Darkseid vs The Silver surfer

Started by bigbran17 pages

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
What ever. I'm a queen. We make up words daily. He pissed me off. I cannot stand for someone tell me what I think and what I said, And then can't even get that right.
And... this allows the ass to f*ck the hole... because?

Originally posted by janus77
well I was still waiting for the DS folks to come up with a method for DS winning against Surfer.
but that above method of victory for Surfer is merely just one simple way for Surfer to defeat Darkseid (and Superman and most others of that order).

he could use Cosmic Awareness to find the perfect counter energy for this much trumpeted OE beam. he easily could do that.
he could manipulate the gravity around the beams to such an extent that the beams bend in on themselves, shooting back at Darkseid.
he could rip open lots of blackholes in-between himself and Darkseid. preventing Darkseid from even touching him with the OE...

the versatility and tremendous power of The Silver Surfer makes for so many possibilities.

SO the reality powers that DS has, That surfer does not, and DS's Superior Telepathy which is enough to even overwhelm surfer, and DS's own godly senses won't allow him to see that coming? ALso, How is surfer going to fight DS? Is this an avatar? A boomed Tube DS or the Real thing?

Originally posted by bigbran
And... this allows the ass to f*ck the hole... because?

STOP IT. YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME LAUGHT WHILE I'M PISSED OFF AT THAT ASS ****ING HOLE!!!

Originally posted by bigbran
And... this allows the ass to f*ck the hole... because?

If you shove an ass down a hole, repeatedly, that's an ass f*cking hole. I'd post the scans but I might get banned.

Originally posted by Board Walker
No, it was that chaos magic is more powerful in DC then in marvel (stated by Wanda), and because of so that means the mages of DC are more powerful in general then Marvels.

That is generally what Nvr said, which is for the most part accurate.


Not really(the accurate part I mean). See, Wanda only THOUGHT that she controlled Chaos Magic in Marvel, but in actuality there is no such thing(in Marvel I mean, there IS of course Chaos Magic in DC). So it makes sense that when she REALLY started tapping into it in the DC Universe, she was unready for the influx of power. That particular instance isn't really proof of DC's magic or mages being more powerful.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Originally posted by Validus
If you shove an ass down a hole, repeatedly, that's an ass f*cking hole. I'd post the scans but I might get banned.

I'd rather see something ****ing and ass hole. 🙄

Originally posted by darthgoober
Not really(the accurate part I mean). See, Wanda only THOUGHT that she controlled Chaos Magic in Marvel, but in actuality there is no such thing(in Marvel I mean, there IS of course Chaos Magic in DC). So it makes sense that when she REALLY started tapping into it in the DC Universe, she was unready for the influx of power. That particular instance isn't really proof of DC's magic or mages being more powerful.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

To each his own paradigm 🙂

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
STOP IT. YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME LAUGHT WHILE I'M PISSED OFF AT THAT ASS ****ING HOLE!!!
I'm not trying to make you laugh"t", I'm trying to figure out how an ass f*cks a hole...
I guess it depends what size though...
Originally posted by Validus
If you shove an ass down a hole, repeatedly, that's an ass f*cking hole. I'd post the scans but I might get banned.
Hmm... you may be right...
But, wouldn't the slabs of beef, and shit have to be seperated from the body, before you could jam a whole ass down a hole?

PM them to me... (no don't)... well, maybe... no...

Anyway... my question to flame girl:
Have you ever had an ass f*ck a hole, or ever saw it? You seem to know a bit about this...

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
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Thanks. It would be nice if these ass holes on here at least read what we said before they went around lying on us. I have noticed alot of people with dislexia reading what they want and then just running with a lie about people they dont' like.

Ok lets look at what you said.

This is from the Marvel Odin vs Dc Zeus Thread

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
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Becuz it is marvel bias. first off, Superman says in the cannon JLA avenegers that his world the dials go up to eleven. Thus both companies admitting DC characters are generally more powerful. Even Cap said this. Then The fact that [b]Magic is stronger in the DCU
, makes a sky father from DC with magical powers, more powerful than a magic wielder from Marvel.[/B]
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
\ON PANEL WANDA says that the magic in the dcu is more powerful. PERIOD.
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
\You refuse to just accept that [b]Magic is more powerful in DC and Thus Odin is not going to whip any of the higher up magical sky father's or Abstracts.[/B]

This is all my lies though...

Originally posted by darthgoober
Not really(the accurate part I mean). See, Wanda only THOUGHT that she controlled Chaos Magic in Marvel, but in actuality there is no such thing(in Marvel I mean, there IS of course Chaos Magic in DC). So it makes sense that when she REALLY started tapping into it in the DC Universe, she was unready for the influx of power. That particular instance isn't really proof of DC's magic or mages being more powerful.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.


