Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

Started by ~Da Moose~21 pages
~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You're pregnant? I thought you just got all bloated and fat because of all those late night snackings while watching our fabulous show 😮

Dude, we don't have a show. 😂 This has turned into a free for all cluster****!

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....

As long as it has a pointy end I should be fine. . . .

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....

Pfft....was sooo expecting something related to the UK in one form or another mhm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
As long as it has a pointy end I should be fine. . . .

Yeahhhh...but....it's kinda flimsy.....more like....I dunno....a rope....a sharp rope. 😬

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pfft....was sooo expecting something related to the UK in one form or another mhm

It was made in Exeter. 🙂

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
which sort of says alot about Alex's potency and Ker's promiscuity 😂

Dont be dissin my bitches.😠

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, we don't have a show. 😂 This has turned into a free for all cluster****!

ever

heard

of

jerry

springer???

Helloooooo!!!!!! duuh!

😂

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeahhhh...but....it's kinda flimsy.....more like....I dunno....a rope....a sharp rope. 😬

Maybe if I see him I can give it to him and he will play with it leaving me alone? 😕

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It was made in Exeter. 🙂

Dammit....gotta stay away from that rope..... 🙁

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
ever

heard

of

jerry

springer???

Helloooooo!!!!!! duuh!

😂

WE don't even have a topic though.

Well, maybe.....Alex and Kerry and Alana's love triangle.

You raping and dismembering people...

And Thornin's decoder ring.

Yes, we DO have a show. 🙂

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
Maybe if I see him I can give it to him and he will play with it leaving me alone? 😕

😂 😂 That's totally possible!

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 😂 That's totally possible!

If he has a short attention span it will work. 😱

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
If he has a short attention span it will work. 😱

He's got a lot of short things. ✅

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
WE don't even have a topic though.

Well, maybe.....Alex and Kerry and Alana's love triangle.

You raping and dismembering people...

And Thornin's decoder ring.

Yes, we DO have a show. 🙂

I do NOT dismember people!!!!!

except on Mondays....and sometimes during the weekend....and Fridays 😖hifty:

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Thorinn
So do you talk like Mickey Mouse now?
Well, i did before, so...no...
Originally posted by Syren
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget? 😬
Well, its these pills i take to forget this shitty life i have with yo.......i mean.....i remember lookaround
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Which was it, losers?
Can't we all win?!?

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's got a lot of short things. ✅

😆

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I do NOT dismember people!!!!!

except on Mondays....and sometimes during the weekend....and Fridays 😖hifty:

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

*tape records the confession*

Tell me more....

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's got a lot of short things. ✅

This is coming from the guy who for ten months kept humming "Me so horny, me love you short time"

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
This is coming from the guy who for ten months kept humming "Me so horny, me love you short time"

I was humming the theme song to the Love Boat....that was YOU humming the other song. 😠

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's nothing to be ashamed of.

*tape records the confession*

Tell me more....

"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me 🙁 "