For all you J/E shippers out there (and for those who aren't 😉 )
(Jack and Liz in a longboat)
Jack: Come on, love. I didn't mean to trade you to Sao.
(Liz isn't speaking)
Jack Black swims up
Jack Black: Sigh, I guess I'll have to create a mood.
(starts singing)
There you see her, sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her.
And you don't know why but you're dying to try you wanna kiss the girl.
Jack: What the hell is that?
(Liz still doesn't talk to him)
Jack Black: Yes, you want her, look at her you know you do
Possibly she wants you too, there is one way to ask her.
She don't say a word and she won't say a word until you kiss the girl.
Jack: Is that a fat mermaid off the port bow?
(Liz looks at him like he's been drinking too much)