Sparrabeth

LOL!

Jack:
[posing around to "Wipe Out" (since that's what I'm listening to and all I can think about)]
[looks in mirror]
[shakes butt around for the long release....]
[shakes faster and faster]

Barbossa:
[appears]

Elizabeth:
[waltzes in in side-to-side and does a hula and then exits]

(I really saw this hula with 3 round huge fat ladies in the dark done with glowy shredded things, a youth dance recital at a college in New Orleans. I saw something funnier, or funny, there, a hee-haw song where a man and like cracked up lady around 40 kicking balloons in the air. The song sounded like multiplication being said.)

They have just found Jack in the locker...

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.

Everyone looks at Elizabeth, shocked.

Jack: Oh, so she's not told you? Well you will have loads to talk about while you're here.

Will: (to elizabeth) So, you thought you'd kill the evidence of you affair, huh?

Elizabeth: Listen, I was trying to do you a favor. With Jack dead, you might have had a chance of being mentioned in the reviews.

Will: That hurts, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: (takes out a gun and shoots Will) There. Now you two are back on equal footing.

Jack: Oh fun! Shoot him again!

YES!!! WOOHOOO!!! 😄 😄 😄

WOOOOOOOOT! "Mentioned in the reviews"
Unlikely but funny as hell

rofl--who are you piratistas really? Golly moses--those are funny--especially the sissy fighting--what kinda term is that exactly? Ninja?
Funny funny funny and thanks--I ever so needed, not a passing fancy, some giggles today.

ROTFLMAOSHIHTB!!!!!!! 😆 😆 OMG OMG OMG!!! Kate, Willo, Tee.....you Girls are sooo funny!! Lmao!

The Sparrabeth chute! lmao!!

Sisiy fighting!

Jack: Oh fun! Shoot him again!

😂 😂 LMAO!! Omg that was soooooo funny!! LOL..MORE MORE!! lol

Mentioned in the reviews! yay!

So.. is everyone in the world basically in phase of being upset they aren't Johnny Depp (in relation to topic?) Ppl don't know whichways to swarm anymore!. (This is just so Sparrabeth....)

lmao!!!! you guys are awesome

Hmmmmmm. What else can we can do?

(DMC Tia's hut. Tia and Will meet)
Jack: There'll be no knowing here!
*Tia and Will kiss and fall over*
Jack: Okay then...I'll just go and...find the key and...save Elizabeth. Bye!
*Jack runs out*
Jack(throws fist in the air): I told Lizzie the weasly's love potion would work. (wips out cell phone) Yeah babe?! All taken care of...Tia's taking his clothes off as we speak. I'll meet you hom at ten ciao!

Jack: What do you say that you forget the clothes and join me in my cabin?
Lizzie: Jack.
Jack: What if I add chocolate sauce & whipped cream?
Lizzie: Hmm.. sounds... tempting..
Jack: Right we have a deal. You're with me and the Whelp can take the sea turtle.

LMAO!! 😆 You gals are too funny!! I Love it!! More More More!! 😄

Loving it!

James: Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth, but never joined. (kisses her)

Elizabeth: Okay, listen. Will's being a tool, Jack is all Locker-ish and is obsessed with living forever. I need someone still sane. What do you say?

James: Hmm, (sees Bootstrap coming) Maybe I could make it across that rope to your ship.

Elizabeth: (seductively) You know, when it comes to you, it should be pseudo-pirate attire or nothing...and I have nothing in my cabin.

James: Your ideas intrigue me. (throws off his wig) Is that better?

(Elizabeth smiles and starts climbing across)

James: Oh, I bet she's flexible. (follows her)

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! I always knew those two ought to have given it another go. I LOVE IT!!!

This one is just cause I'm bitter and never liked Bootstrap...

Elizabeth: Bootstrap?

Bootstrap: (morphing out of the walls) You know me?

Elizabeth: Yes, I know your son.

Bootstrap: William!

(fast forward through the main points of the scene)

Bootstrap: He won't come. He won't pick me. I wouldn't pick me.

Elizabeth: Well considering he has an annoying noble streak a mile wide, he probably will. But once every ten years aint gonna cut it for me. I'll just make this easier on everyone right now. (takes out a gun and shoots Bootstrap dead)

(Asian Pirates all look at her, like, what a badass!)

Elizabeth: Nothing comes between me and my man...

LOL! Poor bootstrap...I love it and the James/Elizabeth scene. I'm blank right now...anyone got more?

lol! I love it

Originally posted by katelovespirate
YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! I always knew those two ought to have given it another go. I LOVE IT!!!

This one is just cause I'm bitter and never liked Bootstrap...

Elizabeth: Bootstrap?

Bootstrap: (morphing out of the walls) You know me?

Elizabeth: Yes, I know your son.

Bootstrap: William!

(fast forward through the main points of the scene)

Bootstrap: He won't come. He won't pick me. I wouldn't pick me.

Elizabeth: Well considering he has an annoying noble streak a mile wide, he probably will. But once every ten years aint gonna cut it for me. I'll just make this easier on everyone right now. (takes out a gun and shoots Bootstrap dead)

(Asian Pirates all look at her, like, what a badass!)

Elizabeth: Nothing comes between me and my man...

Final scene:

Elizabeth and Will Jr are walking through waving grass to the edge of a cliff. It is almost sunset. Both look hopeful and excited. They pause at the edge of the cliff, and Elizabeth pulls Will Jr in closer. They wait for a moment.

Nothing happens.

Still looking hopeful and excited, they re-adjust their positions and keep watching. It is getting dark. The sun has nearly set. Nothing happens.

Elizabeth checks her watch nervously. The sun goes down. Will Jr looks at her questioningly.

Elizabeth pulls out her date book and thumbs to the appropriate week. A look of horror crosses her face.

Elizabeth: Oh my gosh! It was YESTERDAY!!!!! WE MISSED IT!!!

Will Jr: WHAT?!

hahaha