Sex vs Food

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Alright. Well. I guess you can't explain because it'll lose its value of insult and "burn".

... it wasn't an insult or a "burn".

When does the alt come in? Odd.

Originally posted by Robtard
... it wasn't an insult or a "burn".

Oh. Well how the hell am I supposed to know?!

Originally posted by Robtard
Goose stepping, feminist, scorpion-woman

Originally posted by debbiejo
Actually I'm a Gemini....We are way out there cool! It's pretty hard being parallel between two different worlds, but hey, ya got to be special to do it.. 😎

a.k.a. Bipolar.

a.k.a. Intellegence far beyond this world.. 🐰

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.

I like her better 😮‍💨

bump

If we're talking domestic life, I'll go with food.

Unlike sex, and people, good food never gets old.

My answer remains the same. #1

I'm with Chillmeistergen. I can find any take away that I fancy at the moment.

Cooking requires so much crap. And you have to clean. And the smell stays in your abode for days. And it always makes your clothes smell so if you have to leave, now you smell like the food (and after it sits for a bit, it doesn't always smell good).

I'd rather just go to a site down place and pay people to make me food. Or the take away option.

Also, you can train your partner from 2 to 1 if you both work at it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm with Chillmeistergen. I can find any take away that I fancy at the moment.

Cooking requires so much crap. And you have to clean. And the smell stays in your abode for days. And it always makes your clothes smell so if you have to leave, now you smell like the food (and after it sits for a bit, it doesn't always smell good).

I'd rather just go to a site down place and pay people to make me food. Or the take away option.

Also, you can train your partner from 2 to 1 if you both work at it.

I used to love takeout.

Used to love eating out. But I got so used to good home cooking, now I just notice how overcooked everything is, or overseasoned, or just not as good as those steak tips I made, or that awesome chicken pot pie over flaky pastry shell she made...

Hell, even a hamburger out just isn't the same, you know they used frozen product and it's always so chewy..

Depends, am I ever responsible for general kitchen clean up or even just the dishes? Cause big masterful meals require a fair amount of cleanup and I don't want to have to deal with that shit 3 times a day even if I'm eating well. So if I gotta clean up I'll pick #1, but if I don't I'll pick #2 cause it's easier to teach a willing person to be a good submissive than it is to help someone develop a decent palate.

Originally posted by cdtm
I used to love takeout.

Used to love eating out. But I got so used to good home cooking, now I just notice how overcooked everything is, or overseasoned, or just not as good as those steak tips I made, or that awesome chicken pot pie over flaky pastry shell she made...

Hell, even a hamburger out just isn't the same, you know they used frozen product and it's always so chewy..

Five Guys is good but man does it sit heavy.

our five guys's sucked and got closed down. Now it is a El Gordo's.. Aint been hungry enough to try them yet.

I eat paleo, but I also find monogamy difficult. So... does an option 3 exist?

I was a chef for 12 years so I'd go with option 1. I'm a good cook and a girl who is fantastic in bed is going to be even better if she's knows she's getting a top notch carbonara afterward.

Originally posted by samhain
I was a chef for 12 years so I'd go with option 1. I'm a good cook and a girl who is fantastic in bed is going to be even better if she's knows she's getting a top notch carbonara afterward.

Lover #1. I can cook pretty well, tbh. So it's not like I'll be starved.

Originally posted by BackFire
Five Guys is good but man does it sit heavy.

And that's without the fries. They're practically another meal in itself.