Last year on the bus, I was already in a shitty mood, some kid said I hit a little girl in the face, so I told him "Say that again and I'll slap you."
Being a freshman, he had something to prove, so he said again.
I slapped him.
He pushed me pretty hard and I ended up back in my seat, but I flung myself back up towards him and I didn't punch or push, by head forehead connected with his nose and he went so hard into the plastic window thing behind him it cracked. I started to punch him in the face as fast as I could (not necessarily too hard, just fast enough to keep him confused - he tried to get me int a headlock while we were still in his seat but I slid out of it and pushed him down into mine, and I kept punching him until blood came out of his mouth and nose.
My friend pulled me off him.
If you're wondering, that kid and I are friends now. lol
When I was in middle school, I was very short-tempered. Whenever I got into a confrontation with one of my peers, we would settle after school at the park. There was always a crowd at the park because the kids wanted to see a fight.
I remember this one fight I was in. Before we fought, I would always take my shirt off because I knew how some people like to use the opponent’s own shirt to choke or blind them. With my shirt off, I looked pretty intimidating since I was ripped and had veins that were visible on my chest and arms. At the beginning of the fight, the guy threw a barrage of punches at me, which I easily blocked. I was able to block his last punch and counter it by punching him in the nose. His nose started bleeding a little bit. Then, he was able to duck from one of my punches, and punched me hard in the crotch. He knew that the groin area was my only weakness. The hit had stunned me for about ten seconds. During that time, he was able to get about five cheap shots to my head. After I recovered from the low blow, I was able to punch him in the stomach and hit him in the face with my knee. His nose was bleeding even worse. Out of rage, he tried to punch me in the neck. I able to dodge his attack and trip him with my foot. He fell backwards and the back of his head landed on a rock. This caused the back of his head to bleed. The “referee” of the group of people declared me as the winner since my opponent was in too much pain to continue fighting.
Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty...
"I would always take my shirt off because I knew how some people like to" Gleen that from a gay novel?
"I looked pretty intimidating since I was ripped and had veins that were visible on my chest and arms" -Sooooo sexy
"the guy threw a barrage of punches at me, which I easily blocked" -Ryu, is is you?
"he was able to duck from one of my punches, and punched me hard in the crotch" -Smart move on his part.
"He knew that the groin area was my only weakness." -Your own personal kryptonite.
"Out of rage, he tried to punch me in the neck" -So angry, yet he goes for a neck punch of all things? WTF?
"I able to dodge his attack and trip him with my foot" -Isn't that Scorpions/Subzero's move? I think you hit *down* & *lowerkick* at the same time.
"Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..." -Internet badassyness FTW.
Originally posted by Robtard
"I able to dodge his attack and trip him with my foot" -Isn't that Scorpions/Subzero's move? I think you hit *down* & *lowerkick* at the same time."Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..."[/i] -Internet badassyness FTW.
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I literally laughed out loud at these two. I was a fan of MK when I was a youngin'.
He might be telling the truth, though. He does supposedly work out now so he might be an "Internet badass...".
This is closer to the truth I think, Yoshi Fanatic:
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Originally posted by RobtardI agree. Most middle schoolers are not rippling hulks, and when they are it's usally for show. BTW, he'd be younger than 15.
Maybe I'm getting more and more cynical the older I get, but his opening line of "When I was in middle school..." makes be doubt he was an "intimidating, vein rippled, seasoned street brawler" at age 15.
Originally posted by Robtard
"I would always take my shirt off because I knew how some people like to" Gleen that from a gay novel?"I looked pretty intimidating since I was ripped and had veins that were visible on my chest and arms" -Sooooo sexy
"the guy threw a barrage of punches at me, which I easily blocked" -Ryu, is is you?
"he was able to duck from one of my punches, and punched me hard in the crotch" -Smart move on his part.
"He knew that the groin area was my only weakness." -Your own personal kryptonite.
"Out of rage, he tried to punch me in the neck" -So angry, yet he goes for a neck punch of all things? WTF?
"I able to dodge his attack and trip him with my foot" -Isn't that Scorpions/Subzero's move? I think you hit *down* & *lowerkick* at the same time.
"Basically, the only way that someone could be me in a fist fight is if they fight dirty..." -Internet badassyness FTW.
😬What was the purpose of commenting on almost every sentence that I wrote? Obviously, thinking isn't your strong point...
Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
😬What was the purpose of commenting on almost every sentence that I wrote? Obviously, thinking isn't your strong point...
and i guess the truth isn't yours
Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
I was in a Epic Fight with Chuck Norris. With my godly powers, I was able to stand toe-to-toe with Chuck. Of course, his beard automatically made him immune to my Jesus Lightning. Before I knew it, I hit the ground. Of course, Chuck Norris was a better man and gave me the title of Jesus.
lol jesus lightning
Originally posted by Yoshi Fanatic
😬What was the purpose of commenting on almost every sentence that I wrote? Obviously, thinking isn't your strong point...
Oh, you sure "pwned" me... I'll just shut up, I wouldn't want you to put the beat-down on me, since you're all ripped; vein ridden and have only one weakness.