Monkey
dear Diary,
i fianally put together my prank... I got the keys to orlie's trailer, bought lots of glue, and have lots of feathers!! Only it didn't work so well, you see, sad sack was supposed to trip over a rope into the glue, but instead he tripped over the rope and banged his head. It made a hollow sound. oh well. he would never suspect the monkey when he wakes up... that is if he wakes up.
goodbye for now,
Jack the evil monkey
lol!!! evil monkey!!!!
Johnny
Dear Ichy,
I'm now even more convinced that Sad-sack is thoroughly insane. He has now extended to Willabeth hats, ties, coats, buttons, and sweatpants that say Willabeth on the butt. I think he only did that so he could give a pair to Keira so he would have an excuse to stare at her butt...
"Orlando?!? You perv! Stop staring at my arse!" "I'm just reading what it says!" Like he doesn't know what it says in the first place...there's one plan that DEFINITELY has had about the amount of thought of Sad-sack's idea to write Willabeth in red lipstick on the bathrooms....
Jack is REALLY starting to get on my nerves...every day it's "Johnny! You have girls chasing after you every day! Tell me how to fend off Keira pplleeassse!!!" I can't deny I have girls chasing me around every where, and who could blame them, Look at this face! but regardless, its SO annoying! I swear the next time he says something about it, I'm gonna pop Keira a nice round one in the nose just for causing this.
On the topic of Keira...shes taken a keen interest lately with walking around naked outside trailers lately. I don't know if this is some weird ritual or a publicity stunt, but I have had the unfortunate chance of meeting her outside at these times.
I mean, I've seen my share of g irls, h*ll Ive been in bed with naked co-stars before, but this is just...awkward. After all, she's at least 20 years younger than me. If Vanessa saw this place, she would break up with me faster than Sad-sack running when he sees me coming...
Why didn't I keep selling pens over the phone?!,
Johnny
Orlando
Dear No one,
I woke up this morning surrounded by feathers and glue, and on the floor. I apparently hit my poor head somewhere because I'm seeing stars, and there is a huge bump on my head, and my head hurts. I think that uhh, wat's his face had something to do with this! i'm gonna get him so bad!! Right after the room stops spinning. Hope I don't have brain damage... that would totally reck my street credit!! *gets up* Now I've got to remember how to get to the kitchen for some ice... Maybe it's outside. Wait... Where am I?!?
Love,
A woozy Orlando
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
lol!!! evil monkey!!!![b]Johnny
Dear Ichy,
Jack is REALLY starting to get on my nerves...every day it's "Johnny! You have girls chasing after you every day! Tell me how to fend off Keira pplleeassse!!!" I can't deny I have girls chasing me around every where, (ME:Busted!) and who could blame them, Look at this face! (ME: I know!) but regardless, its SO annoying! I swear the next time he says something about it, I'm gonna pop Keira a nice round one in the nose just for causing this.
Johnny
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Orlando
Dear Nobody...only because i cant even remember my name,
I have no idea why people keep calling me sad-sack, but everytime this "Johnny" guy mentions feathers or glue, the whole cast and crew start to giggle. Im so lost...literally, i dont know where I am...
Im seeing these "Willabeth" tee shirts and stuff in the trash cans all over. I dont know what Willabeth is, but apparently its none too popular among these strange people...everyone thought I would be upset by it. Dont ask me why, i mean again, i have no idea what it is.
But my head has been throbbing for hours, ever since i woke up this morning. It feels like people are repeatedly hitting me in the head with a basketball bat....or is it football...but i know i saw a long glossy-looking stick beside my bed this morning...
love,
a very confuzed....me
Sailorleo
Captains Log Stardate 123459
I returned to the secret filming location to drop off the revised script of AWE...Basically instead of Norrie dieing he gets to have a threeseome with a few pirate wenches, which of course (although Jerry doesn't know it) will be played by me the other wenches will be cg alternates of me.....THANK YOU ILM!!!!!*
So I gave Jack the cutest present today, although he thinks it's from Johnny...I got him a kitten which obviously Jack doesn't have time to care for...Enter Moi....So I just happen to show up with a bag of kitten food outside his trailer door....Long story short, I'm the kitten's personal assistant.....Won't be long now before I kill off HIS assistant and be all powerful *insert evil laugh here*
Well that's it from me.....
