Re: Sex vs Food
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
[b]Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.************************************************************ [/B]
this one
you can always teach them to have sex
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.
[b]Lover # 1
is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.
Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?
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Assuming theyre both equally attractive, I'd take number 2.
Originally posted by King Kandy
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.
Not really. Culinary talent is something that you have or you dont, but becoming good in bed can always be learned and improved.
And its always funner to teach someone new sexual things, than how to properly make an omelette.
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
true, but i like women who know how to cook good
Yep
"The way to a man's heart is through is stomach."
You can teach a bad sex partner how to be better in bed. You can't teach someone how to cook that well. You either got it, or you don't.
Cooking Fine Cuisine is like an art. You can't teach someone to be a good artist. Nor can you teach someone to be an excellent cook. You can't teach creativity, you can't teach taste.
You can most certainly teach someone to be good in bed. Sex is a practice. All it takes is practice and confidense. Trust me....when I was a virgin, i didnt know wtf i was doing, it took me a while to get the hang of it...Good Sex can be taught.
Good Cuisine can't.
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Cooking Fine Cuisine is like an art. You can't teach someone to be a good artist. Nor can you teach someone to be an excellent cook. You can't teach creativity, you can't teach taste.
Re: Sex vs Food
Originally posted by Goddess Kali#2...aka Food. She'll get good in bed eventually. And a hot face and body will more than makeup for inexperience.
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.
[b]Lover # 1
is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.
Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?
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