Damoism

I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

go away noob

no, no, this is very entertaining. I have my own religion as well. The church of the Ultra-Sapien.

Originally posted by fini
go away noob

What a friendly greeting. You're definately not getting into the castle of Damo. And I'm now being slated for my religion?... Well if that isn't discrimination then I don't know what is. But atleast I have worked out the location of my shift and caps lock key so I don't have to resort to incorrect grammar. You also left out a comma, if you don't know what a comma is then here is a picture:

It is located next to your "m" key.

I suggest you go spam someone elses thread you imbecile.

Reported.

...start acting more intelligently. No one's laughing.

I fail to see how it's worthy of being reported? It isn't wrong at all. I'm merely stating my beliefs. I'd say you shouldn't be so closed minded and accept my religion. Are you trying to state that believing in something you can't see is more intelligent then believeing in something you can? And you're telling me to act more intelligent? I can only act as intelligent as my intelligence can let me. You seem to be lacking a great amount of intelligence as I haven't bashed anyone, double posted or swore. I am only talking about my beliefs which is what this forum is for. I think you should probably go look at the forum and realise you're not in comicbook world anymore.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

I don't believe you.

😐 pointless thread.

Originally posted by -hh-
😐 pointless thread.

Originally posted by King Kandy
No more pointless then any of JIA's threads, and those never get closed.

No more pointless than any other religion thread, as all religions are as fiction as this.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't believe you.

What don't you believe? That I am God?

And how is this a pointless thread? It's no more pointless than any other thread containing religions.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
What don't you believe? That I am God?

And how is this a pointless thread? It's no more pointless than any other thread containing religions.

You are part of God, but you are not God.

I never said this was a pointless thread.

I was replying to someone else when I said that. And why can't I be God?

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I was replying to someone else when I said that. And why can't I be God?

Do you have needs?

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

Where did you get the render in your sig?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Do you have needs?

All gods have needs - whether it be the the need to be boss like the Christian God or the need for a house like an Egyptian one.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I fail to see how it's worthy of being reported? It isn't wrong at all. I'm merely stating my beliefs. I'd say you shouldn't be so closed minded and accept my religion. Are you trying to state that believing in something you can't see is more intelligent then believeing in something you can? And you're telling me to act more intelligent? I can only act as intelligent as my intelligence can let me. You seem to be lacking a great amount of intelligence as I haven't bashed anyone, double posted or swore. I am only talking about my beliefs which is what this forum is for. I think you should probably go look at the forum and realise you're not in comicbook world anymore.

Since you seem to know I hang in the comic forums, that tells me you're likely a sock. Thanks for the tip.

Second, this is obvious self-righteous spite. Trying to play it off as anything else insults my intelligence, as it should for any member who thinks straight.

Oh, and I like how you tried to turn it into a religious argument, when I haven't expressed any opinions whatsoever in this thread. Way to put words in my mouth. And the funny thing is, you probably have a few decent points about religion that I and others would agree with....but you're going about it the wrong way.

People have threads on Christianity, and Islam, why can't Damoism have a thread?

Originally posted by King Kandy
People have threads on Christianity, and Islam, why can't Damoism have a thread?

Theoratically for something to qualify as a religion a certain number of criteria needs to be met - such as having sufficient followers to qualify as a religion and the like.

Damoism would be valid it if met the criteria, but I suspect he doesn't even have enough followers to qualify as a cult... so techincally there is a big difference btween Christianity, Islam and Damoism.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Theoratically for something to qualify as a religion a certain number of criteria needs to be met - such as having sufficient followers to qualify as a religion and the like.

Damoism would be valid it if met the criteria, but I suspect he doesn't even have enough followers to qualify as a cult... so techincally there is a big difference btween Christianity, Islam and Damoism.