POTC Official Orbit Gum Thread: Share Your Dirty Thoughts & Mouth

Started by texgodiva2s64 pages

Sometimes it's good to be pissy and grumpasaurus--sometimes that's all you can do is puke until the bad stuff is on the outside so you can get on with the work of living.

Jaeh!! myohmy take all you can... 😄 😱 oops it's 5a.m.--stayed up all night again--time to toddle off to be and be wrecked tomorro, er today.

well.. err.. good night tex darling? 😛
*sigh* I'm taking one of those johnny desserts home.. *drools* well, his version... my own version.. of a good desert anyway...

Originally posted by IheartPocky
lol yeah. then she was like... a blinking red light... or something.. 😖

that's... um, weird... O.O blinking red light, eh? 😱

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm soooooo happy for Johnny that he won his much deserved Golden Globe tonight!!!

I LOVE JOHNNY!!! 😍 couldnt think of anything diiirty to say just simply that I LOVE HIM!!! lol

Johnny is amazing...and he is like a drug...and I've become more and more obsessed since seeing Sweeney Todd....i thought that I could never love him more than as Captain Jack Sparrow...and don't get me wrong I still love Jack Sparrow...but there's just something about Sweeney Todd....OMG sexy and evil and downright gorgeous!

I can't look at Johnny these days without dying a little death each time......OMG OMG OMG

Diva and Rory have now both seen him and touched him live and in person......I don't know how you girls are still alive.......I would drop dead from heart papaltations! LOLOLOL

Hey Miz LovesTT--we're next batters up you and me, we're in the circle just warming up and when we step up into that box, well, my belief is we got home run written all over us....so, we wait we be daft like Jack and plot our course true and yes, by goodness, we will move heaven and earth, I have the strength of 10 becos my heart is pure--He's supposed to be filming in Austin Texas somewhere that info appeared. I will retire if that's the case and camp out at my friend's house until it all falls into place. We're next in the US rotation anyway!!

Swiny, the demon barber of sesame street?! O.O

lol, what's great about johnny is he chooses... um, somehow eccentric characters to play, and it always semmed like he's just playing with it... it looks so... natural...

and that makes him sexy... >.< 😄

hes always sexy....

Well Hurrah, I've finally found a thread that I fit in with 😉

I don't get this thread....doesn't seem dirty enough.... 😕

...what kind of dirty do you want freedom? 😖hifty: shock 😛

Miz ToFreedom, Oh, yeah--go back a bit to desserts conversation betwixt Jaeh & Savvy.. 😮 😱 and let your sweet little imagination dash on down the line.

I am more than willing to help "flesh" out any fantasy--I'm more bodice ripper, veiled naughty, as befitting my advanced years...okay, meet ya here in a bit and we'll see what's bubbled to the top of the thoughts--yeah, I'm still entranced with chocolate and cream sweet bits on sweet bits of Mr. Depp...finger lickin' good! Food on fellow, No Calories.

Freedom dahling, are you looking for whipped cream and cherries kind of dirty? 😛

*raises hand*

As part of the "Pervy & Proud" team.... Count Me In!!! 😄 😄 😛

oooohh... chocolate syrup and whipped cream.. YUM.

"Twist, lick, and dunk."

think that could only apply to oreos? maybe it could work on Johnny... 😖hifty: 😛

HAHAHAHAHHAH!! nice nice Jaeh 😉 Yes Savvy, as part of Perverts and Proud you are inn!!!

Lets see -- Whats the smuttiest fic that you've ever read? Sparrabeth of course- 😛

I've seen a lot of Orbit commercials lately! My favorite is the "Lint licker" one. It is tooooo funny...

Johnny Depp with Whipped Cream and chocolate sauce? Ooh, don't forget the warm drizzled caramel...*melts*

Smuttiest fic, hm...I dunno. What about you Roxy?

smuttiest fic......Hmmmm....

http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600090095

^^^ 'Sparrows Odyssey' by LadyPirate.

Its not smutty like 'sex, sex sex!' .... but my god...

you'll never be able to look at the island scene in COTBP in the same way again lol!!! 🙂

Seriously .... give it a read...you wont be disappointed! 😉

Oh, I've read that one, its soooo good.

Apprentice to the Sorcerer is amazing too. Its got smut, but a terrific plot as well.