Damoism

Started by ~Da Rev~5 pages

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*scratches his head - sexily*

So.....you have morning wood then?

Doesn't everyone.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Recriminations has been proven to be a word. And wow, a word I didn't know of. That must make me the most idiotic person in the world. Also, I coudln't find the word on google or Wikipedia? Gosh. That makes me so moronic. No. It doesn't, it's impossible for someoen to know every word in the English language. Well smite me for not knowing one. 'Typos' Obviously I know that 'at least' is two words. But I choose not to go back on all my posts and change every mistake. It's not exactly hard to miss the space key or apostrophe key. I'd say tere's more chance I'd miss them than miss hitting two whole letters and the space key. Don't go telling me my typos were intentional and your's weren't.

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I'm sorry, can you correct repeat that?

Originally posted by Syren
'Constitute', 'close-minded', 'idiots' does not have an apostrophe yawn

Look in a previous post. I spelt 'Constitute' correctly. At least I am willing to except the fact that I made spelling mistakes. You seem to be so dilluded you think that missing two letter and a space is a typo. If I was to point out every mistake you did I'd point out the lack of punctuation marks you seem to have.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Recriminations has been proven to be a word. And wow, a word I didn't know of. That must make me the most idiotic person in the world. Also, I coudln't find the word on google or Wikipedia? Gosh. That makes me so moronic. No. It doesn't, it's impossible for someoen to know every word in the English language. Well smite me for not knowing one. 'Typos' Obviously I know that 'at least' is two words. But I choose not to go back on all my posts and change every mistake. It's not exactly hard to miss the space key or apostrophe key. I'd say tere's more chance I'd miss them than miss hitting two whole letters and the space key. Don't go telling me my typos were intentional and your's weren't.

You misspelled at least 3 words and had several grammatical errors, dog, er, god.

Originally posted by Syren
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I'm sorry, can you correct repeat that?

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Doesn't everyone.

*looks down* Uhh...I've been up since 6 am, so, not at the moment. I've got nooner wood. 😑 It looks different than morning wood.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*looks down* Uhh...I've been up since 6 am, so, not at the moment. I've got nooner wood. 😑 It looks different than morning wood.
Holy hell. It is actually 1 in the afternoon. I forgot about that.

If only there was a religious figure to remind me 😬

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Hating someones actual religion that has a mass following and is recognized as a religion is different than hating some douche bag on a forum that is claiming to be a "god"

Moron.

Some 'douche-bag' on a forum? I see so it's ok for someone to nominate something thay can't see as being God but when something nominates itself as God it's a douche-bag? Well that's incredibly intelligent. You'll believe the ramblings of a group of people as there's more than one. And a group of people can't be misguided. But you won't believe an actual entity proclaiming it is God. Well excuse my intelligence. Prat.

I enjoy idiots, they give me the intense amusement otherwise absent from my day

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Some 'douche-bag' on a forum? I see so it's ok for someone to nominate something thay can't see as being God but when something nominates itself as God it's a douche-bag?

I thought that part was obvious. And i'm sorry, but I can't read this when you say "thay". What are you, 12? To further my point: some 12 year old douche bag claiming to be a god on a forum, obviously doesn't have a real life.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
You'll believe the ramblings of a group of people as there's more than one. And a group of people can't be misguided. But you won't believe an actual entity proclaiming it is God. Well excuse my intelligence. Prat.

I'm sorry for not mentioning this, but I'm agnostic, which means i believe in nothing. So all that you had just said was a waste of time.

Thanks for playing

You fail

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Where'd you get the definition? I wasn't able to find one on Wikipedia and Google didn't have one.
As for the other guy how is this any more stupid than any other God?...

Hey, look... God uses google. 😐 I'll bet he gets his shower curtains off ebay too.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
No one can know every word. Do you know what Facetious means? Probably, how about Chibi?
See. You can't know every single word as you can't know every single language thorougly. I watched a program where a Savant learned Icelandic fluently which is teh hardest language to learn and he did it in a week. Yea he learned a whole language but not every word of it. Even if I am God doesn't mean I do and have to know everything.

The definition for facetious is: tongue-in-cheek, kidding or comedic.

Chibi is used to describe a short person or child, and is comparable to the English terms such as runt, or dwarf. 🙂

Anywho... I've wasted enough time with you, and do not wish to have a battle of wit with an unarmed opponent. yawn

Chibi is japanese for small.
As for me being 12. I'm 18. And obviously I have more time than you as I'm not arguing with someone who has enough time to do this. Look at how many posts you've made on this website. And you claim I have no 'real life'. AHAHAHA. You practically live and breath internet. I hardly ever go on the computer. My own computer isn't even set up right now. The hard drive has been absent for about 2 months. As I can't be bothered to fix it. It's coming up I/O errors. Now I could format it but I'd lose data I don't want to. So I'm going to try something else first. You are more moronic than I as I have made you waste your own time. As you can safely guess at my age and life style then surely I can guess at yours. I'm thinking 50 year old with to much time on his hand. Right now I'm wearing a t-shirt that says:
IF JESUS COMES BACK
We'll kill him again

