64. that pirates drink rum...?
65. that your soon to be husband SHOULD ACTUALLY TURN UP FOR THE WEDDING
66. that a man and a squid can morph all into one, it gives you a SQIUDMAN
67. if you plan to buy a hat, but a BIG one
68. that men's names CAN sound like barbie
69. grown men can in fact have long nails
70. that you dont wanna make a commodore mad
71. what happens when you make a commodore go through a storm off tripoli - he comes back not too happy about it!
72. That no matter what way you look at it; Will iS a eunich
73: In the event of Davy Jones coming after you soul; offer him a two-for-the-price-of-one-hundred deal. BARGAIN!
74: If you're a pirate; DON'T cheat on your spouse. The chances are that your relationship will have a very 'slappy' ending.
75. If you plan on feinting and falling off a forte; do it without wearing THAT hat.
76. If your second names have anything to do with birds; your a match made in heaven.
77. If your name is will turner; then your deffinately a eunich.
78. Its common knowledge that NO pirate dies...except the ones who aren't jack or barboza.
79. If your name is tia Dalma; well....quite frankly i may not want to be your friend. Oh, and get your teeth fixed, will you? Your scaring the children.
80. If your a merchant-sailor-come-pirate, then it is more than likely that you will be able to tell a story to anyone...like selling sand to the desert...
81. Non-pirating sailors will believe dress puppets over logic any time.
82. Krakens need someone to love.
83. The best way to defeat Davy Jones? Lull him to sleep and tickle his tentacles.
84. If your dad abandoned you when you were a child, he's most likely now a pirate about to turn into a starfish.
85. If you're in one particular jail cell in Port Royal, odds are, you're going to get out.
lol thanks
94. what a commodores wig would look like
95. that pirates CAN in fact say REALLY long and confuzzling words
96. that some necklaces can keep you alive
97. what happens when you decide to get a pet monkey
98. that english people can have tans
99. DONT WEAR A CORSET IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
100. Woo Hoo 100!!! - we learn that if you accidentally fall of an EXTREMELY DEADLY HIGH KILLER YOU WILL DIE CLIFF, you won't die
Originally posted by AudioHeart100. Woo Hoo 100!!! - we learn that if you accidentally fall of an EXTREMELY DEADLY HIGH KILLER YOU WILL DIE CLIFF, you won't die
LOL!!!
Originally posted by T.Maria
90. When all else fails; Do the jack run
LMAO!!!
101. We learnt that when you make Norriw upset, Sailor gets upset and screams at you
102. We learnt that witchin 2 days we can make a "things weve learnt" list very quickly
Originally posted by T.Maria
106: If you happen to be stuck on a cannibal island and are told that your are a god; do the right thing play along...if not, you will probably meet a very messy end...
...and even if you play along, you will probable meet a very messy end anyway, unless you are Captain Jack Sparrow, become a fruit kabob, jump off a cliff, and run to your ship to safety while the cannibals chase you. it is also good to bring along the dog who carried the keys to distract the cannibals.