Religious humour

Started by Bardock4224 pages

Originally posted by lord xyz
It's spelt "Briton".
Nah, I am pretty sure that the abbreviation of "Briton" is spelled "Brit"...which is what I did.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I am pretty sure that the abbreviation of "Briton" is spelled "Brit"...which is what I did.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=define%3Abrit&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit

Not really a word in itself.

Originally posted by lord xyz
http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=define%3Abrit&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit

Not really a word in itself.

So, both those links, provided by you, say that it refers to a Briton/a native inhabitant of Great Britain. Explain to me, please, what is your "beef" with me using words correctly. Does it annoy you? Would you prefer me to talk like a moron, so you could constantly point out major flaws in my language? Does it bother you that I, a German, speak better and more sophisticated English than you, a Brit?

Originally posted by lord xyz
http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=define%3Abrit&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit

Not really a word in itself.

It's a common abbreviation, it's not only used online but also in national and the international media.

Pretty true statement.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, both those links, provided by you, say that it refers to a Briton/a native inhabitant of Great Britain. Explain to me, please, what is your "beef" with me using words correctly. Does it annoy you? Would you prefer me to talk like a moron, so you could constantly point out major flaws in my language? Does it bother you that I, a German, speak better and more sophisticated English than you, a Brit?
Don't say that it refers to a Briton, look again.

My beef with you is Brit is disrespectful and is a slur.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's a common abbreviation, it's not only used online but also in national and the international media.
It's still disrespectful and made up.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Don't say that it refers to a Briton, look again.

My beef with you is Brit is disrespectful and is a slur.

It is not, you wankery Brit. It's a correct abbreviation. As chill pointed out, it is standard many British and international medias do use. It's not derogatory, stop whining and stop playing the Grammar Nazi when you are out of your depths. Just apologize for your stupidity and try again at a later point.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is not, you wankery Brit. It's a correct abbreviation. As chill pointed out, it is standard many British and international medias do use. It's not derogatory, stop whining and stop playing the Grammar Nazi when you are out of your depths. Just apologize for your stupidity and try again at a later point.
Okay, I'm sorry for getting offended by you, and then saying Brit was a slur.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Okay, I'm sorry for getting offended by you, and then saying Brit was a slur.
It's okay, I forgive you. Though I would ask that you do your research before you accuse me of something in the future.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's okay, I forgive you. Though I would ask that you do your research before you accuse me of something in the future.
Penn and Teller are starting a new series of Bullshit in June. I thought you'd like to know.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Penn and Teller are starting a new series of Bullshit in June. I thought you'd like to know.
Yeah, thanks. What topics will be addressed?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, thanks. What topics will be addressed?
So far just one episode called "My Mama Told Me". Probably something to do with religion or people's beliefs.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, thanks. What topics will be addressed?
Germans are so formal. 🙄 😛

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Germans are so formal. 🙄 😛
Socks are so tedious.

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

Scene: New York City, man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes a good Irish cop. Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father"

Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."

The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump."

Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of the Blessed Virgin"

Man replies "Who is that?"

Cop yells "Jump, Protestant! You're blocking traffic!"

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

Would it be un-PC of me to post the exchange between ushome and I when he thought I hadn't watched his video?

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