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Started by Syren9 pages

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Nicely done, David!!

clapping

(add me 🥷 )

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've been using that one lately too.🤣

Whoever made/uploaded it will be muh babies' daddy. vin
Unless it was a chick, then well good on you.

Sulfer_teerz...dd

Originally posted by Thorinn
Sulfer_teerz...dd

Yes ****? 13

You forgot the **. nahuh

erm, Thorinn? your sig still has Cain Marko written on it 😖

*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

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Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

Thanks for letting me whore out your sig Cain.

Originally posted by Thorinn
You forgot the **. nahuh

You haven't earned those yet today. pfft

Originally posted by Thorinn
Thanks for letting me whore out your sig Cain.

i spotted that after i posted :$ damn my ignorance! damn it to hell!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
You haven't earned those yet today. pfft
What must I do master??? dd
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
i spotted that after i posted :$ damn my ignorance! damn it to hell!!
*damns you to hellermmhappy

Originally posted by DarkC
*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

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Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

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LOVE IT droolio

Set up another thread without all the nasty chat, I would so link you in my sig 😄

Originally posted by DarkC
*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

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Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

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Originally posted by DarkC
*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

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Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

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Originally posted by Syren
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LOVE IT droolio

Set up another thread without all the nasty chat, I would so link you in my sig 😄


Too lazy. cry

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Ken: Moose, if you're coming you'd better make it quick, we're under pretty heavy supression here.
Moose: Alright, alright.

*Austin Powers cell phone tone*

Ken: ...who the f*** brought a cellphone on a mission?
Impediment: Er, haha, me. My girl likes to keep in touch.
Ken: But -
Impediment: Hey hon, how are you? How's our girl?

BlackSunshine: Hi, baby. I'm good, Madi's asleep. How's your mission?
Impediment: Oh, it's great! Except for the fact that Ken's making things miserable for me and that Vinny got shot in the knee.
BlackSunshine: Awww, poor boy. Is he okay?
Impediment: Vinny, Sunshine wants to know how yo -

Vinny:*screaming in direction of phone* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

BlackSunshine: Well, tell him to suck it up, he's a big boy now.
Impediment: Yeah, I will. Listen, I gotta go now, Ken's yelling at me and we're getting shot at. Bye!

Rogue Jedi: Say, mate, could I borrow that cell off of you? Gotta check on Fallen.
Ken: *points pistol at RJ*
Rogue Jedi: Or not. *sigh*
Impediment: The hell is that smell?

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Mist: Oh, that feels so much better! Yeaaaahhhh!

Maynard: God, you can smell it from here, twenty meters away.
Moose: Like bear scat mixed with cigarette ashes.
Bardock: Out of all the constipated people in the word, only our Mist enjoys it.
Moose: Done, Mist?
Mist: Yeah.

hysterical

ghost recon?

yep yep

Originally posted by DarkC
Too lazy. cry

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Ken: Moose, if you're coming you'd better make it quick, we're under pretty heavy supression here.
Moose: Alright, alright.

*Austin Powers cell phone tone*

Ken: ...who the f*** brought a cellphone on a mission?
Impediment: Er, haha, me. My girl likes to keep in touch.
Ken: But -
Impediment: Hey hon, how are you? How's our girl?

BlackSunshine: Hi, baby. I'm good, Madi's asleep. How's your mission?
Impediment: Oh, it's great! Except for the fact that Ken's making things miserable for me and that Vinny got shot in the knee.
BlackSunshine: Awww, poor boy. Is he okay?
Impediment: Vinny, Sunshine wants to know how yo -

Vinny:*screaming in direction of phone* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

BlackSunshine: Well, tell him to suck it up, he's a big boy now.
Impediment: Yeah, I will. Listen, I gotta go now, Ken's yelling at me and we're getting shot at. Bye!

Rogue Jedi: Say, mate, could I borrow that cell off of you? Gotta check on Fallen.
Ken: *points pistol at RJ*
Rogue Jedi: Or not. *sigh*
Impediment: The hell is that smell?

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Mist: Oh, that feels so much better! Yeaaaahhhh!

Maynard: God, you can smell it from here, twenty meters away.
Moose: Like bear scat mixed with cigarette ashes.
Bardock: Out of all the constipated people in the word, only our Mist enjoys it.
Moose: Done, Mist?
Mist: Yeah.


hysterical

why am i still not in it cry

Kaya, you so should be 😱