Religious humour

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Good. Lets close the forum.

Re: Religious humour

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Lets shed some light on this forum.

Post here any religious humour, jokes, pictures, caricatures - but please, nothing too offencive. This is supposed to be in the name of fun, not political agenda or conversion agenda - please.

Lets see if we can keep this going in the name of fun.

If this gets too nasty, I will close the thread.

I thought this was hilarious -

ur making fun of the mightiest prophets of god
don't u feel bad or don't u care?

Re: Re: Religious humour

Originally posted by muslimscholar
ur making fun of the mightiest prophets of god
don't u feel bad or don't u care?

I think god can take a joke.

Re: Re: Re: Religious humour

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think god can take a joke.

i dont think its a joke people are just taking the micky

Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious humour

Originally posted by muslimscholar
i dont think its a joke people are just taking the micky

I don't believe that people are as serious as they may seem. If this was not a computer forum, most of them would hold their tough.

Re: Re: Re: Religious humour

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think god can take a joke.

When you think about it, God knows all jokes. He must be pretty funny.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious humour

Originally posted by Nellinator
When you think about it, God knows all jokes. He must be pretty funny.

Hell is the biggest joke of all....

ACTUALLY UR THE BIGGEST JOKE GOD CREATED!!!!

Originally posted by muslimscholar
ACTUALLY UR THE BIGGEST JOKE GOD CREATED!!!!

Now, now, no yelling in the forum. 😆

Originally posted by Lord Coal
Hitler dies and goes up to heaven to see if they'll let him in. First he walks up a flight of bronze steps, and gets to a bronze door, upon which he knocks. After a few seconds, St John opens the door, looks at Hitler and says "Oh no, not you. What do you want?"
"I want to come in, please." Hitler replies.
"No" snaps John, "Piss off"
"Oh please, I'll give you an SS dagger."
John thinks for a moment and says unto Hitler, "Okay then, on you go. you won't get through the next door, but that's not my problem."

So Hitler walks up the silver steps and knocks on the silver door, which is answered by St Peter.
"Can I come in please?" Asks Hitler.
"Not a sodding chance, short-arse. Piss off" comes the reply.
"Oh, please. I'll give you a nice, chromed SS helmet."
"Alright then," agrees St Peter, "In you go. you won't get through the next door, but that's for you to deal with."

So Hitler walks up the golden steps, and knocks on the golden door, which is soon answered by Jesus Himself.
"How did you get in? What do you want?" asks JC
"I'd like to come in, please?"
"No way," says Jesus, "Read the sign: No nasty little racist men in God's domain. I'm sorry, no, Hitler. Kindly piss off."
"Oh, come on," says Hitler, undeterred, "I'll give you an Iron Cross."
"Hmmm, wait a minute, I'll ask my dad."

So Jesus goes to God, and says unto him, "Dad, can I have an Iron Cross?"
"No chance," replied the Lord, "You couldn't even carry the wooden one properly!"

😂 😂

Jesus was making his usual rounds of Heaven when he noticed a sad looking old man sitting on a bench looking very desolate. The following week he was disturbed to see him sitting in the same place looking equally sad. The week after that he was still there and Jesus decided he had to act. He stopped to talk to him.

"See here old fellow" Jesus said, "you're in Heaven! Paradise! The sun is shining, the angels singing, all this wonderful food! This is bliss for most people. Why aren't you happy?"

"Well" said the old man, "you see I was a carpenter on earth and I lost my only son far to soon. He was very special you see, truly unique in origin. I was hoping more then anything I would meet him again in heaven." As he finished he gave a sad sigh.

Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes and he cried "FATHER!"

Hearing this the old man burst into tears as he jumped to his feet and embraced Jesus as he cried "PINOCCHIO!"

I've heard this one and it's one of my favs....

Originally posted by muslimscholar
ACTUALLY UR THE BIGGEST JOKE GOD CREATED!!!!

😆 😂 😆

I thought God never "made mistakes"...your Anger amuses me....I love making religious zealots CRACK!

its not a mistake..unfortunetly ur dam real!!!! ur the devil

Originally posted by muslimscholar
its not a mistake..unfortunetly ur dam real!!!! ur the devil

Please go away.

sorry thats not possible i have sumit specail n its called FREEDOM OF EXPERSSION!!!...STOP BEING A WIMP!

Originally posted by muslimscholar
its not a mistake..unfortunetly ur dam real!!!! ur the devil

hysterical 😆 😂 😆 hysterical 😂

OMG ! HOW TYPICAL !

Someone doesn't beleive your absurd myth, and then you go calling them "Satan, devil, demon, anti-christ, child of satan, infidel, etc"

You're another JIA whob-sock aren't you ?

Jesusisalive...his favorite tactic was to call people who don't agree with him "anti-christs". 😆

U are such a joke ! Thanks for falling for my trap ! 😉

Originally posted by muslimscholar
sorry thats not possible i have sumit specail n its called FREEDOM OF EXPERSSION!!!...STOP BEING A WIMP!

Freedom of expression is limited here. Please read the rules.

SORRY MATE UR NOT GOOD ENUF TO BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!!

AS FOR FALLING INTO TRAPS........UR FALLING INTO GODS TRAP....HMMM WOULDNT WNT TO KNW WOT HE HAS FOR U INSTORE!

Originally posted by muslimscholar
SORRY MATE UR NOT GOOD ENUF TO BE THE ANTI-CHRIST!!

AS FOR FALLING INTO TRAPS........UR FALLING INTO GODS TRAP....HMMM WOULDNT WNT TO KNW WOT HE HAS FOR U INSTORE!

😱 GOD HAS TRAPS ?! 😆

And you wondor why we don't worship him ? 😬

NO I DNT WONDER Y U DNT WORSHIP HIM!....SINCE UR 'LORD' URSELF SO Y WOULD U WORSHIP ANOTHER LORD!!

WONDER IF U HAVE TIME FOR WORSHIP OTHER THAN WOMAN.....SINCE UR 'always horny'!!!!

Can we please use our inside voices.