Damoism

Started by Imperial_Samura5 pages
Originally posted by King Kandy
Certainly, certainly, certainly there are differences. But those differences don't make this an invalid thread. He has one follower. I on the other hand, have two. neither of us meet the criteria... But that doesn't invalidate them.

I have fifty, but one of them keeps telling me the others don't count since they are imaginary. Which is odd as he is also imaginary.

Maybe this should be converted into a "Small-time" beliefs thread.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Certainly, certainly, certainly there are differences. But those differences don't make this an invalid thread. He has one follower. I on the other hand, have two. neither of us meet the criteria... But that doesn't invalidate them.

Ah, minutia...

It doesn't invalidate it as a philosophy, no. But you're ignoring two things.

One, setting a precedent like this on the forum opens the flood gates for any member with an agenda or silly religious idea to make a thread. Can you say spam overload?

Second, I rather doubt this was posted with such noble intentions. If it had been, my opinion would be different. Every post he's made has had some sort of veiled attack at mainstream religion. And whether or not his ideas are valid (because I'd probably agree with some of them) he's going about it in an entirely spiteful way.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Ah, minutia...

It doesn't invalidate it as a philosophy, no. But you're ignoring two things.

One, setting a precedent like this on the forum opens the flood gates for any member with an agenda or silly religious idea to make a thread. Can you say spam overload?

Second, I rather doubt this was posted with such noble intentions. If it had been, my opinion would be different. Every post he's made has had some sort of veiled attack at mainstream religion. And whether or not his ideas are valid (because I'd probably agree with some of them) he's going about it in an entirely spiteful way.

It will be ok, soon as one of the mods pops in it will be moved to the OTF, where I believe their are other threads of this nature.

Now, if it was a debatable topic - such as "what would I have to do to make Damoism a religion" it would be justified.

Let's look at this another way. can anybody prove he is NOT a god? This is the sort of Devil's advocate debating that reveiles so much about mainstream religion.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
All gods have needs - whether it be the the need to be boss like the Christian God or the need for a house like an Egyptian one.

Those are false gods. God does not need.

Re: Re: Damoism

Damo,

Originally posted by Alliance
Where did you get the render in your sig?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Those are false gods. God does not need.

Well, since on assumes he is a false God, since all Gods are false, then he must have needs.

I know if I was a God I wouldn't be using the internet in such a fashion.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Let's look at this another way. can anybody prove he is NOT a god? This is the sort of Devil's advocate debating that reveiles so much about mainstream religion.

Sure, give it about seventy years when he drops dead and his influence on earth is gone.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Well, since on assumes he is a false God, since all Gods are false, then he must have needs.

I know if I was a God I wouldn't be using the internet in such a fashion.

That is my point. If you wear a God why would you need to tell every one?

It reminds me of a time when I was at a parade. A woman came by passing out fliers to a psychic fair. I asked the lady, “why do you need to hand out these fliers, people should just get up one morning and have an urge to go somewhere, and then just show up”. Needless to say, she didn’t like me much.

"That is my point. If you wear a God why would you need to tell every one?"

To gloat. Make everyone feel like failures. Laugh in their faces.

Hey, that's what I'D do.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That is my point. If you wear a God why would you need to tell every one?

It reminds me of a time when I was at a parade. A woman came by passing out fliers to a psychic fair. I asked the lady, “why do you need to hand out these fliers, people should just get up one morning and have an urge to go somewhere, and then just show up”. Needless to say, she didn’t like me much.

I agree. Even more so about the psychics...

Right.
God is back.
Don't know where the render came from, sorry.
How can anyone prove I am not God?
You argued why would God need to come to the internet to prove his existence and recruit followers? Does that mean if I recruit a follower and they come and post about my religion for me like everyone does about every other religion then it will be valid as it isn't God taht is doing the posting?
As for Damoism being a religion.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+religion&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
That's what you get when you ask Google to define Religion. It doesn't state anywhere in any of the religions that there has to be a certain amount of believers for it to be a religion. As every religion started off with only one believer. There is no point in which a belief turns in to; a religion. As soon as someone believes it is a religion tthen it is infact a religion.
There are 2.1 billion Christians yet only 1 million Neo-paganists. Does this make Christianity more of a religion than Neo-paganism? Just because it has more bible bashers? No. It's as much a religion as any religion. Rastafarianism has 600,000 does that make it not quite a religion yet? No. The amount of believers a religion has does not constitute whether or not a religion is a religion or not. Damoism is a religion whether anyone likes it or not it shouldn't be brushed aside due to lack of followers. When Christianity has but one follower was it brushed aside? Yes. But people came to believe
.And teh guy that called me a sock. I am not a sock. I am a God. I merely saw your sig and decided you quite like comicbooks. Also your avatar gives it away a bit too. Spawn owns Ironman though sorry. I don't know what you meant by "sock" or "socks" (can't be bothered to go look for your post) either.

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
What a friendly greeting. You're definately not getting into the castle of Damo. And I'm now being slated for my religion?... Well if that isn't discrimination then I don't know what is. But atleast I have worked out the location of my shift and caps lock key so I don't have to resort to incorrect grammar. You also left out a comma, if you don't know what a comma is then here is a picture:

It is located next to your "m" key.

I suggest you go spam someone elses thread you imbecile.

That could also be used an apostrophe, also very handy and located just beside your colon/semi-colon key.

If you're going to attempt to slam someone for their grammar and punctuation, I suggest you perfect yours beforehand 🙂

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

For a God... you're pretty stupid.

I only bow to a god that has a cool avvy and you dont have one!

Originally posted by Syren
That could also be used an apostrophe, also very handy and located just beside your colon/semi-colon key.

If you're going to attempt to slam someone for their grammar and punctuation, I suggest you perfect yours beforehand 🙂

Where in the post you quoted did I miss out an apostrophe? Don't talk about my grammar. You managed to miss out a whole word '"as" in between "used" and "an".
And if you're talking about my previous post then it's typos which I have made. As my hands are cold and aren't always hitting the right keys due to me situating in England and our weather being shagged 365 days a year. I just couldn't be bothered to go back fixing typos for the likes of you. I don't miss out entire words so I think you should go back to pre-school and learn how to properly form sentences before trying to point out flaws in other peoples posts.

Originally posted by Itzak
For a God... you're pretty stupid.

How am I stupid?

I have no God.... God is in the T.V. 1234

Re: Damoism

Originally posted by Damo Iz God
I am Damo, God of Damoism. I am a Damoist, probably the best religion. All you have to do is sit there worshipping me. So, who wants to join?

Hey, it's a religion. There's a believer right here and you can see me. Well not literally but you could see me if I wished you to and you have proof of my existence that's more reason to believe and worship me over any other God as there's more proof that I exist. I suggest everyone convert to Damoism as soon as possible. It truly brings you eternal happiness. Believeing and worshipping my every move is simple and most gratifying. No matter what path you lead in life as long as you believe in my existence and pray to me you will be welcome in to The Castle Of Damo upon your death in which you can do what ever you please.
If you have any questions about Damoism then feel free to ask.
Thank you,
God.

mhm Yes yes....but I am rejecting your claim, and your religion, and instead intend to continue to pray to the god of shit and giggles, Bardock, also known as Bardgod. At least his religion has some upside to it. All I see here is a penchant for arguing, petty recriminations, and grammar antagonism. Bardgod has orgies and spelling bees.