Damoism

Sorry but I cannot accept a god with cold hands

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
mhm Yes yes....but I am rejecting your claim, and your religion, and instead intend to continue to pray to the god of shit and giggles, Bardock, also known as Bardgod. At least his religion has some upside to it. All I see here is a penchant for arguing, petty recriminations, and grammar antagonism. Bardgod has orgies and spelling bees.

'Recriminations' isn't even a word. 😖

I am the God of all that is awesome. Go keep Bardgod. I intend to have intelligent followers (kidding).

Originally posted by Marth18
Sorry but I cannot accept a god with cold hands

I am a God with access to a radiator. They will soon be warm enough to melt waffles before your very eyes.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
'Recriminations' isn't even a word. 😖

I am the God of all that is awesome. Go keep Bardgod. I intend to have intelligent followers (kidding).

Sorry, us stupid ones thought it was a word......OOOPS! IT IS!! 😱

re·crim·i·na·tion (r-krm-nshn)
n.
1. The act of recriminating.
2. A countercharge.
3. Law A defense in an action for divorce in which the accused party makes a similar accusation, as of adultery or cruelty, against the plaintiff

hmm

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
How am I stupid?

For believing in your own made-up religion, and asking people to join. It just shows that you're so insecure that you have to make your own religion just to think that you're worth something. Especially if the only reason you've made this so called "religion" is so people would worship you? Sorry, but I consider that an insult to humanity.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Where in the post you quoted did I miss out an apostrophe? Don't talk about my grammar. You managed to miss out a whole word '"as" in between "used" and "an".
And if you're talking about my previous post then it's typos which I have made. As my hands are cold and aren't always hitting the right keys due to me situating in England and our weather being shagged 365 days a year. I just couldn't be bothered to go back fixing typos for the likes of you. I don't miss out entire words so I think you should go back to pre-school and learn how to properly form sentences before trying to point out flaws in other peoples posts.

Oh no. God gets cold hands, he could make a typo whilst sentencing me to my judgement and accidentally send me to hell. fear

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sorry, us stupid ones thought it was a word......OOOPS! IT IS!! 😱

re·crim·i·na·tion (r-krm-nshn)
n.
1. The act of recriminating.
2. A countercharge.
3. Law A defense in an action for divorce in which the accused party makes a similar accusation, as of adultery or cruelty, against the plaintiff

hmm

Where'd you get the definition? I wasn't able to find one on Wikipedia and Google didn't have one.
As for the other guy how is this any more stupid than any other God?...

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Where'd you get the definition? I wasn't able to find one on Wikipedia and Google didn't have one.
As for the other guy how is this any more stupid than any other God?...

It's a book, which unlike your bible, I'm sure has useful stuff. It's called an encyclopedia.

Pity that this new god doesn't even know that certain words exist..... 🙁 How can he have any credibilty? 😕

No one can know every word. Do you know what Facetious means? Probably, how about Chibi?
See. You can't know every single word as you can't know every single language thorougly. I watched a program where a Savant learned Icelandic fluently which is teh hardest language to learn and he did it in a week. Yea he learned a whole language but not every word of it. Even if I am God doesn't mean I do and have to know everything.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're an idiot thinking he's cool by stiring up the masses calling himself God. How does it feel to be hated by everyone? Does it feel good?

wavey Hi Axel, I see you're still hitting the nail on the head.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
No one can know every word. Do you know what Facetious means? Probably, how about Chibi?
See. You can't know every single word as you can't know every single language thorougly. I watched a program where a Savant learned Icelandic fluently which is teh hardest language to learn and he did it in a week. Yea he learned a whole language but not every word of it. Even if I am God doesn't mean I do and have to know everything.

Yeah....anyhow....yawn you're boring me now. This schtick is tired, so I'm going to....I dunno, not care anymore, m'kay?

