How do you know youre too drunk?

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Too drunk is when the last thing you remember is singing the Marine Hymn with a friend of yours and the next thing you know is that you woke up in your friend's bathtub with only a pair of sweat pants on and your underwear and the rest of your clothes are strewn across his front lawn covered in massive, unreal amounts of vomit. Then, your friends proceed to tell you how you blacked out for a whole 2-3 hours at your friend's house party, finally ran outside, immediately stripped naked, and ran out into the middle of the street wanting to fight a car. 🥷

Telling inanimate objects to get you another drink, then arguing with them when they dont respond ermmnone

You know you're too drunk when you constantly deny that you're drunk

I knew I was drunk, when I was saying I wasn't drunk.

When my sister starts crying for no f*cking apparent reason. And ruins everyones night.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I knew I was drunk, when I was saying I wasn't drunk.

If you have to drive with one eye shut, you are drunk.

Never had alcohole..

When you can't even lie on the floor without having to hold on.

waking up in a bed with a person u dont know and there the same sex as u

When you throw up.

Never happened to me. 313

Originally posted by Mišt
Telling inanimate objects to get you another drink, then arguing with them when they dont respond ermmnone

Originally posted by Deathblow
When you can't even lie on the floor without having to hold on.

Originally posted by simonrob123
waking up in a bed with a person u dont know and there the same sex as u

Originally posted by lord xyz
When you throw up.

Never happened to me. 313

Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
How do you know youre too drunk?

When I pass out before I get home...... 🙄

That's a stupid question.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
That's a stupid question.

Technically there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers

OK, what's with the new name Hannah?

You're stupid.

Originally posted by Tattoo
OK, what's with the new name Hannah?

Well since Im not here that often anymore I didn't want to use Devalion any more. If its a problem Ken, I'll change it....Its not like you'll see it often

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Well since Im not here that often anymore I didn't want to use Devalion any more. If its a problem Ken, I'll change it....Its not like you'll see it often

Does it matter how often I see it? That was a special name for something between us...since you're with someone else now it seems pretty pointless to have that name.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Does it matter how often I see it? That was a special name for something between us...since you're with someone else now it seems pretty pointless to have that name.

Yeah its also two special words that means something to me, so why can't I have it? Anyway the thing it used to be for is gone because I was told to lose it.