I disagree.

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Ok lets look at what you said.

This is from the Marvel Odin vs Dc Zeus Thread

This is all my lies though...

I dont see what your point is? You stated that Nvr said the DC gods were more powerful then the Marvel gods.

Yet in the quotes you just posted, he said nothing of the sort, and rather said what I posted "that chaos magic in DC (stated by wanda) is more powerful then in Marvel" thus equating to the DC mages being more powerful in general then the marvel ones.

Originally posted by bigbran
I'm not trying to make you laugh"t", I'm trying to figure out how an ass f*cks a hole...
I guess it depends what size though...
Hmm... you may be right...
But, wouldn't the slabs of beef, and shit have to be seperated from the body, before you could jam a whole ass down a hole?

PM them to me... (no don't)... well, maybe... no...

Anyway... my question to flame girl:
Have you ever had an ass f*ck a hole, or ever saw it? You seem to know a bit about this...

Don't do me.

Originally posted by darthgoober
Not really(the accurate part I mean). See, Wanda only THOUGHT that she controlled Chaos Magic in Marvel, but in actuality there is no such thing(in Marvel I mean, there IS of course Chaos Magic in DC). So it makes sense that when she REALLY started tapping into it in the DC Universe, she was unready for the influx of power. That particular instance isn't really proof of DC's magic or mages being more powerful.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Their is Chaos magic in Marvel though, Dr. Strange has used it before, and others such as Shuma Gorath.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
SO the reality powers that DS has, That surfer does not, and DS's Superior Telepathy which is enough to even overwhelm surfer, and DS's own godly senses won't allow him to see that coming? ALso, How is surfer going to fight DS? Is this an avatar? A boomed Tube DS or the Real thing?

Surfer can move and attack millions of times faster than DS, he gets first strike and that's enough to put DS on the back foot.
if he simply puts an illusion infront of DS he could fight from anywhere, be completely invisible to DS. reality warping would be difficult to do when you yourself are the victim of illusions.

Telepathy is dubious... again before DS can do anything much with it, even before he begins to probe for potential mental openings, Surfer's on the attack blackholes and gravity warpings and more much more exotic and deadly powers.

OE is out of the game... reality warping is out too, strength is meaningless (Surfer could amp if he was bothered enough to engage in h2h).

"Godly Senses" too vague but still no way close to Surfer's Cosmic Awareness... sensing weaknesses, seeing into the future, seeing across dimensions and also how about his supervision which allows him to kill DS from light years away - what's DS going to do when he's merely fighting a Surfer illusion whilst the real thing is light years away, firing off cosmic blasts with abandon.

it can't be an avatar turning up to fight. if you want that then, Surfer is going to create a million clones and screw with DS that way. Surfer can make other Silver Surfers, equally powerful too.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I disagree.

With what?

Is there really Chaos Magic in Marvel?
Is there really Chaos Magic in DC?
Should Wanda have been ready for tapping into the Chaos Magic of DC when she'd NEVER touched on anything like that before?

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Don't do me.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Don't do me.
Don't worry, the thought has never occured into my mind, ever before...

Wait... what the f*ck are you talking about? 😐

Originally posted by darthgoober
With what?
With noodles and Oreos.

Originally posted by Board Walker
I dont see what your point is? You stated that Nvr said the DC gods were more powerful then the Marvel gods.

Yet in the quotes you just posted, he said nothing of the sort, and rather said what I posted "that chaos magic in DC (stated by wanda) is more powerful then in Marvel" thus equating to the DC mages being more powerful in general then the marvel ones.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Not really. It's stated on panel as such. You'd be hard pressed to find a magic user in marvel who can match PS. Barring Dr. Strange, and Odin, magic in marvel isn't top tier.
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
You refuse to just accept that Magic is more powerful in DC and Thus Odin is not going to whip any of the higher up magical sky father's or Abstracts.

At what point did he say chaos magic?

Originally posted by Soujaboy
Ok lets look at what you said.

This is from the Marvel Odin vs Dc Zeus Thread

This is all my lies though...

You sir would be an idiot. The first one says clearly that NO magical user in marvel is going to be any more powerful than a sky father from DC. I still think that.

You do realize that DC's magic is Chaos. The spectre made sure to make it even more primal.

And I stand on my word, Odin isn't beating not one goddamned higher up magical sky father in DC nor is he beating any magical abstracts.

now show me what was a lie. All I see is an idiot reaching.