Sex vs Food

Started by Darth Macabre6 pages
Darth Macabre Grey King of the Debb

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂 Yep!

I think we should place bets.....It can't be done, it can't!

Hey, I recite the stats of Babe Ruth's 1924 season during sex.

debbiejo Dreamer

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Hey, I recite the stats of Babe Ruth's 1924 season during sex.
But can you cook a meal? You know, like use appliances and stuff. Spread butter, make gravy.. 😗

The Black Ghost Observer

Sure. Put the hot dogs in the microwave.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by Storm
The human male brain and the human male reproductive organ can' t both sustain sufficient amounts of blood to function at the same time angel_not

😆 What? 😕 😆

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by debbiejo
A man could never cook a meal while that's going on........I'll place money on it! 🙄

*takes bets*

Come back and report. I'll be waiting.

what time do you wanna meet me in the kitchen? 😖hifty:

debbiejo Dreamer

No, no, you must go try and report back with the rest of em. Go on, do it.

PONG_MASTER Restricted

Yeah. And cooking while simply sticking your limp noodle in the vah-jay-jay won't do the trick. You have to stay sufficient....

I don't think it can be done.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Yeah. And cooking while simply sticking your limp noodle in the vah-jay-jay won't do the trick. You have to stay sufficient....

I don't think it can be done.

You can say "vagina".

debbiejo Dreamer

NOOOOOOOO Don't say it!

PONG_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Robtard
You can say "vagina".

Thank you for the tidbit of information. I could have also said "penis", couldn't I?

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Thank you for the tidbit of information. I could have also said "penis", couldn't I?

You're welcome.

I don't think about 'man-meat'; we all know where your mind is at though.

debbiejo Dreamer

Limp noodle is more appropriate.

PONG_MASTER Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
You're welcome.

I don't think about 'man-meat'; we all know where your mind is at though.

😬 ...I don't get it. I have a feeling you're trying to say I'm 2D_MASTER again.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by debbiejo
Limp noodle is more appropriate.

Goose stepping, feminist, scorpion-woman

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
😬 ...I don't get it. I have a feeling you're trying to say I'm 2D_MASTER again.

No surpise. No, I wasn't this time.

PONG_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Robtard
No surpise. No, I wasn't this time.

Okaaaaay.... ? Do you care to explain "where [my] mind is at"?

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
Okaaaaay.... ? Do you care to explain "where [my] mind is at"?
PONG_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Robtard

So... Let me try and figure this out: You're saying that I have cock on my mind cos of my first post I made on here, talking about how stuffing a limp dick in a girl's vagina wouldn't be good enough to say that a guy can f*ck a girl and cook at the same time? And then simply stating that I could have said "penis" instead of "limp noodle"?

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by PONG_MASTER
So... Let me try and figure this out: You're saying that I have cock on my mind cos of my first post I made on here, talking about how stuffing a limp dick in a girl's vagina wouldn't be good enough to say that a guy can f*ck a girl and cook at the same time? And then simply stating that I could have said "penis" instead of "limp noodle"?
PONG_MASTER Restricted
Originally posted by Robtard

Alright. Well. I guess you can't explain because it'll lose its value of insult and "burn".