Originally posted by RobtardDude he's not really being an internet badass unless he's saying crap like he is a 4th degree black belt and would beat your ass.
Oh, you sure "pwned" me... I'll just shut up, I wouldn't want you to put the beat-down on me, since you're all ripped; vein ridden and have only one weakness.
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Dude he's not really being an internet badass unless he's saying crap like he is a 4th degree black belt and would beat your ass.
I disagree...
"He knew that the groin area was my only weakness."
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"Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..."
= My internet bad assyness is better than yours
Originally posted by RobtardI agree that is straight up bullshit but he's not threatening to,and I'm quoting a particular KMC member here,"break your face with one swift punch".
I disagree..."He knew that the groin area was my only weakness."
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"Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..."= My internet bad assyness is better than yours
Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
Why do you all think I'm lying? It's called "adding excitement to a fight". I used words, such as "dodge" and "block", to make the fight seem more authentic than it actually was. Everything I wrote in that post really happened.
I do not necessarily think your lying...maybe embellishing a little bit but not lying.
I was pretty "badass" in the eighth grade. I set and still hold the bench press record for the middle school I went to. I was veiny and ripped as a 14 year old. (Way more ripped than my fat ass is now,.)
Case in point, do not go out of your way to come off as a badass because people will call you on it and make fun of you.
Your only weakness is not your nuts. I bet a broken nose would slow you down. How about a dislocated shoulder? What about a broken arm, destroyed knee, broken shin/s, torn ear, punctured eye, choking on your own knocked out teeth, broken ribs, crushed esophagus, etc? All of those injuries are well within the strength range of a 14-year-old male of average strength at that age.
You see, that is what the others were getting at.
Originally posted by dadudemonCorrect. Also a good punch to the throat will have you on the ground coughin up blood.
I do not necessarily think your lying...maybe embellishing a little bit but not lying.I was pretty "badass" in the eighth grade. I set and still hold the bench press record for the middle school I went to. I was veiny and ripped as a 14 year old. (Way more ripped than my fat ass is now,.)
Case in point, do not go out of your way to come off as a badass because people will call you on it and make fun of you.
Your only weakness is not your nuts. I bet a broken nose would slow you down. How about a dislocated shoulder? What about a broken arm, destroyed knee, broken shin/s, torn ear, punctured eye, choking on your own knocked out teeth, broken ribs, crushed esophagus, etc? All of those injuries are well within the strength range of a 14-year-old male of average strength at that age.
You see, that is what the others were getting at.
Originally posted by Robtard
He's the one with the fat, dancing-clown uncle who spray paints "scary warnings" about Tongans in the ghetto, right?
lolz
Originally posted by Schecter
yeah that brokeass rapper 😂
roflz
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Actually that was his cousin, his uncle is the one he gave head to so he'd get a job at Wal-Mart.
explodez
Originally posted by dadudemon
I bet a broken nose would slow you down. How about a dislocated shoulder? What about a broken arm, destroyed knee, broken shin/s, torn ear, punctured eye, choking on your own knocked out teeth, broken ribs, crushed esophagus, etc? All of those injuries are well within the strength range of a 14-year-old male of average strength at that age.
Those aren't weaknesses, they're conditions. These conditons can happen to anybody. I'm sure that if someone were to get a dislocated shoulder, broken arm, torn ear, punctured eye, or whatever in fight, they would be at a huge disadvantage. They would have to give up or quit in order to avoid serious damage.