Y'all know I'm fully sparrabeth and everything....but I don't agree that Will should have let her go. I mean yes...if she didn't want to wait he should have let her go but she obviously wants to wait for him. Will kinda walks away without kissing her and that could have been a sign of how he was releasing her from their vows but SHE ran after him and kissed him. I'm just saying!
But I agree that Sparrabeth is a drug. It posseses your mind and body until you can think of nothing else. It's not healthy but we're already addicted...it's a rather expensive drug too cause we wanna buy anything Sparrabethical we see. SIGH!!!!
We need to open a sorta Sparrabethers anonymous club or something🙁like THAT'LL help)
Tee: Hi I'm tee!
Everyone: Hi Tee!
Tee: I'm addicted to Sparrabeth.
Psychiatrist lady: Now now Tee! Here we use drugs by their REAL name...that's the first step to recovery.
Tee: Fine! I'm addicted to the Elizabeth Swann and Captain Jack Sparrow pairing happy?
psychiatrist lady: not really. Now let us beging by doing an excercise...I think the main reason you all like this drug is that you find this Jack Sparrow character-
Everyone: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
PL: Fine! You find this captain Jack character attractive-
Tigers: How can we not? Jack/Johnny is the most beautiful, handsome-
PL: Let's get the focus off this guy and think about something else. Like that other guy...Will was it?
T.Maria: The whelp? He has the emotional range of a teaspoon.
PL: I see some anger there. Why do you think that is?
joanjoan: I'm bored! We should go stalk Johnny now. This is stupid.
Everyone: AYE!!
PL: Wait wait! I think we should try to like the WE pairing now, it'll help you forget the JE pairing. If you just watch some clips of WE you'll change your mind-AHHHHHH! *everyone throws tomatoes at her*
Diva: We got enough WE in AWE thanks very much!
Tee: Right! Let's go see if we can find T&T and beat the crap out of them.
savvysparrowluv: OOOH! This means I can use that Jack sword replica I bought from Disney store.
Jaeh: Can we go steal Johnny's underwear after we beat the writer's up?
Everyone: HELL YAAAAAA!
There IS no cure for us!! We're stuck with it.