How do you know youre too drunk?

Started by Tattoo4 pages
Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Yeah its also two special words that means something to me, so why can't I have it? Anyway the thing it used to be for is gone because I was told to lose it.

Eternal Love...131...I guess Eternal really means 5 months. 😊

Originally posted by Tattoo
Eternal Love...131...I guess Eternal really means 5 months. 😊

You'd know

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
You'd know

Would I now? I wasn't the one who went off and got engaged to someone while at the same time telling me you loved me and all that jazz.

****ing b!tch.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Would I now? I wasn't the one who went off and got engaged to someone while at the same time telling me you loved me and all that jazz.

****ing b!tch.

No, I was.....and Im so ****ing glad I did it now.

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
No, I was.....and Im so ****ing glad I did it now.

*slow clap*

I'm glad you did too. 🙂 The last thing I want in this world is to be stuck with a two faced b!tch.

Originally posted by Tattoo
*slow clap*

I'm glad you did too. 🙂 The last thing I want in this world is to be stuck with a two faced b!tch.

Well then, Life's a good'en

Holy hell, this is better than my stories.

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Well then, Life's a good'en

Sure is. 🙂 Why couldn't it have happened sooner? You know, before I spent money on you? The necklace is long gone I hope. 😊

Originally posted by Tattoo
Sure is. 🙂 Why couldn't it have happened sooner? You know, before I spent money on you? The necklace is long gone I hope. 😊

Oh definately....I melted it down and made ammo for my rifle.....Sir!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Holy hell, this is better than my stories.
<3

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Oh definately....I melted it down and made ammo for my rifle.....Sir!

😊 Take that ammo and hit it with a hammer. It'll be tons of fun.

Originally posted by Tattoo
😊 Take that ammo and hit it with a hammer. It'll be tons of fun.

Thanks for the advice, but I'd rather fire it

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Thanks for the advice, but I'd rather fire it

Not so fun. 🙁

Anyways, nice knowing you whore...but I'm going to go do something else. durfist

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Oh definately....I melted it down and made ammo for my rifle.....Sir!

If you were my *itchy ex girl friend I'd tell you to do the world a favor and use those rounds to shoot yourself in the head.
vin

but your not.
so uh...
carry on.

😕

Originally posted by Ambience
If you were [b]my *itchy ex girl friend I'd tell you to do the world a favor and use those rounds to shoot yourself in the head.
vin

but your not.
so uh...
carry on.

😕 [/B]

I was going to say that, but then figured...meh, shrapnel would be better.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Not so fun. 🙁

Anyways, nice knowing you whore...but I'm going to go do something else. durfist

Have fun in your cotton wool world and I'll be seeing you.......oh, no.....I wont

Originally posted by Tattoo
I was going to say that, but then figured...meh, shrapnel would be better.
Yours was much more creative

Anyways.
I know I'm to drunk when I am on a table top, dancing.

And singing.
xD

Originally posted by Nitya Lyuba
Have fun in your cotton wool world and I'll be seeing you.......oh, no.....I wont

Buh bye. 🙂

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Yours was much more creative

Mhmm.
🙂