Ever been in a fist fight? Did you win? Tell us about it!

Once, someone got away with punching me.

I was in the bus sleeping, and as I wake up, I get up to see that the bus stop was close. I felt very groggy from sleeping and all of a sudden, BOOM! I get jabbed in the right part of my face. I wake up once again, and I was in an unconscious state. I remember running at the guy who jabbed me and started swinging at him, but due to the fact that I was weak and groggy, I was thrown into the ground easily and he walked away. I walked away as well. I did not like how I felt. I could not fight back. I thought I lost my memory, or something happened to me. I just walked home. And from there on, my mom finds out and makes a report, really killing my look. 😂

I wish I was an internet tough guy.

Originally posted by Secretus
I wish I was an internet tough guy.

Originally posted by Secretus
I wish I was an internet tough guy.

Just one in middle school. As most fights, it was pointless and stupid.

Doesnt' anybody care that a bully lied to me and kept me after school to pick up all the worms on the play ground only to make me eat them all?? 🙁

All you want to talk about is slapping people with peni and sex with erotic dead people who liked it........

Originally posted by debbiejo
Doesnt' anybody care that a bully lied to me and kept me after school to pick up all the worms on the play ground only to make me eat them all?? 🙁

All you want to talk about is slapping people with peni and sex with erotic dead people who liked it........

do donkey punches count?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Doesnt' anybody care that a bully lied to me and kept me after school to pick up all the worms on the play ground only to make me eat them all?? 🙁

*masturbates*

Originally posted by debbiejo
Doesnt' anybody care that a bully lied to me and kept me after school to pick up all the worms on the play ground only to make me eat them all?? 🙁

I got into a fist fight with a punching bag once....

....I pwned his ass!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I got into a fist fight with a punching bag once....

....I pwned his ass!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, you wouldn't. And even if, you'd still be an idiot, so I win in the end.

Lolz owned etc......

Originally posted by Schecter
what is that, a word quilt?
oh im supposed to read that shit? hahahaha

Rofl

Originally posted by Robtard
P.S. I would bet money Bardock42 would beat five sades of shit out of each of you loudmouth "innernet-badboys".

Dont tease him with 5 shades, he'll only smear himself in it and masturbate.

lolz shizer

One time I beat my dick like it owed me money. He just wouldn't go down so it took me a good hour and a half.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
One time I beat my dick like it owed me money. He just wouldn't go down so it took me a good hour and a half.

Sounds like the most honest story so far.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I had this one fight in sixth grade that started when this skate punk name Zack Galpon came up to me and thinking he was slick jabbed me in the face. I was already having a bad day so needless to say I was pissed. I got up and he started running. We were in the classroom so he had nowhere to go. I ran up and right hooked him and sent him on his ass and into some chairs. He got up and tried to right me but I grabbed the back of his head with my left which kept his fist from connecting and punched him as hard as I could with my right. He flew into the same pile of chairs and this time didn't get up. Cool thing was my teacher Mr. Bygrave didn't send me to the office or anything.

Those types of teachers/professors are the best.

People used to try to fight me in high school because I was a strong and muscular for a high school student. (Males can be stupid sometimes.) I am such a nice guy I usually diffused the situation and we became "cool" with each other.

However, in middle school, I fought at the drop of the hat because I was immature and overly aggressive. I never lost. In this one fight, this guy busted open his knuckles on my forehead and had to get stitches.(Not a scratch on me...he had weak skin or something.)

I will not fight unless it is defense of my family or myself because I do not want to go to jail or get charges pressed against me.

I'm a pretty passive guy. Some guys are stupid and feel the need to fight over somethin like someone accidently stepping on their shoes. People liked to **** with me because I'm kinda chubby in the stomach region so they thought I was some kind of b*tch or sumthin. I usally didn't sweat them but when someone comes up to you and hits you I can't just take that shit sittin down.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
...I can't just take that shit sittin down.

That's funny, because I take that shit sittin' down every time.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's funny, because I take that shit sittin' down every time.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
The last fight i was in was a couple of months ago, so kid two years older than me, was making fun of my tight pants, so i fought him after school, left him with temporary blindness in the left eye, a really bad concussion, and his ass was passed out for a while