Sex vs Food

Started by Darth Macabre6 pages

I'd choose number 2...Hell, she needs practice, I'll give it to her. Plus, I could have her make me a pastrami sandwich, which I would eat during sex, and then watch a baseball game for the trifecta.

Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

I'm a great cook. I learned how to cook working in a french restaurant.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I'm a great cook. I learned how to cook working in a french restaurant.

Both are great 😄

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

I can cook great.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.
I can cook, I just don't want to. Plus, I've always wanted to get with a woman who's either a chef or a brain surgeon; they're sexy.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
I've always wanted to get with a woman who's either a chef or a brain surgeon; they're sexy.

That's a tall order. Good luck with that, ese.

Good, then you people that know how to cook shouldn't have a problem with the sexy girl..Girls like it when you cook for them... 😄

Originally posted by debbiejo
Guys are stupid they can't cook. If you'd learn to cook, then you wouldn't have this problem.

Surprisingly enough there are more male then female chef cook's out there.

I have lover # 1 right now, I wouldn't trade her for lover #2, ever.

The more experienced guys know, you can't beat having a woman that knows her way around the kitchen. The sex will improve naturally.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Food definitely. You can always sneak off after work and get a hooker or something for cheap, but it much, much harder to get real good food for cheap.
BS....I will do all the damn cooking in the kitchen if she does all the cooking in bed.

There are many things one can do in the kitchen.. 😖hifty:

Great sex > Great food. If the day ever comes I'm pitching a tent looking at a menu, then I'll reconsider.

yes indeedy.....shag me while i cook, baby!!!! not you, debbie, just the woman on her knees in my kitchen.

A man could never cook a meal while that's going on........I'll place money on it! 🙄

*takes bets*

Come back and report. I'll be waiting.

Originally posted by debbiejo
There are many things one can do in the kitchen.. 😖hifty:

And many things that can be done with butter. 😉

Who ever said we cant multitask?

The human male brain and the human male reproductive organ can' t both sustain sufficient amounts of blood to function at the same time angel_not

Originally posted by Storm
The human male brain and the human male reproductive organ can' t both sustain sufficient amounts of blood to function at the same time angel_not
😂 Yep!

I think we should place bets.....It can't be done, it can't!