Originally posted by lord xyz
Yes, we all are according to you.
That does create a problem with being God. Your never very special if everyone is God. 😛
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What if you were a bigger part or had control over every part of reality then what would you do?
Like having a gun in your hand?
If I were God I would create two creatures called human beings. I would name them Adam and Eve.
They would live in my Garden, called the Garden of Eden....
Then I would put a tree called the "Tree of Knowledge" and tell Adam and Eve they couldn't eat the fruit from that fkn tree ! I would put that tree thier simply to instigate some kind of conflict, and some kind of means by which they can offend me.....
Then I would send a snake there to harass them, and tempt them to eat the fruit....since I created him before I created them, and since he is such a powerful deciever, I'd expect Adam and Eve to betray me.
Then I'd cast them out of the Garden, throw a drama queen hissy fit, throw thunder bolts all over the damn place, and cast the snake into an eternal hellfire, until I can summon him to instigate further for me...
I'd curse all of thier offspring by automatically sending the souls of thier children to hell, even though they didn't do anything.
Then a few centuries later, I would make NO CONTACT with thier offspring....i'd simply watch in anger as the human race learns to develop, and makes mistakes doing so.....
I'd burn down cities, smite those who anger me, send a ghost to kill young babies, and just drown the entire world, cuz im' f*cked up like that.....
Then i'd have the nerve to tell them I do what I do out of Love, and not boredom or sadism or ne thing like that....
I'd expect them to worship me, beleive in me, and obey me even though I do not intend to prove my existance to them....even though thier are tons of other religions that already exist, i'd still expect them to relinquish thier infidel beleifs and beleive in me !
Then I would send my son to a poor village, have him speak on my behalf, and then get killed through a horrendous death, because I feel there hasn't already been enough bloodshed !
I LOVE BLOOD ! droolio
Then even though I already sacraficed and tortured my own son, I'd still leave the Gates of Hell open, and the Gates of Heaven closed.
I would summon Satan, the snake I banished long ago, and order him to harass and tempt my children some more ! I need an excuse to punish people, and I can't punish them if they didn't do ne thing wrong !
So......
HE tempts them, they fail....they either beleive other things, enact in homosexual activity, lie, kill other people, dont pray enough, dont go to church, shave thier beards, eat read meat, vote for Clinton, or do some other sh*t that offends the f&ck outta me...
So I raise the temperature in Hell, watch it BOIL...I can't WAIT to send some of these people there ! They're just asking for it !
I WANT BLOOD !
I will rely on Satan to do the job for me.....to tempt people, give me a reason to punish them, then punish Satan once he's finished....even though he was only doing his job....
Oh how I will burn them ! The Jews, the Homosexuals, the Atheists, the Buddhists, the Liberals !
I will watch them burn and laugh !
As they suffer for all fkn eternity, and no matter how much they beg, I will say "HA HA ! TOO LATE !"
Even though I never gave any proof of my existance, I will still punish them for thier lack of beleif and devotion to my utter perfection !
Aren't you guys glad I'm not God ?