Ever been in a fist fight? Did you win? Tell us about it!

Started by Schecter17 pages

bunch of sissies. i already won this thread

Originally posted by Schecter
i beat chuck norris into a coma with my penis

i own the internet. get that straight bitches.
now close this crapheap topic since im done spooging all over it.

*flexes internet muscles*

thats right, you BETTER run.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, you sure "pwned" me... I'll just shut up, I wouldn't want you to put the beat-down on me, since you're all ripped; vein ridden and have only one weakness.
Dude he's not really being an internet badass unless he's saying crap like he is a 4th degree black belt and would beat your ass.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Dude he's not really being an internet badass unless he's saying crap like he is a 4th degree black belt and would beat your ass.

I disagree...

"He knew that the groin area was my only weakness."
&
"Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..."

= My internet bad assyness is better than yours

Originally posted by Robtard
I disagree...

"He knew that the groin area was my only weakness."
&
"Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..."

= My internet bad assyness is better than yours

I agree that is straight up bullshit but he's not threatening to,and I'm quoting a particular KMC member here,"break your face with one swift punch".

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I agree that is straight up bullshit but he's not threatening to,and I'm quoting a particular KMC member here,"break your face with one swift punch".

True... Who said that by the way?

i think i know. the toughest hombre this side of the interwebs. pirublood ftw?

Originally posted by Schecter
i think i know. the toughest hombre this side of the interwebs. pirublood ftw?
YES! YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

Originally posted by Schecter
i think i know. the toughest hombre this side of the interwebs. pirublood ftw?

He's the one with the fat, dancing-clown uncle who spray paints "scary warnings" about Tongans in the ghetto, right?

yeah that brokeass rapper 😂

Actually that was his cousin, his uncle is the one he gave head to so he'd get a job at Wal-Mart.

Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
Why do you all think I'm lying? It's called "adding excitement to a fight". I used words, such as "dodge" and "block", to make the fight seem more authentic than it actually was. Everything I wrote in that post really happened.

I do not necessarily think your lying...maybe embellishing a little bit but not lying.

I was pretty "badass" in the eighth grade. I set and still hold the bench press record for the middle school I went to. I was veiny and ripped as a 14 year old. (Way more ripped than my fat ass is now,.)

Case in point, do not go out of your way to come off as a badass because people will call you on it and make fun of you.

Your only weakness is not your nuts. I bet a broken nose would slow you down. How about a dislocated shoulder? What about a broken arm, destroyed knee, broken shin/s, torn ear, punctured eye, choking on your own knocked out teeth, broken ribs, crushed esophagus, etc? All of those injuries are well within the strength range of a 14-year-old male of average strength at that age.

You see, that is what the others were getting at.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I do not necessarily think your lying...maybe embellishing a little bit but not lying.

I was pretty "badass" in the eighth grade. I set and still hold the bench press record for the middle school I went to. I was veiny and ripped as a 14 year old. (Way more ripped than my fat ass is now,.)

Case in point, do not go out of your way to come off as a badass because people will call you on it and make fun of you.

Your only weakness is not your nuts. I bet a broken nose would slow you down. How about a dislocated shoulder? What about a broken arm, destroyed knee, broken shin/s, torn ear, punctured eye, choking on your own knocked out teeth, broken ribs, crushed esophagus, etc? All of those injuries are well within the strength range of a 14-year-old male of average strength at that age.

You see, that is what the others were getting at.

Correct. Also a good punch to the throat will have you on the ground coughin up blood.

Originally posted by Robtard
He's the one with the fat, dancing-clown uncle who spray paints "scary warnings" about Tongans in the ghetto, right?

lolz

Originally posted by Schecter
yeah that brokeass rapper 😂

roflz

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Actually that was his cousin, his uncle is the one he gave head to so he'd get a job at Wal-Mart.

explodez

Originally posted by smoker4
lolz

roflz

explodez

Sad thing is it's all true.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Sad thing is it's all true.

unfortunately Internet gangsters are nothing new but still lol

Nah man PiruBlood is the real thing he can bench 800 and can run a mile in three minutes. He is a master at eight different martial arts and can punch holes in titanium.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Nah man PiruBlood is the real thing he can bench 800 and can run a mile in three minutes. He is a master at eight different martial arts and can punch holes in titanium.

he's my kind of balla

He's str8 up gangsta!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I bet a broken nose would slow you down. How about a dislocated shoulder? What about a broken arm, destroyed knee, broken shin/s, torn ear, punctured eye, choking on your own knocked out teeth, broken ribs, crushed esophagus, etc? All of those injuries are well within the strength range of a 14-year-old male of average strength at that age.

Those aren't weaknesses, they're conditions. These conditons can happen to anybody. I'm sure that if someone were to get a dislocated shoulder, broken arm, torn ear, punctured eye, or whatever in fight, they would be at a huge disadvantage. They would have to give up or quit in order to avoid serious damage.

a broken nose is definitely a hindrance. you cant see anything for a few seconds but stars.