What have we learnt exactly?

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^^^^its a thread of "200 things weve learnt from POTC" Wanna start one?

1. You learnt who really invented mayonaise

2. You learnt what parley means

3. You learnt what happens if you dont call sparrow "Captain" (you get shot in the head by me)

4. You know that Barbossa and Jack the Monkey are the best of friends

5. Corsets are very dangerous.

6. if you wanna turn on the local commodore....a.) don't be a pirate and b.) wear a corset...

7. If you're wearing buckled shoes, odds are you're not a pirate....yet.

8. We know Davy Jones is a pansy when it comes to love and dice.

9. We know jars of dirt were popular in the late 1600s and were later replaced by security blankets.

10. You'll hurt yourself badly when bitten by monkeys

11. You know not to buy an un-dead monkey, they smell

12. You know that if you were talented you wouldnt b in POTC, coz ted and terry have too many surprises

13. You learnt that If you really read the letters of marque it would really say how much of a eunich beckett is

14. Will is pretty hot when wet.

15. That for some reason all gusy fall in love with Liz.

16. we know that all the guys who fall in love with liz, end up with wil

17. We know that covered or not covered with clothes, jacks hot

18. we know barbossa and tia dalma would have a dirty relationship if they were together😉

19. If Barbossa and Tia end up together, they can adopt Will and the monkey.

20. if barbossa and tia end up together they will have dirty, slimey, voodoo priest/priestess babies

21. we know that apples go dirty after barbossa eats them

21. we know that davy jones loves the kraken😉

22. We know that....uh...Jack is hot lol

23. We know that chiki feels sorry for jack

24. We know that CJL makes a lot of typos.

25. We know CJL makes typos coz she types fast

26. We know that Chiki loves making siggies

27. We know that im special no matter what

28. You know that if some1 sleeps throuout POTC and you throw popcorn at them, they'll get angry

29. You know that if you scream coz will and liz are still together, they'll removie you from the theatre,

30. We know that if we really cared about will/liz, we'd kill ted and terry for getting liz to kill jack, and then thered b no more POTC

31. I didn't know that I have to work tomorow 🙁 lol

Good night! Keep the faith!

32. We all know chiki has work tomorrow

33. We all know that if you were a eunich, you cnt have little babies

34. girls cant be eunichs

35. We all know how sailor loves her norrie

36. we know where eyeliner came from

37.you learn how to speak pelegostian

37. u learn how dangerouse rum, explosives and guns are when combines

38. that the EITC was EVIL!

39. the best way to attract male attention is to faint..works 99% of the time unless all males within ur range are engaged in a threeway sword fight.

40.always check the weather OR book some where indoors for ur wedding.

41.compasses don't always point north

42.don't try out your crushes last name in sticky situations...just don't. bouds ill by all accounts.

42.if ur a guy DON'T trust a kinky virgin whose got the hots for u...they will kill u. I repeat. U WILL BE KILLED

43. always have some fun one person activities like video games etc. with u incase u have to spen a long time in DJ's locker. u won't get bored.

44. one must buy some anti aging cream for one's father

45. we learn what EITC is

46. Who or what kills (cries) Captain Jack Sparrow

47. why jack had a green bug on his nose

48. dont even bother getting davy jones some anti aging cream, we learn why

49. DONT TAKE YOUR NECKLACE OFF, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GOT POWERS

50. That blacksmiths are handy with swords

51. how to properly sink a boat, for it comes in handy then and again

^^ that was HILARIOUS TEE PIRATEGIRL, EVERYONE IS SOO FUNNY lol

lol thnx I loved urs too. my faves:
49. DONT TAKE YOUR NECKLACE OFF, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S GOT POWERS

50. That blacksmiths are handy with swords

51. how to properly sink a boat, for it comes in handy then and again

lol everyones so good with these.

haha thanks lol 😄

52. How to put your pirate hat on straight

53. That you CAN look really sexy in a bandanna

54. That some hats can float

55. That pirates dont have much fun at their weddings

56. that sometimes it's ok to have a weird coloured wedding dress - yellow? no problem!

57. that you should always get the "single and horny" bug out of your system BEFORE getting married or engaged.

58. that girls just don't look that good in men's trousers.

59. that certain celebrities should never be cast opposite other celebrities in competition for the same lady

60. that Disney gets incredibly kinky and sometimes even S/M when they put their minds to it.

61. that "political correctness" apparently doesn't apply to Disney

62. that you should check the forecast in advance if you are having an outdoor wedding.

63. that a good (or bad) reputation can make life a whole lot more exciting.