Originally posted by ShakyamunisonThe Bible teaches that Jesus was indeed at the beginning and that he was the author of creation which is why I made the joke. Which on second thought was not funny at all. Shame on me.
Jesus was not around for a long time after the beginning, however, I believe in reincarnation, so in a way, Jesus and all of us were there.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
If I was a God, I would probably be more critical of stupid people -I would look down on people and be like - ''You are an ass-hole *kills*''
Much like if I was a dictator i would firstly mainly decide who lives - and from what I've seen so far, not many would.
Evil. I love itdd
If I were god I'd come down and show myself, and tell people that all religions are right/wrong depending on how they go about practicing them, and that everyone should stop warring with one another and not ****ing worry about me.
I'd also let just about everyone into heaven, unless they were just really really mean, bad, hurtful people while on earth. None of this "Oh you didn't believe in me properly, you burn in hell and get raped now forever" crap. If you lived a decent life, you're in, regardless of your beliefs, it's all about actions.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
If I was a God, I would probably be moe critical of stupid people -I would look down on people and be like - ''You are an ass-hole *kills*''
Much like if I was a dictator i would firstly mainly decide who lives - and from what I've seen so far, not many would.
And you wondor why I want no part of your religion 😆
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
If I were God I would create two creatures called human beings. I would name them Adam and Eve.They would live in my Garden, called the Garden of Eden....
Then I would put a tree called the "Tree of Knowledge" and tell Adam and Eve they couldn't eat the fruit from that fkn tree ! I would put that tree thier simply to instigate some kind of conflict, and some kind of means by which they can offend me.....
Then I would send a snake there to harass them, and tempt them to eat the fruit....since I created him before I created them, and since he is such a powerful deciever, I'd expect Adam and Eve to betray me.
Then I'd cast them out of the Garden, throw a drama queen hissy fit, throw thunder bolts all over the damn place, and cast the snake into an eternal hellfire, until I can summon him to instigate further for me...
I'd curse all of thier offspring by automatically sending the souls of thier children to hell, even though they didn't do anything.
Then a few centuries later, I would make NO CONTACT with thier offspring....i'd simply watch in anger as the human race learns to develop, and makes mistakes doing so.....
I'd burn down cities, smite those who anger me, send a ghost to kill young babies, and just drown the entire world, cuz im' f*cked up like that.....
Then i'd have the nerve to tell them I do what I do out of Love, and not boredom or sadism or ne thing like that....
I'd expect them to worship me, beleive in me, and obey me even though I do not intend to prove my existance to them....even though thier are tons of other religions that already exist, i'd still expect them to relinquish thier infidel beleifs and beleive in me !
Then I would send my son to a poor village, have him speak on my behalf, and then get killed through a horrendous death, because I feel there hasn't already been enough bloodshed !
[b]I LOVE BLOOD !
droolioThen even though I already sacraficed and tortured my own son, I'd still leave the Gates of Hell open, and the Gates of Heaven closed.
I would summon Satan, the snake I banished long ago, and order him to harass and tempt my children some more ! I need an excuse to punish people, and I can't punish them if they didn't do ne thing wrong !
So......
HE tempts them, they fail....they either beleive other things, enact in homosexual activity, lie, kill other people, dont pray enough, dont go to church, shave thier beards, eat read meat, vote for Clinton, or do some other sh*t that offends the f&ck outta me...
So I raise the temperature in Hell, watch it BOIL...I can't WAIT to send some of these people there ! They're just asking for it !
I WANT BLOOD !
I will rely on Satan to do the job for me.....to tempt people, give me a reason to punish them, then punish Satan once he's finished....even though he was only doing his job....
Oh how I will burn them ! The Jews, the Homosexuals, the Atheists, the Buddhists, the Liberals !
I will watch them burn and laugh !
As they suffer for all fkn eternity, and no matter how much they beg, I will say "HA HA ! TOO LATE !"
Even though I never gave any proof of my existance, I will still punish them for thier lack of beleif and devotion to my utter perfection !
Aren't you guys glad I'm not God ? [/B]
How come Nellinator, Regret, or Marcello didn't take the time to insult me for making fun of thier God ? 🙁
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Damn, KMC is tired of me [b]already ?I thought for SURE that my trolling would get me on the KMC HALL OF FAME !
that's okay though....
I always have Smiter to carry on my Legacy.... [/B]
you must troll with variety Lord Urizen lest your foes grow weary of fruitless battle
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
you must troll with variety Lord Urizen lest your foes grow weary of fruitless battle
True, how could I allow myself to SLIP like that ? I'll be more careful next time, so my trolling bears fruits.....
Originally posted by Shaky
Smiter? Is that your sock?
😆
OMG I WISH !
He's so cool, and he's SUCH a character ! I can't beleive there was someone on these forums who made even ME look Conservative and Respectful ! ....
And the funniest thing is that HE is a CHRISTIAN.....and he bashes HIS OWN RELIGION 😆
I love him !
But as for you actual question, Shaky, no he is not my sock. I have NO NEED of a Sock....anything I wish to say, I say straight forward and you should know that already....
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
If Smiter was my sock, don't you think Lil B or Storm would have found out by now, and banned me a loo0o0o0ng time ago ?You [b]KNOW
their just WAITING for me to give another reason to be outta here..... [/B]
Unless they where laughing their butts off. 😉
Don't you know that I'm teasing you?