!

Moose: Two frag grenades and follow up with single shots.
Mist: Ready.
Maynard: Ready.
Bardock: *flatulence*

*two explosions, three single gunshots*

Moose: They're down.
Mist: What's up with the gas pass, Bardock?
Bardock: Ate some eggs before we deployed.
Moose: Okay, one's position is about twenty meters down, about two blocks.

===
Vinny: *quiet crying*
Ken: I thought we gave him some painkillers and a mild dose of anesthesia, and he's still sobbing?
Impediment: Nah, I'd guess it was trauma or something.

*gunfire richochets*

Impediment: MOOOMMY!
Ken: Jeez.
Ken: Great, I think my gun's clogged with dust.
RJ: Should we radio HQ for some backup?
Ken: Think that would be a good idea.

===
*radio chattering*
LethalFemme: Check that.
Syren: Alrighty.
Syren: YEeeeeeeeeeeES?
Ken: Sy, it's Ken, we need 'copter backup downtown, it's getting hot here.
Syren: Ooh, are we in trouble?
Ken:....
Ken: Look, please just get the 'copter up.
Syren: *laugh* Alrighty, we'll see you in about fifteen, try to hang on.
Ken: Fifteen?! We don't ha -

*Syren closes the channel*

Syren: Ken wants us to help.
LethalFemme: Awww, I thought he was a big boy already.
*both giggle*

I was going to ask why I haven't been in one yet, but then I remembered I'm a pacifist vin

Originally posted by Syren
Kaya, you so should be 😱

and hi 😛

Hi wavey

David, I love it... hella cool 😱

Originally posted by Syren
Hi wavey

David, I love it... hella cool 😱

We're evil😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We're evil😂

We're female 😂

True that.crylaugh

youpi

Who's gonna die next?selene

mwahaha

I put in a request ermm

I'm going to kill you David 😱

Kenermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kenermm

Ha, close. But not ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Hi wavey

David, I love it... hella cool 😱

==
LethalFemme: I'll call up the backup guys. Who's our pilot?
Syren: Mr. Bacon.
Syren: *screams* KEVIN!

*no answer*

LethalFemme: No hon, you're not doing it right.
LethalFemme: *screams* BACON STRIP!!!!!!!!!!
Syren: *sniggering*

Bacon: Hmm?

LethalFemme: Get up and warm the copter up.
Bacon: Okay. Want me to turn the sex music on?
LethalFemme: ...
LethalFemme: 😆
LethalFemme: Just go.
Bacon: Okay.

Kayakat: What's up, Sy?
Fianna: Yeah, you kind of called me right in the middle of brunch.
LethalFemme: It's 4:30PM and you're having brunch?
Fianna: Heehee, why not?
Syren: The story is, Ken got himself in trouble, Vinny got shot, and Moose is taking his time getting help, so it's kind of up to us.

Fianna: Hahahahahahaha!
Kayakat: Hahahahaheeheehee!

Fianna: Oh, I always knew that boy would screw up.
Kayakat: Spilled some lemonade all over my boobs the other day, not so sure it was by accident.

Syren: Bacon's warming the chopper up, let's suit up, get some guns, and board on.
Syren: Lethal, since you're numero uno in the ladies department, you get to mule the ammunition sacks.
LethalFemme: Oh, come on!

Originally posted by DarkC
😄

==
LethalFemme: I'll call up the backup guys. Who's our pilot?
Syren: Mr. Bacon.
Syren: *screams* KEVIN!

*no answer*

LethalFemme: No hon, you're not doing it right.
LethalFemme: *screams* BACON STRIP!!!!!!!!!!
Syren: *sniggering*

Bacon: Hmm?

LethalFemme: Get up and warm the copter up.
Bacon: Okay. Want me to turn the sex music on?
LethalFemme: ...
LethalFemme: 😆
LethalFemme: Just go.
Bacon: Okay.

Kayakat: What's up, Sy?
Fianna: Yeah, you kind of called me right in the middle of brunch.
LethalFemme: It's 4:30PM and you're having brunch?
Fianna: Heehee, why not?
Syren: The story is, Ken got himself in trouble, Vinny got shot, and Moose is taking his time getting help, so it's kind of up to us.

Fianna: Hahahahahahaha!
Kayakat: Hahahahaheeheehee!

