!

Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*

Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!

😖Be concerned, be very concerned.

Yeah, I think might have pressed Alt - S a little early. hmm

Big hugs to you😄

😆... so now what, how does the story end dodgy

Oh, you want me to continue. 😛 Meh, maybe after lunch.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, you want me to continue. 😛 Meh, maybe after lunch.

hysterical

More 😐

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

More 😐

You notice how they never add us?schmoll

lol. can i be in part 2? 😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?schmoll

Ha! You think there'd be any gunfire if we were involved? eyes

lol

Originally posted by Syren
Ha! You think there'd be any gunfire if we were involved? eyes

Yeah cause they'd kill each other to be with us.eyes

....hmm

Mist: Moose, what are you laughing at?
Moose: Vinny got shot.
Mist: HAHAHAHAHA!
Maynard: HAHAHAHAHA!
Bardock: HAHAHAHAHA!

Vinny: *wailing over mic* That's not funny!

Mist: You know what's funny, Vinny? I bet Lethal you'd get shot! She owes me $4!
Moose: You what? Lemme pay her tab.
Mist: Whatcha gonna do, Moose, pay for a lady and get her good and mad for thinking she's helpless?
Moose: Whatcha gonna do, Michael, not pay for a lady and get her good and mad for being grossly inconsiderate?

*loud silence*

Bardock: Guys, cool, it, we got hostiles.

Mist: Guys, hang on.
Moose: What now?
Mist: I have to shat on a tree.

Moose: What?!
Bardock: Oh, for the love of God.
Maynard: Jesus Christ!
Moose: Again? You took some laxatives before we left.

Mist: Guys, I'm serious, if I don't go now I'll just drop my combat fatigues and drop a big steaming lo -

Moose: There's a bush in there, just hurry up.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?schmoll

pfft

Originally posted by silver_tears
pfft

I've been using that one lately too.🤣

I'm going to get on GRAW and destroy you 13

vin

Originally posted by DarkC
Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*

Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!