LOL!!! WOOT! we're up to 110!!
111. kraken goo is "not so bad!"
112.Some people can still be sexy covered in slime
113. if u want something from a pirate(or most other guys for that matter)...GET HIM DRUNK!!!
114.take away said drunk pirate's pistol away from him when he's sleeping cause unless he's Jack HE WILL SHOOT U AFTER U BURN THE RUM!!!
115. if ur single and u wanna meet someone don't contact any dating services...fall off a cliff instead.
116.some people can seduce others when dirty and wearing men's clothes.
117.if ur in love with a pirate have Tic Tacs in your pocket...just incase u HAVE to kiss him.
118. don't make deals with the devil if u don't intend to keep them.
119. don't make deals with the devil. period
120.death is never eternal. u just need to have a bunch of guilty, needy, stupid people to come after u.
121. no matter what your mama told u when u were little. It IS all about how u look.
122. if ur the only girl around all the guys will fall in love with u.
123. It helps to be the governer's daughter if ur in sticky situations.
124. making deals with horny pirates is like making a wish to an evil genie...BE WARE OF LOOPHOLES
126. Hot-blooded pirate trumps pansy any day of the week, usually by cheating.
127. "There is only what a man can do and what a man can't do."
128. Good men like to pretend they're bad but will be good for you even though it means they'll never get to have you even though they're good and you yourself are slightly bad, which is what you never pretended to be but it came out while he was being good and........damn it. Someone else go. I didn't learn anything from all that.
131. that if you go around saying "consider into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night"..may get some people thinking you are just horny rather than sorry you didn't get to marry the love of your life...
132. that if you tell a sexy pirate who is hot for you that you are soooo ready to be married don't be surprised if he offers to "marry" you right then and there so you can no longer have to wonder what it would be like to be married...
133. that one silly little old compass could cause such turmoil to so many people....
134. that a jar of dirt can be one's security blanket
135. that James Norrington is way sexier with his matted bronw hair than all stuffy and stiff in a white wig..too bad we have to see him that way again in AWE
136. that in movie land....Will Turner is suppose to be the "spitting image" of ol bootstrap...NOT.....
137. that when making a deal with Barbossa and Beckett, you should at least have a plan...not just assume they will honor your request....
138. that you should always trust a dishonest pirate to be dishonest, that it's the honest one's you can't trust....
139. that when you are a pirate, you can't trust anyone....cuz even your best of friends will betray you at some point....