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Chibi is japanese for small.
As for me being 12. I'm 18. And obviously I have more time than you as I'm not arguing with someone who has enough time to do this. Look at how many posts you've made on this website. And you claim I have no 'real life'. AHAHAHA. You practically live and breath internet. I hardly ever go on the computer. My own computer isn't even set up right now. The hard drive has been absent for about 2 months. As I can't be bothered to fix it. It's coming up I/O errors. Now I could format it but I'd lose data I don't want to. So I'm going to try something else first. You are more moronic than I as I have made you waste your own time. As you can safely guess at my age and life style then surely I can guess at yours. I'm thinking 50 year old with to much time on his hand. Right now I'm wearing a t-shirt that says:
IF JESUS COMES BACK
We'll kill him again

Oh wow, you got me there. Yes, i do post here often, but the number of my post have nothing to do with the quality of my posts/threads. As for you, you cam on here, posted one thread, and now everyone hates you for it. I know you're loving every second of it, because you dont get this in your real life, just knowing what "I/O errors" are, I know you dont have a life outside of computers or video games. You may claim to have a life, if you do, it is a sad existance where you have to come on to a somewhat peacefull forum and stir things up for your own amusement. As for the guess of my age, I too am 18, which is suprising that i'm actually 18 and you thought I was older, now we know who is acting their age, eh? So yes, you can call this a waste of time, but in turn, you are also wasting your time reposting back to all of my post and others posts. So thank you for coming to KMC forums, but I, on behalf of the KMC Population, ask you to leave, due to the fact that you ARE a moron and you THINK you are cool by coming in here, creating your own "relgion" which isn't even a religion, but in your small mind you believe it is, just to piss people off or to make yourslef feel cool and make your life seem less cold and bitter, makes you the sad being here, not me.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Chibi is japanese for small.
Ummmmm.....wrong. I took Japanese for 4 years, Chiisai and Sukoshi are Japanese from small, not chibi.

Re: Damoism

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

i god is false i hope he gets shot 😄

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh wow, you got me there. Yes, i do post here often, but the number of my post have nothing to do with the quality of my posts/threads. As for you, you cam on here, posted one thread, and now everyone hates you for it. I know you're loving every second of it, because you dont get this in your real life, just knowing what "I/O errors" are, I know you dont have a life outside of computers or video games. You may claim to have a life, if you do, it is a sad existance where you have to come on to a somewhat peacefull forum and stir things up for your own amusement. As for the guess of my age, I too am 18, which is suprising that i'm actually 18 and you thought I was older, now we know who is acting their age, eh? So yes, you can call this a waste of time, but in turn, you are also wasting your time reposting back to all of my post and others posts. So thank you for coming to KMC forums, but I, on behalf of the KMC Population, ask you to leave, due to the fact that you ARE a moron and you THINK you are cool by coming in here, creating your own "relgion" which isn't even a religion, but in your small mind you believe it is, just to piss people off or to make yourslef feel cool and make your life seem less cold and bitter, makes you the sad being here, not me.

Amen.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh wow, you got me there. Yes, i do post here often, but the number of my post have nothing to do with the quality of my posts/threads. As for you, you cam on here, posted one thread, and now everyone hates you for it. I know you're loving every second of it, because you dont get this in your real life, just knowing what "I/O errors" are, I know you dont have a life outside of computers or video games. You may claim to have a life, if you do, it is a sad existance where you have to come on to a somewhat peacefull forum and stir things up for your own amusement. As for the guess of my age, I too am 18, which is suprising that i'm actually 18 and you thought I was older, now we know who is acting their age, eh? So yes, you can call this a waste of time, but in turn, you are also wasting your time reposting back to all of my post and others posts. So thank you for coming to KMC forums, but I, on behalf of the KMC Population, ask you to leave, due to the fact that you ARE a moron and you THINK you are cool by coming in here, creating your own "relgion" which isn't even a religion, but in your small mind you believe it is, just to piss people off or to make yourslef feel cool and make your life seem less cold and bitter, makes you the sad being here, not me.

clapping

Originally posted by fini
go away noob

Yeah, that's the truth...go away noob! 😈

Originally posted by Hewkii_Dude
Yeah, that's the truth...go away noob! 😈

Originally posted by Hewkii_Dude
Yeah, that's the truth...go away noob! 😈

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I'm not hated in real life and my life doesn't consist of computers and video games as I stated before my computer isn't even set up and as I know what 'I/O errors' are then you're kind of contradicting yourself me calling me a moron... Also your last post had more than 3 spelling mistakes in so don't try to point out how many my posts have. Also I've been here a while this is'nt the first thread I've made and I knew you weren't 50. I did look at your profile. And I was pretty sure the picture of the gimp with the hat on was infact you. You're the one that has failed at life. Sorry.

As for the supposed wannabe Japanese guy out there. Go to any translator on the web and type in Chibi for Japanese you will get small.

http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

But also look here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chibi

Usage in Japanese

In Japanese, chibi is used to describe a short person or child. It may also connote a derogatory meaning when addressing a minor. It is comparable to the English terms runt, dwarf, or shrimp.