Originally posted by ~dorkerina~
Tia DalmaDear diary
(what? I have to name it or something? o.0)When I came on set today for the first time, I could tell I was in for one heck of a ride. Sitting down by my music-box-cart majig with a cranberry juice on the rocks, I could smell a mystery just waiting to be resolved.
Johnny and lando are already at each others throats. Just why they clash so, I'm not sure. Maybe johnnys just stripes, and landos just plaid.
A really ugly pink, and fake tan plaid.This particular problem, I've been told, has come about because of one orange brained scheme. A t-shirt that defies all sense of reality. And maturity.
Just something the two of them might take up to get a go at each other. Anyway, now I'm here, the only one willing to wait for tangerine in the emergency room and I just have to ask myself why. Johnny can take care of himself, sneaky bugger, that's for sure. But can't we just get lando a muscle head (paid well to tolerate the kid for sure) to keep out an eye. Then again, maybe that's just asking for trouble. Still, I'll take it up with gore later.
Anyway, judging by the squeal coming from the other side of that door, I'd say fruit boy's just about ready to leave. There's just a few things I'd like to suss out soon as I can get some quiet. The monkey seems up to something, Chows dodging someone (and eyeing to fake nails a bit too fondly), Devenport is just a bit too jumpy, kierra is way too chipper, and rush is on an alcohol binge. I wanna know why. What ever it takes!
Tia (the only sane one!) Dalma, signing off.
(If you're wondering on the odd tone of tia's entry there is a good explanation. I was watching an Chevy Chase movie today that made fun of the old thinking out loud bit on mystery cases. I just had to do it!)
[B] note to self: The makeup ladies are eyeing me again, better stand behind chow!
well. i posted one recentley but since some people are having brain farts i'll try to start some ideas! lol... hopefully it'll work.
Gore
Dear Diary... Journal [it sounds more manly...]
I've been thinking latley. Can I really stand to do a Pirates 4?? I do indeed love working on these MOVIES but the people, that's a different story, but I told you all about that in my last entry, so we'll move on.
The term, Willobeth, has now been plastered in both men and womens bathrooms where were staying- in red lipstick. Many questions may arise... but first and foremost, obviously its sadsack because he's so deperate, why on earth does he have red lipstick?? When I commented about him having the possibility to wear makeup because of his "tan" I was KIDDING- and besides, that color red is NOT his color. That Orlando Bloom sure makes me wonder.
If we do decide on a Pirates 4 that means all the auditions for the other people we bring on will start. I gotta tell you, we get more crazy teenagers who are "Johnny Depp's #1 Fan" than real actors... not sure where that guy get's so many fans. Oh wait-- it's Johnny Depp-- disregard that last statement.
I think I might stab Keira with a fork. God bless her for haveing a career in acting- you know, where you don't act like yourself. Or man-- the world would have a bad things coming. She's crazy. Pure crazy... and annoying, but that's an understatement.
Well it's time to get back to work.
Until later,
Gore
Originally posted by jdl1224
well. i posted one recentley but since some people are having brain farts i'll try to start some ideas! lol... hopefully it'll work.Gore
Dear Diary... Journal [it sounds more manly...]
I've been thinking latley. Can I really stand to do a Pirates 4?? I do indeed love working on these MOVIES but the people, that's a different story, but I told you all about that in my last entry, so we'll move on.
The term, Willobeth, has now been plastered in both men and womens bathrooms where were staying- in red lipstick. Many questions may arise... but first and foremost, obviously its sadsack because he's so deperate, why on earth does he have red lipstick?? When I commented about him having the possibility to wear makeup because of his "tan" I was KIDDING- and besides, that color red is NOT his color. That Orlando Bloom sure makes me wonder.
If we do decide on a Pirates 4 that means all the auditions for the other people we bring on will start. I gotta tell you, we get more crazy teenagers who are "Johnny Depp's #1 Fan" than real actors... not sure where that guy get's so many fans. Oh wait-- it's Johnny Depp-- disregard that last statement.
I think I might stab Keira with a fork. God bless her for haveing a career in acting- you know, where you don't act like yourself. Or man-- the world would have a bad things coming. She's crazy. Pure crazy... and annoying, but that's an understatement.
Well it's time to get back to work.
Until later,
Gore
lmao!!
loved it !!! 😄
lol.
I'll make one right now.
Jerry
Dear me,
Me and Gore had a little talk yesterday. About the planned 4th. It's exciting to work on this really, but I'm not sure if either of us could take the people.
Especially the animals.
The Parrot dropped.. something.. on my head yesterday, and it took me three showers to get the smell off my head. After that it riped my shirt, and ate all my nuts in my trailer. I found my trailer trashed too. I'm sure that blasted Parrot did it.
I don't know how, I'm just sure.
If this keeps up, I think i'll end up hating animals. Or else, I'm going to have that parrot deep fried and served to everyone tomorrow.
I don't even know what I did wrong. Maybe it has something to do with the monkey. I think those two have something.. between them, and apparently, the time that me and the monkey 'hung out' because of the peanuts in my head made it jealous.
I'm not gonna get my wife a parrot.
Parrot-Phobic,
Jerry-poo
Sailorleo - AKA: Leo
Captain's Log- Stardate 17469 *hee hee 69*
I trekked 25.7 miles from my home to lay my eyes upon my beautiful British demi god, clad with the ice cream-y goodness *and yes i mean his wig ^^; *. Having no troubles sneaking into the hangar, for one doesn't have to sneak when one has chloroform does they? - I managed to to find him just as he was leaving to his hotel, not being fast enough I missed him by seconds...Just as I was about to give up all hope, there it was....The super secrety awesome AWE script. I picked up the holy grail of movie scripts and pocketed it quickly for someone (I blame the monkey) called for back up...fleeing quickly back home I began entering my tale into the computer whilst reading the holy documents.......
......Oh....A Norrie scene....Oh goody...........
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY KILLED OFF MY NORRIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I must away to prepare for my....er...I mean...norrington's revenge....
*pulls out sharpie and begins to 'edit' the script'...........................
PS...Where'd all the sparrabeth go?