Superman vs. Darkseid

Originally posted by starking
Xmeat: OMG, OMG, OMG ITS TEH HUC, HE LOOKS SO COOL CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
Hulk: HULK illiterate.
Xmeat: WELL CAN I TOUCH YOU.
Hulk: Put hands on Hulk and Hulk rip your fu#king head off.
Xmeat: Oh ok. WELL ON THIS WEBSITE I GO TO A BUNCH OF MEANIE HEADS CALL ME RETARDED WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
Hulk: It means you dumber than Hulk.
Xmeat: COOL THAT MEANS IM STRONGER THAN YOU.
Hulk: No that means your fu#king retarded.
Xmeat: Oh ok. WELL THEY ALSO SAY YOU CANT BEAT UP THAT LOSER JOBBERSEID.
"Stares at Xmeat, then slaps the hell out of him."
Hulk: WHAT THE FU#K ARE SMOKING, HULK CANT EVEN BEAT HIS KNOCKOFF, HOW THE HELL HE BEAT DARKSEID.
Xmeat: WELL YOU HAVE INFINITE STRENGTH RIGHT.
"Hulk laughs so damn hard, that one of the nerves connected to his ass pulls, releasing a deadly fart"
Xmeat begins to talk like Captain Kirk: OMG YOUR... SO AMAZING.
" Xmeat falls to the ground breaking his neck, killing him instantly. A few months later, Hulk is rewarded hero of the year by Wizard magazine for killing off on of the most retarded fanboys alive."

Well, both you and xmeat fail at humor, but at least yours was more factually accurate.

Originally posted by Board Walker
Was later explained that the Source is what shields Superman against the OE and pretty much DS in general.

Neither one of them is allowed to "die" as both are needed for the existance of all to pretty much just exist.

What does this have to do with Superman using his heat vision to block the omega effect from Darkseid's eyes?

Originally posted by starking
Xmeat: OMG, OMG, OMG ITS TEH HUC, HE LOOKS SO COOL CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
Hulk: HULK illiterate.
Xmeat: WELL CAN I TOUCH YOU.
Hulk: Put hands on Hulk and Hulk rip your fu#king head off.
Xmeat: Oh ok. WELL ON THIS WEBSITE I GO TO A BUNCH OF MEANIE HEADS CALL ME RETARDED WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
Hulk: It means you dumber than Hulk.
Xmeat: COOL THAT MEANS IM STRONGER THAN YOU.
Hulk: No that means your fu#king retarded.
Xmeat: Oh ok. WELL THEY ALSO SAY YOU CANT BEAT UP THAT LOSER JOBBERSEID.
"Stares at Xmeat, then slaps the hell out of him."
Hulk: WHAT THE FU#K ARE SMOKING, HULK CANT EVEN BEAT HIS KNOCKOFF, HOW THE HELL HE BEAT DARKSEID.
Xmeat: WELL YOU HAVE INFINITE STRENGTH RIGHT.
"Hulk laughs so damn hard, that one of the nerves connected to his ass pulls, releasing a deadly fart"
Xmeat begins to talk like Captain Kirk: OMG YOUR... SO AMAZING.
" Xmeat falls to the ground breaking his neck, killing him instantly. A few months later, Hulk is rewarded hero of the year by Wizard magazine for killing off on of the most retarded fanboys alive."

😕

And the award for the most insane poster on KMC goes to...

hulk: hulk smash ugly eye beam man

jobberseid: stand back hulk or taste my OMEGA BEAMS

HULK: you dont hurt hullk im the strongest there is.

jobberseid: blast

hulk: ugly eye aint as tough as they say he is on kmc

juggerseid: your worse than doomsday

hulk: you bore hulk thanos way better than you atleast he smacked me.

Hulk rips his head off and uses it like perseus used medusas head.

Originally posted by xmeat
superman: here we are in gathering of the loser that is jobberseid, just twenty four hours ago he was killed by doomsday.

superman: its not like didn't have it coming dd already whooped that ass before.

audience: amen

superman: He read to much kmc he stated to think he really could defeat galactus but he couldn't even beat me.

superman: time and time again we fought but the winner was obvious.

superman: farewell jobberseid i'll never be able to whoop your ass again.

audience: amen

superman: long live loser of apokolps.

