WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

even yoda has it. I give up on these 'un-laid' star wars chars.

lol!

Yoda : In grave Trouble you are use Viagra YOUUUU MUUST!

That would be pretty creepy coming from Yoda.

shock

Very creepy.

Indeed.

Yoda would be right to say that though. I mean, where's his lightsabre by the time Luke meets him?

Yoda: Use my lightsabre, I can not. Gone is its fire. No longer can it ignite. Impotent it has become.

Thanks for that I think...

You think...

Thats what I said.

Vader:*heavy breathing*"Once you go black, you never go back."

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vader : Luke with our combined Strength we can Rape the Galaxy FATHER AND SON!

Ouch.

That's. uhm. ah.

Huh?

I can't think of anything. I don't even know what to say to that... er. post. above yours, that is. er... uhm.

I don't feel like i made any sense.

Leia: Hey check this out you must. (puts lightsaber near crotch and ignites) Horny I am.

Han: I knew it!!

Leia is talking like Yoda.

Leia : Ahhh govenor Tarkin i knew i smelled you're foul Hormones when i was brought on board