Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me 🙁 "

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I just lol'd.....oh for God's sake....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was humming the theme song to the Love Boat....that was YOU humming the other song. 😠

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Are those drugs finally starting to take effect?????

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me 🙁 "

*gasps for air*

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
"so then, I said to myself where the hell am I gonna get a scrotum???

So I see this guy walking down the street with a little piece of paper saying "Breath In, turn page" on one side and "Breathe out, turn page" on the other side and so I come up with this plan.

I put on a pair of sunglasses and walk over to the dude and ask him if he wants some cash. He says "yeah, I need some" so....basically, I told him I'm a blind kid, gave him some cash and he gave me his scrotum and said it's a bag of marbles......poor retarded kid....he almost died because he kept forgetting to breathe while he was paying attention to me 🙁 "

😂

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Are those drugs finally starting to take effect?????

Oh shut it....are you going to tell my that your evil twin brother, whom neither of us has seen since that awful night in Vienna was the one who was humming that song?

*audible sound of door shutting behind them*

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Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........

*gasps for air*

Turn the page! TURN THE PAGE!!!!!!! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I still thank you for that cash you gave me because i went out and got a nice shower and then........

*gasps for air*

Oh look, someone accidentally erased the "Breathe in, turn page" part and put in "Breathe out, turn page" on both sides of the paper....

😗

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh look, someone accidentally erased the "Breathe in, turn page" part and put in "Breathe out, turn page" on both sides of the paper....

😗

*Hands extra copy from bra*eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
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Turn the page! TURN THE PAGE!!!!!!! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont know how scared

I lol'd again....jesus, this is becoming a problem.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shut it....are you going to tell my that your evil twin brother, whom neither of us has seen since that awful night in Vienna was the one who was humming that song?

*audible sound of door shutting behind them*

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oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I lol'd again....jesus, this is becoming a problem.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Hands extra copy from bra*eyes

damn goody three-shoes 😠

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*

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Melanie is the name of your evil twin brother? 😑

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
damn goody three-shoes 😠

Shut your face fatty and read.😠

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oh you mean Melanie? *eerie music starts playing*

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*From behind them in a falsetto voice, with a noticeable lisp, just like his brother....*

Hello boyssssssss. It'ssssss good to be back. diva

Originally posted by Röland
Melanie is the name of your evil twin brother? 😑

His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
His half twin brother/sister. They have the same mom and were concieved at the same time but, have five different fathers.ermm

😆 Who were also his uncles.

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