Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

Originally posted by Röland
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Now, what kind of benefits do I get from your club?

A life without Vlad constantly trying to drug and sodomize you.

and lots of naked chicks.

AND....Infinite supply of self-hatred and apathy and a monthly dose of STDs

Moosey guarantees!!!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum? 😕

Well...thing is....there was this Scavenger hunt last year aaaaand......well..... 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
don't you have a scrotum? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well...thing is....there was this Scavenger hunt last year aaaaand......well..... 😕

😂 Which was it, losers?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Actually he outsmarted you he sold them on ebay separately for 10x what you sold it to him for.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A life without Vlad constantly trying to drug and sodomize you.

and lots of naked chicks.

AND....Infinite supply of self-hatred and apathy and a monthly dose of STDs

Moosey guarantees!!!!!!

That's even better!

This is the best decision of my life!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Yes, he bought the blind thing........I knew he was easy prey

Originally posted by Thorinn
I have no idea. ermm

Liar tell me.whip

Originally posted by Röland
That's even better!

This is the best decision of my life!

Oh....and I almost forgot, this neat decoder ring.

Each night I'll give you a secret message. You figure it out, and you get a prize. 👆

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I had to sell them to a blind kid for cash. Told him they were a sack of marbles. What an idiot.

Didn't Barker sell a dead bird to a blind kid? 😐

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh....and I almost forgot, this neat decoder ring.

Each night I'll give you a secret message. You figure it out, and you get a prize. 👆

What's the special prize?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats a huge step we're taking, next it'll be the 100 kids you want to have, then we'll be sharing an apartment together.

Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget? 😬

I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry

Originally posted by Röland
Didn't Barker sell a dead bird to a blind kid? 😐

What's the special prize?

Vlad repellant. 👆

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry

It must be Thursday. 🙄

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm confused who am I sleeping with?cry

The both of us 🙂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad repellant. 👆

Is it 100% Guaranteed to repel Vlad?

Originally posted by Syren
Honey? We already share an apartment and I'm pregnant with kid number 45. Did you forget? 😬

You're pregnant? I thought you just got all bloated and fat because of all those late night snackings while watching our fabulous show 😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Vlad repellant. 👆

It must be Thursday. 🙄

Better than Wednesday queer.mhm

Originally posted by Syren
The both of us 🙂

Only two?hmm

Originally posted by Syren
The both of us 🙂

which sort of says alot about Alex's potency and Ker's promiscuity 😂

Originally posted by Röland
Is it 100% Guaranteed to repel Vlad?

Well, its a big, sharp stick, so, more like 64%. He can be crafty sometimes.....