How do you know youre too drunk?

Started by Captain Maynard4 pages
Captain Maynard Cummin Soon

Well, Ken won that one.

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Well, Ken won that one.

I won the very day she decided to dump me. 🙂

Ambience A-Train
Originally posted by Tattoo
I won the very day she decided to dump me. 🙂

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Mišt Senior Member

sorriy drunk mlkaw ghaha lol drunk lol 🙂 😄

souvinir souvinir of sadness

when u puke WHILE making out with another random drunk person

Tattoo Senior Member
Originally posted by souvinir
when u puke WHILE making out with another random drunk person

No, that just means you're gay and didn't want to make out with that person of the other sex.

*=DeathReaperr' The Dark Knight

When you find yourself next to the lake, naked, next to a fat girl 13

Lightningrod gay o' time

You know when you are to drunk when the toilet becomes your "Best Friend"

harleywindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
When I pass out before I get home.

When you string people along telling one how much you love them all the while being with a completely different peson, lying to both of them. Then you decide to go off and get engeged all the while telling the first person how much you love them and how much they mean to you.

You had to have had alot of alocohol those weeks, sluty b!tch.

Dusty Senior Member

When you wake up without your clothes on..

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by harleywindu
When you string people along telling one how much you love them all the while being with a completely different peson, lying to both of them. Then you decide to go off and get engeged all the while telling the first person how much you love them and how much they mean to you.

You had to have had alot of alocohol those weeks, sluty b!tch.

😆

Dreamt Senior Member

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Have fun in your cotton wool world and I'll be seeing you.......oh, no.....I wont
You're the scum of scum.

Mywi healed ninja.

i usually know im too drunk when im hugging the toilet bowl or find myself in other people´s beds hmm classic srug3

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

When an old lady in public transit tells you that you're going straight to hell, and you slur: "Maaan, am I on the wrong BUS!!"

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Mišt
sorriy drunk mlkaw ghaha lol drunk lol 🙂 😄

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I dont remember that. 😑

Captain Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Mišt
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I dont remember that. 😑

Loser.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Dusty
When you wake up without your clothes on..

and your hole is wet and sticky. 🙁

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Loser.

😍

Rogue Jedi Restricted

clapping

Captain In$ano Senior Member

When you sit in a room alone and fart, then try to convince yourself it wasn't you