Superman vs. Darkseid

Started by xmeat42 pages
xmeat Restricted

Originally posted by CasanoVa
That's pathetic.. it really is, it's not even funny.

I continue to pity you.

jealous

Evil_Ash Harbinger of Dur

Originally posted by xmeat
superman: how many times must i whoop your ass

jobberseid: cause you shouldn't have beat me i am lord of apokolips

superman:face it you suck beating just aint fun anymore.

jobberseid:i have slain many gods kryptonian i wont be denied taste my Omega beams.

superman: yawn those again they didn't work the first time and you hope they work again pathetic.

jobberseid: where are you going kryptinian

superman: To fight someone else i hear this thanos guy a real beast.

jobberseid: get back get baaaaaaaaaaack.

I didn't know Jeph Loeb visited our boards...

Soljer Beware my Power
Originally posted by Validus
😂

Cosigned.

CasanoVa Senior Member
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
I didn't know Jeph Loeb visited our boards...

Oh, but what would Jeph Loeb be without the very talented Tim Sale?

Ahh good old Devil Hulk 🙄

TricksterPriest Renegade Timelord

Ash, time to use our creation.

In response to the jackass post of Xmeat, I bring you: a meme. 😛

starking African nipple cobra

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Ash, time to use our creation.

In response to the jackass post of Xmeat, I bring you: a meme. 😛

Isn't that pre-crisis Darkseid?

CasanoVa Senior Member
Originally posted by starking
Isn't that pre-crisis Darkseid?

You saw nothing.

Evil_Ash Harbinger of Dur
Originally posted by starking
Isn't that pre-crisis Darkseid?

No such thing...

Darkseid (along with all other New Gods) wasn't effect by the events of Crisis on Infinite Earths....

olympian Senior Member

One concept.

Eyeknobs. Hurt. Bad.

UniOmni Outrageously Dickish

Originally posted by CasanoVa
That's pathetic.. it really is, it's not even funny.

I continue to pity you.

To bad that's basically how it went when Darkseid bumbledfukked himself and lost DD, and came to earth to tell Superman about it.

Superman pretty much said what Xmeat said, but rounded out the conversation by throwing Darkseids goons through the boomtube which brought them to Earth, and punched Darkseid in the face for good measure.

Oh, and switch Thanos out for DD and it's almost identical.

So, it IS funny.

LOL

U MAD?

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

Originally posted by Validus
Not all of it.
The parts pertaining to the ALE were retconned, correct?

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Galan007
The parts pertaining to the ALE were retconned, correct?
I believe the story itself is still canon, but that was not the Anti-Life Equation. The New Gods, or at least Darkseid, seems to think any power source that would allow him to control or destroy universes is the Anti-life Equation. He still has yet to find the real one.

TricksterPriest Renegade Timelord

Wait a sec. I thought he DID have the ALE currently. Isn't that what 7 soldiers said?

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Wait a sec. I thought he DID have the ALE currently. Isn't that what 7 soldiers said?
Read Firestorm 33.
He's definately got a power up, but motherbox says it's not the ALE, and he is still looking for it, because they show up trying to get Professor Stien, because he's all but solved the equation.

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

Originally posted by Juntai
I believe the story itself is still canon, but that was not the Anti-Life Equation. The New Gods, or at least Darkseid, seems to think any power source that would allow him to control or destroy universes is the Anti-life Equation. He still has yet to find the real one.
Ok, I figured the ALE from Cosmic Odyssey couldn't have been the "real" one.

But DS continued to retain the fraction of power he obtained from that entity though, correct?

Juntai Divine Vengeance

Originally posted by Galan007
Ok, I figured the ALE from Cosmic Odyssey couldn't have been the "real" one.

But DS continued to retain the fraction of power he obtained from that entity though, correct?

Like I said, I believe it's still a canon story, but that was definately not the Anti-Life Equation nor is the Anti-Life Entity in that story the source of the Anti-Life.. 🙂

xmeat Restricted

jobberseid: i've come back kryptonian taste my OMEGA BEAMS

superman: Not you again haven't i kicked your ass enough i'll just deflect your crappy beams with heat vision again.

jobberseid: impossible my omega beams can transcend reality

superman: nah only posters on kmc think that.

jobberseid WHATS THIS

SUPERMAN: JUST GETTING SOMEONE YOU KNOW WELL COME OUT DOOMSDAY.

JOBBERSEID: AH SHIIIIIIIT

darkseid killed april 8th 2007 long live loser of apokolips.

Validus Senior Member

Originally posted by xmeat
jobberseid: i've come back kryptonian taste my OMEGA BEAMS

superman: Not you again haven't i kicked your ass enough i'll just deflect your crappy beams with heat vision again.

jobberseid: impossible my omega beams can transcend reality

superman: nah only posters on kmc think that.

jobberseid WHATS THIS

SUPERMAN: JUST GETTING SOMEONE YOU KNOW WELL COME OUT DOOMSDAY.

JOBBERSEID: AH SHIIIIIIIT

darkseid killed april 8th 2007 long live loser of apokolips.


The next Geoff Johns ladies and gentlemen.

UniOmni Outrageously Dickish

Can't wait to see him handle Jay and Alan.

Evil_Ash Harbinger of Dur

Originally posted by xmeat
jobberseid: i've come back kryptonian taste my OMEGA BEAMS

superman: Not you again haven't i kicked your ass enough i'll just deflect your crappy beams with heat vision again.

jobberseid: impossible my omega beams can transcend reality

superman: nah only posters on kmc think that.

jobberseid WHATS THIS

SUPERMAN: JUST GETTING SOMEONE YOU KNOW WELL COME OUT DOOMSDAY.

JOBBERSEID: AH SHIIIIIIIT

darkseid killed april 8th 2007 long live loser of apokolips.

Darkseid: Wow. Can you believe what that Hulk fanboy loser is saying?

Superman: Jeph Loeb save me!