Ever been in a fist fight? Did you win? Tell us about it!

I can't think of anything more painful than dislocating your shoulder. I've broken bones, had my nuts bashed in and my eyes gouged, but none compare to having my shoulder dislocated.

try a sprained ankle, or being punched in the throat.

Once at a beach i pissed of three guys.

had my ass kicked for awhile until one hit his hand on a rock and split it open badly,then i ran.

Run, Forrest!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Run, Forrest!!!

hope the bastard got salt water in it.

why salt water? why not tap water?

Cause salt water might have a terd floating in it.

I took on 15 karate masters and wiped the floor with them. for breakfast, Jet Li talked noise to me and I owned him. I have a 3 o clock with Chuck Norris.

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How do you think Pat Morita died? Natural causes? nope....he wouldn't leggo my eggo.

😂

yup.....he tried to make me wax off, and I waxed on his ass.

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and thats all I have for now.

Thanks. I enjoyed the laughs...

I got into a fist fight with Roger Rabbit and was dominated. You can't f*ck wit Roger Rabbit.

he is a quick little bugger.

You wanna know sumthin? When Who Framed Roger Rabbit comes on, have you ever been able to resist watching it? Hell no. You can't not watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

actually, I can.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
actually, I can.