How do you know youre too drunk?

i brag about my farts.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If you have to drive with one eye shut, you are drunk.

hahah so true 😆

been there done that. til the po po saw me.

When any stationary object you sit on feels like it's moving, at a rate of knots.

indeed. if i am in a club and i see speakers laughing at me, i bolt.

When throwing an object, you quite literally, cannot hit a washbasin even if you were standing in it.

Too drunk is when you are caught drunk stealing wood in a construction site and arrested for public intoxication and sent to jail overnight where you have to sit next to prostitutes and drug dealers and a Rastafarian bleeding from his hand, all who join you in movie trivia while being forced to watch two cheesy cop flicks on Superstation TBS, one staring Lou Diamond Phillips and Donny Wahlberg, and then getting everyone to join you in movie trivia and stumping all the inmates with a Susan Sarandon trivia question.

youre too drunk when the cops have to take you to the hospital then arrest you for jumping into your neighbors barbeque party 😕

when you get to your friends house at 1:40am and are asleep on the floor at 2:08 and wake up written all over in pink highliter

Well my cousin Helena got married, our second cousin got drunk and began hitting on her at the reception. I wasn't there, but there were videos to verify that.
😆

Probably when you wake up totally naked in the bathroom or wake up in your bed naked and you don't know why.....😏 Impediment knows what I'm talking about! 😛 😆 I still love you Matt. 😄