Originally posted by starking
Xmeat: OMG, OMG, OMG ITS TEH HUC, HE LOOKS SO COOL CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
Hulk: HULK illiterate.
Xmeat: WELL CAN I TOUCH YOU.
Hulk: Put hands on Hulk and Hulk rip your fu#king head off.
Xmeat: Oh ok. WELL ON THIS WEBSITE I GO TO A BUNCH OF MEANIE HEADS CALL ME RETARDED WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
Hulk: It means you dumber than Hulk.
Xmeat: COOL THAT MEANS IM STRONGER THAN YOU.
Hulk: No that means your fu#king retarded.
Xmeat: Oh ok. WELL THEY ALSO SAY YOU CANT BEAT UP THAT LOSER JOBBERSEID.
"Stares at Xmeat, then slaps the hell out of him."
Hulk: WHAT THE FU#K ARE SMOKING, HULK CANT EVEN BEAT HIS KNOCKOFF, HOW THE HELL HE BEAT DARKSEID.
Xmeat: WELL YOU HAVE INFINITE STRENGTH RIGHT.
"Hulk laughs so damn hard, that one of the nerves connected to his ass pulls, releasing a deadly fart"
Xmeat begins to talk like Captain Kirk: OMG YOUR... SO AMAZING.
" Xmeat falls to the ground breaking his neck, killing him instantly. A few months later, Hulk is rewarded hero of the year by Wizard magazine for killing off on of the most retarded fanboys alive."

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk: hulk smash ugly eye beam man

jobberseid: stand back hulk or taste my OMEGA BEAMS

HULK: you dont hurt hullk im the strongest there is.

jobberseid: blast

hulk: ugly eye aint as tough as they say he is on kmc

juggerseid: your worse than doomsday

hulk: you bore hulk thanos way better than you atleast he smacked me.

Hulk rips his head off and uses it like perseus used medusas head.

A.) Dropped acid or some kind of hallucinogen recently?

Or...

B.) Have you been watching "Alice in Wonderland" a lot?

lsd

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk: hulk smash ugly eye beam man

jobberseid: stand back hulk or taste my OMEGA BEAMS

HULK: you dont hurt hullk im the strongest there is.

jobberseid: blast

hulk: ugly eye aint as tough as they say he is on kmc

juggerseid: your worse than doomsday

hulk: you bore hulk thanos way better than you atleast he smacked me.

Hulk rips his head off and uses it like perseus used medusas head.

You're not funny.

You're not cool.

You're a douche. A straight up mother f*ckin douche who's ignorant of everything including Hulk.

Piss off, nobody's laughing ass clown.

Originally posted by batdude123
You're not funny.

You're not cool.

You're a douche. A straight up mother f*ckin douche who's ignorant of everything including Hulk.

Piss off, nobody's laughing ass clown.

😱 dayum!

Giant Douche

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk: hulk smash ugly eye beam man

jobberseid: stand back hulk or taste my OMEGA BEAMS

HULK: you dont hurt hullk im the strongest there is.

jobberseid: blast

hulk: ugly eye aint as tough as they say he is on kmc

juggerseid: your worse than doomsday

hulk: you bore hulk thanos way better than you atleast he smacked me.

Hulk rips his head off and uses it like perseus used medusas head.

Haw ha ha ha har har!!!!!

Hulk is right about one thing. Jennifer Connelly is a plus.

Originally posted by batdude123
You're not funny.

You're not cool.

You're a douche. A straight up mother f*ckin douche who's ignorant of everything including Hulk.

Piss off, nobody's laughing ass clown.

Originally posted by xmeat
KISS MY ASS YOU DICKHEADED DC BAT****.

Why don't you try reading an actual comic book before posting your usual retarded things.

Then maybe... just MAYBE you might be able to triumph over your own stupidity.

However, I doubt it.

Originally posted by xmeat
KISS MY ASS YOU DICKHEADED DC BAT****.

Originally posted by Estacado
👇

Originally posted by xmeat
I'M A RETARD WHO KNOWS JACKSHIT ABOUT COMICS.

Originally posted by xmeat
👆 YOUR ASS

Originally posted by xmeat
👆 YOUR ASS

You like Estacado's ass? 🤨

Originally posted by xmeat
👆 YOUR ASS

Meh, my scenes were better and truer than that.