
How so ?

Can you honestly imagine what it would have been like to have lived in Puritan heaven for all time? Can you imagine what it would be like to look upon those enjoying liberty, both sexual and otherwise? Sitting on spikes and eating raw turnips and never having sex or kissing or whatever?

One thing some historians note is the way Rome would pick up the decadent features of cultures they encountered - the thrill of Eastern cults etc. The more stringent a regime the more eager the masses are, it seems, to participate in all that freedom of flesh and mind.

I imagine there would be many Angels who would be tempted.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Can you honestly imagine what it would have been like to have lived in Puritan heaven for all time? Can you imagine what it would be like to look upon those enjoying liberty, both sexual and otherwise? Sitting on spikes and eating raw turnips and never having sex or kissing or whatever?

One thing some historians note is the way Rome would pick up the decadent features of cultures they encountered - the thrill of Eastern cults etc. The more stringent a regime the more eager the masses are, it seems, to participate in all that freedom of flesh and mind.

I imagine there would be many Angels who would be tempted.

Yeah that's true.

Well, as of now Hell is a giant orgy droolio while Heaven lacks sex...how boring huh?

My master promises his followers eternal orgasm.....just sign up and RSVP for a spot in Hell's phallanx.

I shall be leading the armies of the damned into battle against the uptight snotnose republicans of Heaven....and i shall pass out condoms and birth control...trust me ✅

It's more fun in Hell ! 😛

"OZZY OZZY OZZY prince of darkness" Im gonna golisten to crazy train right now. DMB

Originally posted by Damien B
"OZZY OZZY OZZY prince of darkness" Im gonna golisten to crazy train right now. DMB

STFU DAMIEN B !! #$@#$!@#$ SHUT THE **** UP YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKN ABOUT STFU SHUT THE **** UP STFU SHUT THE **** UP ! STFU ! YOU ***** ! YOU **** ! YOU MOTHER****ER ! YOU BULLSHITTER ! YOU FKN F34#$@#$@$@#$!#$123$#!@$#@$#@$

SSTTFFUUUUUUUU

-LU

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
STFU DAMIEN B !! #$@#$!@#$ SHUT THE **** UP YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKN ABOUT STFU SHUT THE **** UP STFU SHUT THE **** UP ! STFU ! YOU ***** ! YOU **** ! YOU MOTHER****ER ! YOU BULLSHITTER ! YOU FKN F34#$@#$@$@#$!#$123$#!@$#@$#@$

SSTTFFUUUUUUUU

-LU

Dude, drink a beer and calm down.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dude, drink a beer and calm down.
😂 Drinking beer's a sin, and sinners go down to hell.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
20 ...

And just for the hell of it, I'd be that despite my seemingly immature presentation, I probably know a HELL of a lot more about your religion than YOU do ✅

I laughed so hard, i couldnt even put a smilie on when you said such BS like that!

Originally posted by JacopeX
I laughed so hard, i couldnt even put a smilie on when you said such BS like that!

He probably does, JacopeX. Just ignore and leave before you get shredded.

Originally posted by lord xyz
😂 Drinking beer's a sin, and sinners go down to hell.

Since when was a beer a sin? Don't make stuff up.

There needs to be more literary works devoted to Satan's side of the story.

Originally posted by JacopeX
I laughed so hard, i couldnt even put a smilie on when you said such BS like that!
He probably does though.

Originally posted by Nellinator
Since when was a beer a sin? Don't make stuff up.
It is a sin, the Bible says so.

Originally posted by Impediment
Even Satan has his foot in Organized Religion these days, huh? Anton LaVey is to blame for that. IMO, he was just in it for the shock value, the notoriety, and the money. If he wanted to be a real visionary and a spiritual leader, he would have just continued his lessons in print form. Or not have charged an admission fee.

It's almost worth it to get the card... Quite the conversation piece at cocktail parties. 😈