Got to go clean off a hairball that somehow landed on Jack's shirt....Oh dear, it looks like he'll have to take it off *sighs happily*
*ILM = Industiral light and magic
-Sailorleo
SO TRUE!!
lol! those are hilarious!
Jerry
Dear me,
We've been having problems again, so I decided to hire someone as my assistant.
She would take care of all the crazy things while i focus on my - i mean Disney's Pirate of the Caribbean movie.
She would take care and try to talk Keira out of running around nude. I met her once, and it wasn't a great site. Heck, it was even traumatic.
She would also be responsible for the sad-sack's actions. Especially for destroying those horrid t-shirts, and the pants. ESPECIALLY the pants. He attempted to give one to me yesterday, he even sneaked into my trailer to stuff them in my closet. I had them all burned yesterday.
Anyway, I found this girl named.. uh, Jaeh, i think. I'm not exactly sure. She kept running around with a toy lightsaber and kept stealing Jack's captain's hat from the props room. She also jumps on the Black pearl set and kept screaming "madeningly unhelpful".
Why do I even bother? I just hired a weirdo. But apparently, she is good at burning the willabeth stuff, and I'm just happy to oblige.
Help...
Jerry-poo
(PS: I think that Jaeh hacked into my computer last night and changed the script. It was flooded with Sparrabeth and Willabeth scenes, and I kept finding 'killermovies.com/forums' in my bookmarks.)
sorry! i could resist joining the crew. any other person who wants to join the set? I could probably arrange 2 or four people... 😂
LOOOOOOOOOOL!!! I think I shall be Terry's assistant! that shouild be fun yah?
I think I shall do a Terry diary.
Not-so-dear-diary
First off lets set the record straight, I don't believe in diaries. i always thought "food therapy" was the way to go but seeing as we're stuck on an island with no Hagen-Dazs or Baskin Robins any where in sight Ted FORCED me to start writing...
WHY?WHY?WHY?????? WHat have I done? HAve I not been one of the creaters of this THING they love so much? WHy must I find my trailer covered in eggs and toilet paper?
There was a lot of them! more than the wild buffalos that stampied Simba and his daddy.I think they were all sparrabethers but one of them seemed to be a Jack Davenport lover. How did they know? how could they have possibly known what we've done in P3?
When I asked them that one of them laughed evily and said "I live in HOLLYWOOD!" and another screamed "I'm a film studies student."
It was a screenwriters HELL! If I ever go to Davy Jonse's locker MY personal hell will be an endless sea of sparrabethers. *shivers at the memory*
How was I to know when I wrote this scene that Knightley would have a huge thing for Depp whilst playing it hence making it so hot? HUH? Did I tell her to stay in his yacht ? By the power of holy guacamoli and extra slimy blue cheese I did NOT!
I will show them! I'll show them all! Ted is all "AAAH! COME ON! Sparrabeth is kinda hot." but I have him rapped around my chubby fingers. I'll show those sparrabethers what I'm capable of.
See if Depp and Knightley have more than 4 scenes together in P3! I'll be damned if they do! I'll show everyone that the kiss didn't mean anything.
I'll make Willabeth burning-sizzling-like-kracken-bits hot. Winning best kiss and best couple at the Teen and people choice awards HOT!
Oh an awesome sceneis forming in my mind as we speak!
A kiss among the battle scene. With sword fights and explotions and whirlpools and rain and ships and maybe I'll have them each swing on a rope and then kiss eachother AS they swing...I'm not sure if gore will go for that last one but I'll try.
see ya later rather than sooner,
Terry