Originally posted by muss
not trying to say hulk beating the x-men was right or not, but in ww hulk frontline. the hulk warbound were given access to files on superheroes from the costume division.
Oh the irony 🙄
Iron Man: Ha! Nobody will be able to get through these files as long as I guard them
*Aside from beating the sh#t out of him, Hulk also steals the files*
Iron Man: Oh come on! What are the chances that a monster who gets shot into space would come back and prove my stance in Civil War wrong?!? God Damnit this would never happen if Cap was still around
x-23's also only got adamantium on her claws, so she wouldn't really contribute much.
there are plenty of super-strong characters out there who don't turn into crybabies every time something bad happens to them. hulk's greatest moments, as i see them, were when a writer actually delved into the character instead of hiding him behind this bleak mask of smashing crap and being an idiot.
here's the basic plot to world war hulk, from the hulk's point of view.
"i was running around, killing people and causing massive structural damage to buildings and general city infrastructure, so a group of my peers, all of whom i have long-standing relationships with, decided it would be best if i wasn't running around threatening people's lives anymore. assholes, right? so they decide to trap me in a ship and attempt to give me the very thing i've been asking for ever since i became the hulk; to be left alone. they scope out a nice planet for me, and send me on my way. but, oh no, i get sucked into a wormhole they couldn't have predicted and which i know for a fact is powerful enough to even draw in the silver surfer. puny humans must've planned this shit. so then i'm on a world and it's explained that i can be injured due to having travelled through the wormhole, but i will consistently blame the humans for putting me here. so i become king or whatever, marry and sex up a girl who originally wanted to kill me, and then the ship i came in blew up. ****in' humans. always trying to take away what i have, and if you weren't paying attention, what i have usually turns out to be homocidal tendencies. so anyway, now i'm heading back to earth with people i've continuously referred to as "not friends," but whatever, and we're gonna kill everybody because a few guys tried to help. i'm clearly the only guy who has ever lost someone that was close to me, so my rage is unprecedented and incomprehensible to these little humans. i plan to smash, because despite my ability to think rationally in hulk form, i'm really not good for anything besides big action scenes and shock value in big events like this."
if i was spending money to read this crap, i'd stop.
