What have we learnt exactly?

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140. We learnt that pirates cheat within the first 6 minutes of a swordfight...against a eunich that is
141. We learnt that apples taste nicer when your NOT a skeleton
142. I think we learnt that not every monkey is a bulter monkey😉

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
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140. We learnt that pirates cheat within the first 6 minutes of a swordfight...against a eunich that is
141. We learnt that apples taste nicer when your NOT a skeleton
142. I think we learnt that not every monkey is a bulter monkey😉

143. We learnt that everyone except me knows what eunich is...
144. We learned that people can learn how to sword fight in months and become just as skilled as Jack. IE Elizabeth.

145.We learnt that eunich is another word for a "castrated man"
146.We learnt that Will is the most skilled swordsmen, and Jack is the least skilled, which makes him sexxii😉
147.We learnt that the less we try, the more "we learnt..." points we come up with

148. We've learned that Will is, in fact, a closet soprano, and possibly also a closet poet.
149.We've learned that Beckett might very well also be a closet soprano with Will, and they secretly practice duets together and read eachothers poems.
150. That only POTC could make a triumphant ending involving a green apple.
151. We've learned that Will might be more skilled at swordfighting than Jack, but Jack definatly has more skill with the sword.

I learned THat Puting FLaming Pakages of SHit on peoples doorsteps aint nice 😮.

152. Never trust the lady with the crab legs
153. Never, EVER, go for that sword decorating your wall. You won't be able to use it.

154. "Long pork" is slang for human flesh. Creeeeeepy.

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155. We've learned that if you happened to be a whore back in the pirating days, then its likely that you have shared a bed with jack sparrow...

Not that anyone would be complaining

156. We've learned that you can sleep with nearly every hooker around and still (to our knowledge) be disease free. Maybe that's not such a good lesson.....

Originally posted by Tramps Lady
145.We learnt that eunich is another word for a "castrated man"
146.We learnt that Will is the most skilled swordsmen, and Jack is the least skilled, which makes him sexxii😉
147.We learnt that the less we try, the more "we learnt..." points we come up with

I don't know about Jack being the least skilled since he was able to fight Will evenly in the first movie and it looks like he is going to do the same with Davvy Jones in the next movie, but I'll go with you. 😛

157.

We've also learned that Eunichism was more popular amongst blacksmith's than any other job occupation

158. We learnt that when you say "Im Listening" it gets you nowhere, besides getting a gun put to your forhead
159. We learnt that currency is the currency of the realm
160. We learnt that having liz robbed of her wedding night is not a wedding interupted, but, infact, fate intervened.

161. While stabbing a guy with a butter knife may look cool, it doesn't actually get you anywhere.

162. If Jack is your captain and your name isn't Will, Liz, Gibbs, Cotton, Marty, Pintel, or Ragetti, the chances are, you're going to die.

lol these are funny!

163. potc is good for people who are slap happy