Fianna: Oh, I always knew that boy would screw up.
Kayakat: Spilled some lemonade all over my boobs the other day, not so sure it was by accident.

Syren: Bacon's warming the chopper up, let's suit up, get some guns, and board on.
Syren: Lethal, since you're numero uno in the ladies department, you get to mule the ammunition sacks.
LethalFemme: Oh, come on!

That is SO ****ing me😂

Originally posted by DarkC
😄

==
LethalFemme: I'll call up the backup guys. Who's our pilot?
Syren: Mr. Bacon.
Syren: *screams* KEVIN!

*no answer*

LethalFemme: No hon, you're not doing it right.
LethalFemme: *screams* BACON STRIP!!!!!!!!!!
Syren: *sniggering*

Bacon: Hmm?

LethalFemme: Get up and warm the copter up.
Bacon: Okay. Want me to turn the sex music on?
LethalFemme: ...
LethalFemme: 😆
LethalFemme: Just go.
Bacon: Okay.

Kayakat: What's up, Sy?
Fianna: Yeah, you kind of called me right in the middle of brunch.
LethalFemme: It's 4:30PM and you're having brunch?
Fianna: Heehee, why not?
Syren: The story is, Ken got himself in trouble, Vinny got shot, and Moose is taking his time getting help, so it's kind of up to us.

Fianna: Hahahahahahaha!
Kayakat: Hahahahaheeheehee!

Fianna: Oh, I always knew that boy would screw up.
Kayakat: Spilled some lemonade all over my boobs the other day, not so sure it was by accident.

Syren: Bacon's warming the chopper up, let's suit up, get some guns, and board on.
Syren: Lethal, since you're numero uno in the ladies department, you get to mule the ammunition sacks.
LethalFemme: Oh, come on!

yay i'm in it clapping
😆 very funny

😆

Awesome!!

Bacon: Windspeed, check...fuel, check. Starting the engines.
*engines roaring, liftoff*

Syren: Fi, you okay sweetie? You look a little pale.
Fianna: I'm afraid of heights.
Syren: Ah, well, just keep your head down; no one's going to push you.
LethalFemme: *mischeviously* Oh no! We're losing altitude!
Bacon: We're losing power, going down fast! Ahh!

Fianna: cry

LethalFemme: Sorry, hon..just playing.

Syren: Great, the least thing we need is a brain case in a helicopter flying to battle.
LethalFemme: Couldn't resist. doped

Syren: *sigh*
Syren: Who wants to operate the big machine gun?

LethalFemme: ME!
Kayakat: ME!

LethalFemme: Damn it. Purple nurple contest, whoever can hold out without screaming wins!
Kayakat: Go!

*both reach out, get a good grip and twist cruelly*

*helicopter dips dangerously*

Syren: *screams* Kevin! Concentrate on flying the plane!
Bacon: Sorry!

Kayakat: Aaaargh!
LethalFemme: Heehee, I win.
Kayakat: I swear, sweetie, you have a grip worse than a crawfish.

Originally posted by DarkC
Bacon: Windspeed, check...fuel, check. Starting the engines.
*engines roaring, liftoff*

Syren: Fi, you okay sweetie? You look a little pale.
Fianna: I'm afraid of heights.
Syren: Ah, well, just keep your head down; no one's going to push you.
LethalFemme: *mischeviously* Oh no! We're losing altitude!
Bacon: We're losing power, going down fast! Ahh!

Fianna: cry

LethalFemme: Sorry, hon..just playing.

Syren: Great, the least thing we need is a brain case in a helicopter flying to battle.
LethalFemme: Couldn't resist. doped

Syren: *sigh*
Syren: Who wants to operate the big machine gun?

LethalFemme: ME!
Kayakat: ME!

LethalFemme: Damn it. Purple nurple contest, whoever can hold out without screaming wins!
Kayakat: Go!

*both reach out, get a good grip and twist cruelly*

*helicopter dips dangerously*

Syren: *screams* Kevin! Concentrate on flying the plane!
Bacon: Sorry!

Kayakat: Aaaargh!
LethalFemme: Heehee, I win.
Kayakat: I swear, sweetie, you have a grip worse than a crawfish.

😆 omg... hysterical

I think i'll make a drawing of your story 😛

hysterical

I love how I'm in control mwahaha