Re: Religious humour
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Lets shed some light on this forum.Post here any religious humour, jokes, pictures, caricatures - but please, nothing too offencive. This is supposed to be in the name of fun, not political agenda or conversion agenda - please.
Lets see if we can keep this going in the name of fun.
If this gets too nasty, I will close the thread.
I thought this was hilarious -
ur making fun of the mightiest prophets of god
don't u feel bad or don't u care?
Originally posted by Lord Coal😂 😂
Hitler dies and goes up to heaven to see if they'll let him in. First he walks up a flight of bronze steps, and gets to a bronze door, upon which he knocks. After a few seconds, St John opens the door, looks at Hitler and says "Oh no, not you. What do you want?"
"I want to come in, please." Hitler replies.
"No" snaps John, "Piss off"
"Oh please, I'll give you an SS dagger."
John thinks for a moment and says unto Hitler, "Okay then, on you go. you won't get through the next door, but that's not my problem."So Hitler walks up the silver steps and knocks on the silver door, which is answered by St Peter.
"Can I come in please?" Asks Hitler.
"Not a sodding chance, short-arse. Piss off" comes the reply.
"Oh, please. I'll give you a nice, chromed SS helmet."
"Alright then," agrees St Peter, "In you go. you won't get through the next door, but that's for you to deal with."So Hitler walks up the golden steps, and knocks on the golden door, which is soon answered by Jesus Himself.
"How did you get in? What do you want?" asks JC
"I'd like to come in, please?"
"No way," says Jesus, "Read the sign: No nasty little racist men in God's domain. I'm sorry, no, Hitler. Kindly piss off."
"Oh, come on," says Hitler, undeterred, "I'll give you an Iron Cross."
"Hmmm, wait a minute, I'll ask my dad."So Jesus goes to God, and says unto him, "Dad, can I have an Iron Cross?"
"No chance," replied the Lord, "You couldn't even carry the wooden one properly!"
Jesus was making his usual rounds of Heaven when he noticed a sad looking old man sitting on a bench looking very desolate. The following week he was disturbed to see him sitting in the same place looking equally sad. The week after that he was still there and Jesus decided he had to act. He stopped to talk to him.I've heard this one and it's one of my favs...."See here old fellow" Jesus said, "you're in Heaven! Paradise! The sun is shining, the angels singing, all this wonderful food! This is bliss for most people. Why aren't you happy?"
"Well" said the old man, "you see I was a carpenter on earth and I lost my only son far to soon. He was very special you see, truly unique in origin. I was hoping more then anything I would meet him again in heaven." As he finished he gave a sad sigh.
Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes and he cried "FATHER!"
Hearing this the old man burst into tears as he jumped to his feet and embraced Jesus as he cried "PINOCCHIO!"
Originally posted by muslimscholar
its not a mistake..unfortunetly ur dam real!!!! ur the devil
hysterical 😆 😂 😆 hysterical 😂
OMG ! HOW TYPICAL !
Someone doesn't beleive your absurd myth, and then you go calling them "Satan, devil, demon, anti-christ, child of satan, infidel, etc"
You're another JIA whob-sock aren't you ?
Jesusisalive...his favorite tactic was to call people who don't agree with him "anti-christs". 😆
U are such a joke ! Thanks for falling for my trap ! 😉