Chiki Mina
Lady Lara Croft
-The compass rests on the palm of his hand. Just a peek, he thought, while thinking about opening it.-
Jack:Do I really need to look at this compass that I battered from Tia in order to see where me 'eart lies?
Ted: Wait, wait. Is the sentimental Jack necessary?
Terry: He's not being sentimental, he's being an honest man.
Ted: That kind of honesty is leading into gay-nesty.
Terry: Jack is not only a pirate, he's a man with feelings!
Ted: But the compass is about your needs not what your heart wants!
Terry: The compass shows your heart's true desire!
Ted: Does not!
Terry: Does too!
Ted: May your bag under eyes grows bigger by the day so your head falls in them!
Terry: May you...may you...may you eat alot of beans so you can shit your pants off!!
Ted: That's it!
Terry: bring it on sore eyes!
-T&T are engaged into a fight pulling eachother's hairs off-
Jack: Well I guess it's up to me, eh?
-Throws the compass off shore--
Ragetti: OW! Pintell, I think the sky is falling! Something hit me head!
Pintell: No sky is falling, eh! Just a compass!
Ragetti: *snort* It's suppose to show ye what ye want most! Maybe it could lead us into our booty!
Pintell: Give me that! opens compass...errr...the needle seems to be pointing at.....eh?--Looks at Ragetti
Ragetti: Where?! Where'd be pointing to?
Pintell: Uh...I think I spot a shiny new eye for ye right over...THERE!
Ragettu: I'll go get it!
Pintell:...that was close...what would he say when he finds out that the compass pointed to another kind of booty...
-Cuts to Jack-
Jack:..Lizzy..
Liz: *gasp* Jack?
Jack: To hell with the compass and the writers! I decided to go where me 'eart lies, Lizzy.
Liz: But, won't that be breaking the rules of Disney by not having a happy-go-lucky fairy tale ending, where all the prince and princesses get together?
Jack: I think we already broke the rules by having a Pg-13 rating at Disney...*smirks*
-Grabs Lizzie into a passionate kiss pushing her against the wall. Only moments later, Lizzie was awaken from her delicious kiss from a click..-
Jack: Don't take this personally, love. Bondage is the latest fasion...*smirks*
Liz: Pirate.
Jack: I'm not just a pirate...I'm a man..*whispers* with feelings...
-Embraces Liz into another passionate kiss and the cabin goes dark..😉-
LOL
Sorry I was bored.
Couldn't resist, mate 😛