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
Where in the post you quoted did I miss out an apostrophe? Don't talk about my grammar. You managed to miss out a whole word '"as" in between "used" and "an".
And if you're talking about my previous post then it's typos which I have made. As my hands are cold and aren't always hitting the right keys due to me situating in England and our weather being shagged 365 days a year. I just couldn't be bothered to go back fixing typos for the likes of you. I don't miss out entire words so I think you should go back to pre-school and learn how to properly form sentences before trying to point out flaws in other peoples posts.

Well, if you want to be picky, the apostrophe you missed was in "someone else's", you spelled 'definitely' wrong and 'at least' is two separate words.

As for the above, I missed out a word accidentally. Your spelling is intentional. As was the sarcasm aimed at the person to whom you posted before.

I live in England, shall I throw your excuse in there to defend the fact I missed out a word? Don't be silly, it's pathetic.

The only reason I jumped on you before is because of the way you insulted fini. Not cleverly, without wit and with blatant intent to humiliate.

Also, recriminations is a word, you imbecile.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
wavey Hi Axel, I see you're still hitting the nail on the head.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're an idiot thinking he's cool by stiring up the masses calling himself God. How does it feel to be hated by everyone? Does it feel good?

Idiot is someone of little intelligence. I am hardly an idiot. So don't go around blindly calling people idiot's you fool. Go hate somewhere else.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Wussup?

Nada...just jerkin the chains of the soulless. You?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nada...just jerkin the chains of the soulless. You?

Sorry. I just woke up, i'm still in the sexy dream mentality so everything that is remotly sexy will be thought sexily by me...

Sorry once again for not making any sense.

But i do NOT apologize for the cows milking their masters.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
You hating me. Doesn't constitue as everyone. And if you are willing to hate someone because of their beliefs then you have some serious problems. Do you hate people who believe in other religions? Say you're Christian . Do you hate Buddhists? Grow up. I don't hate anyone. I'm not that closed minded. There's no reason to hate anyone. People have abused me in the past but it's no reason to hate them. I have plenty of reasons to dislike people but I don't.

Idiot is someone of little intelligence. I am hardly an idiot. So don't go around blindly calling people idiot's you fool. Go hate somewhere else.

'Constitute', 'close-minded', 'idiots' does not have an apostrophe yawn

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Jerkin chains is always fun naughty

Sorry. I just woke up, i'm still in the sexy dream mentality so everything that is remotly sexy will be thought sexily by me...

Sorry once again for not making any sense.

But i do NOT apologize for the cows milking their masters.

*scratches his head - sexily*

So.....you have morning wood then?

Originally posted by Syren
Well, if you want to be picky, the apostrophe you missed was in "someone else's", you spelled 'definitely' wrong and 'at least' is two separate words.

As for the above, I missed out a word accidentally. Your spelling is intentional. As was the sarcasm aimed at the person to whom you posted before.

I live in England, shall I throw your excuse in there to defend the fact I missed out a word? Don't be silly, it's pathetic.

The only reason I jumped on you before is because of the way you insulted fini. Not cleverly, without wit and with blatant intent to humiliate.

Also, recriminations is a word, you imbecile.

Recriminations has been proven to be a word. And wow, a word I didn't know of. That must make me the most idiotic person in the world. Also, I coudln't find the word on google or Wikipedia? Gosh. That makes me so moronic. No. It doesn't, it's impossible for someoen to know every word in the English language. Well smite me for not knowing one. 'Typos' Obviously I know that 'at least' is two words. But I choose not to go back on all my posts and change every mistake. It's not exactly hard to miss the space key or apostrophe key. I'd say tere's more chance I'd miss them than miss hitting two whole letters and the space key. Don't go telling me my typos were intentional and your's weren't.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
You hating me. Doesn't constitue as everyone. And if you are willing to hate someone because of their beliefs then you have some serious problems. Do you hate people who believe in other religions? Say you're Christian . Do you hate Buddhists? Grow up. I don't hate anyone. I'm not that closed minded. There's no reason to hate anyone. People have abused me in the past but it's no reason to hate them. I have plenty of reasons to dislike people but I don't.

Idiot is someone of little intelligence. I am hardly an idiot. So don't go around blindly calling people idiot's you fool. Go hate somewhere else.

Moron.