Ever been in a fist fight? Did you win? Tell us about it!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Go on.

Well I was really really really mad, cause we were at a club and she left me there taking my car to see her boyfriend. By the time the party was over, I wondered where my car was... 😑 Good thing I met a few nice guys who walked all around the block with me, like twice, being confused, then I thought..hmm bet these guys took my car and hope I'll go with them. Well, to make a long story short, the one guy took me to my friends house cause I was wondering "how did she get home, and is she home?"..Turned out she was home with her boyfriend. 😠 She left me downtown Detroit!! So, I went to her house pushed her, asked for all the stuff she had borrowed, slid all over the floor, grabbed at each other, and didn't talk to her for 2 years.

We are friends now.. 😄

Sorry Bardock, this didn't turn into a sex story...lol

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
One time I beat my dick like it owed me money. He just wouldn't go down so it took me a good hour and a half.

Dude... just... wtf 😂

Originally posted by debbiejo
🙄 Lol

Well I was really really really mad, cause we were at a club and she left me there taking my car to see her boyfriend. By the time the party was over, I wondered where my car was... 😑 Good thing I met a few nice guys who walked all around the block with me, like twice, being confused, then I thought..hmm bet these guys took my car and hope I'll go with them. Well, to make a long story short, the one guy took me to my friends house cause I was wondering "how did she get home, and is she home?"..Turned out she was home with her boyfriend. 😠 She left me downtown Detroit!! So, I went to her house pushed her, asked for all the stuff she had borrowed, slid all over the floor, grabbed at each other, and didn't talk to her for 2 years.

We are friends now.. 😄

Sorry Bardock, this didn't turn into a sex story...lol

I know you don't reveal everything

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Dude... just... wtf 😂

Originally posted by debbiejo
🙄 Lol

Well I was really really really mad, cause we were at a club and she left me there taking my car to see her boyfriend. By the time the party was over, I wondered where my car was... 😑 Good thing I met a few nice guys who walked all around the block with me, like twice, being confused, then I thought..hmm bet these guys took my car and hope I'll go with them. Well, to make a long story short, the one guy took me to my friends house cause I was wondering "how did she get home, and is she home?"..Turned out she was home with her boyfriend. 😠 She left me downtown Detroit!! So, I went to her house pushed her, asked for all the stuff she had borrowed, slid all over the floor, grabbed at each other, and didn't talk to her for 2 years.

We are friends now.. 😄

Sorry Bardock, this didn't turn into a sex story...lol

When you got mad did they go "Awww isnt she cute" and give you a hug? 😂

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I am sure it did.

I know you don't reveal everything

Too bad she was taller then me, I tried to make her fall down, but I couldn't..... 😂

Originally posted by Alfheim
When you got mad did they go "Awww isnt she cute" and give you a hug? 😂

They probably thought I was trippin out cause I got out of their car a couple times cause then I didn't trust them, and they said "Get in here, this is downtown Detroit, are you crazy, get in, hurry, now."

Originally posted by debbiejo
Good thing I'm a friendly girl.......I got a ride home.. 😄

Too bad she was taller then me, I tried to make her fall down, but I couldn't..... 😂

I'm not sure what they thought. I kept saying "I know I parked underneath that billboard, I know I did." Then I turned on them and said "You took my car didn't you?"

I've been in a fight before, I was in 8th grade when this happened. My so called friend Elvis kept making fun of me in Science class, and this aggrivated me. So I just got up and punched him in the face, and then Elvis and I started fighting, punching eachother. Until our Science teacher who looks like Hitler, stopped us. Then Elvis and I became friends again. The End.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Go on.

Originally posted by Creshosk
There were more words in that post than just "Shoved" "her" "slippery". You know.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not to me.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Yeah there was: "I". She said "I shoved" "her" "slippery"...

Didn't matter that much. Substitutable for a random female.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Didn't matter that much. Substitutable for a random female.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Nice to know you're not the picky type. 😄

Well...let me change "female" for "hot females that want to have sex with me"

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Well props to you you're more passive than me.

You didn't get it.

This guy did.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I shit while sitting down as well. Its probably pretty impressive to do it while standing up. If a bit more messy.

If you take that shit standing up, then your turds will drop in your pants.

You made me explain the joke and now its ruined...I am shamed.

Can't I leave for just one minute?? 😑

It's not like we fell on the floor together......we just slipped around, kinda annoying when all I wanted to do was make her fall down...lol

You all suck ass.🙂

The worst I've ever had my ass kicked was by a 5'2, 140lb kid 2 years younger than me.

I was breaking his balls and he simply walked over and rang my damned bell. I tried to grab him, but because I'm so tall and thus my center of balance is higher and his is lower, I was unable to....but he wasn't. The little shit picked me up and dropped me like nothing.

Who knew he was from a long line of judo teachers.

I have been in like 6 fistfights, and I won 4.5 of them.

i have been punched in the head so damn hard that i fell and hit the curb of sidewalk...my head started bleeding