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Originally posted by DarkC
Bacon: Windspeed, check...fuel, check. Starting the engines.
*engines roaring, liftoff*

Syren: Fi, you okay sweetie? You look a little pale.
Fianna: I'm afraid of heights.
Syren: Ah, well, just keep your head down; no one's going to push you.
LethalFemme: *mischeviously* Oh no! We're losing altitude!
Bacon: We're losing power, going down fast! Ahh!

Fianna: cry

LethalFemme: Sorry, hon..just playing.

Syren: Great, the least thing we need is a brain case in a helicopter flying to battle.
LethalFemme: Couldn't resist. doped

Syren: *sigh*
Syren: Who wants to operate the big machine gun?

LethalFemme: ME!
Kayakat: ME!

LethalFemme: Damn it. Purple nurple contest, whoever can hold out without screaming wins!
Kayakat: Go!

*both reach out, get a good grip and twist cruelly*

*helicopter dips dangerously*

Syren: *screams* Kevin! Concentrate on flying the plane!
Bacon: Sorry!

Kayakat: Aaaargh!
LethalFemme: Heehee, I win.
Kayakat: I swear, sweetie, you have a grip worse than a crawfish.

I would do that.😂

David, this is hilarious ✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I would do that.😂

Originally posted by Syren
David, this is hilarious ✅

Thought you were going to bed? 🥷

Originally posted by DarkC
Wait til' you start firing the thing. 😛

Thanks! hug

Thought you were going to bed? 🥷

Yeah, so I did try... but I can't relax. Been attempting to familiarise myself with my home study course today and it's damaged my braincells cry

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, so I did try... but I can't relax. Been attempting to familiarise myself with my home study course today and it's damaged my braincells cry

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, well. hmm I'd make you a cup of tea if I was there. 😛

I know you would... you're just so lovely hug

I think I'll make one for myself right now, and my mum too. You just made me feel generous 🥷

Originally posted by DarkC
Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*

Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!

Boring afternoon in Calgary I take it?

Originally posted by Syren
I know you would... you're just so lovely hug

I think I'll make one for myself right now, and my mum too. You just made me feel generous 🥷

Originally posted by BobbyD
Boring afternoon in Calgary I take it?

Originally posted by DarkC
I have that effect on people. 🥷

😛 Yeah.

Go to a Flames game, DarkC!!!

Hockey rules! 😄

Kinda tempted to bump another thread of mine, thanks for reminding me. 😛

Let's see if I can find it...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kenermm

You evil *****. ermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
You evil *****. ermm

I never said I wanted you to die.ermm

But you got me on the evil ***** part.selene

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I never said I wanted you to die.ermm

But you got me on the evil ***** part.selene

Good, cause I don't want to die. ermm

Sexy evil *****.

LethalFemme: *grins fiendishly*

Bacon: Closing in on target, guys. Ken's sending the interlink friend-or-foe tags and giving us the coords for their supressors, look lively.

*red dots and green squares begin to appear on heads up display*

LethalFemme: Oh, there's Moosey, I see him. HI SCOTT!!!
Syren: He can't hear you from here, honey.
LethalFemme: Is that so? 😖hifty:
*LethalFemme racks a round into the chaingun*

====

Mist: There's one of our choppers. Someone's waving at you, Moose.
Moose: I don't remember calling for backup.

*thunderous gunfire erupts*

Moose: WAAAAAAAGH!
Mist: AAAUUGH!
Maynard: EEEEEAAAAYYRRGH!
Bardock: AIIIEEEEEEEE!
Moose: Get under cover!

Originally posted by Puzzle
Good, cause I don't want to die. ermm

Sexy evil *****.

Good so we agree on that.ermm

Thank you for the correction.lf

Originally posted by DarkC
LethalFemme: *grins fiendishly*

Bacon: Closing in on target, guys. Ken's sending the interlink friend-or-foe tags and giving us the coords for their supressors, look lively.

*red dots and green squares begin to appear on heads up display*

LethalFemme: Oh, there's Moosey, I see him. HI SCOTT!!!
Syren: He can't hear you from here, honey.
LethalFemme: Is that so? 😖hifty:
*LethalFemme racks a round into the chaingun*

====

Mist: There's one of our choppers. Someone's waving at you, Moose.
Moose: I don't remember calling for backup.

*thunderous gunfire erupts*

Moose: WAAAAAAAGH!
Mist: AAAUUGH!
Maynard: EEEEEAAAAYYRRGH!
Bardock: AIIIEEEEEEEE!
Moose: Get under cover!

I love it.😂

*very large explosion*
LethalFemme: *screaming* Oh! Oohooh! Sy! I just blew up a car! Did you SEE that?
Syren: Yes, I did, hon. *plugs ears*
LethalFemme: *reaches over and grabs Bacon's headset*

LethalFemme: Hi, Moose!
Moose: *panting* Oh, Jesus Lord! That was you?
LethalFemme: Heehee, yes, did you enjoy that?

(Moose glances over at shellshocked teammates.)
Moose: No, no, and absolutely not.
LethalFemme: Okay! We're off to help One out. Oh, tell Mist that I'll pay him back when we're all at HQ.
Moose: I paid the tab for you, my dear.

*thunderous gunfire rips apart a tree and ravages a park bench*
Mist: What the f*** did you say to her, Moose?
Moose: I swear, I don't ****in' know!

*gunfire stops*

😆

Originally posted by DarkC
*very large explosion*
LethalFemme: *screaming* Oh! Oohooh! Sy! I just blew up a car! Did you SEE that?
Syren: Yes, I did, hon. *plugs ears*
LethalFemme: *reaches over and grabs Bacon's headset*

LethalFemme: Hi, Moose!
Moose: *panting* Oh, Jesus Lord! That was you?
LethalFemme: Heehee, yes, did you enjoy that?

(Moose glances over at shellshocked teammates.)
Moose: No, no, and absolutely not.
LethalFemme: Okay! We're off to help One out. Oh, tell Mist that I'll pay him back when we're all at HQ.
Moose: I paid the tab for you, my dear.

*thunderous gunfire rips apart a tree and ravages a park bench*
Mist: What the f*** did you say to her, Moose?
Moose: I swear, I don't ****in' know!

*gunfire stops*

I'm so cruel and heartless. Thats nothing like me. I love when men pay for stuff.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm so cruel and heartless. Thats nothing like me. I love when men pay for stuff.schmoll