Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Nemesis X3,949 pages
Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I know. To both of these.

It we're adding cougars to the everyday housecats we're discussing, then dogs should win since they're not dicks.

Originally posted by Peach
God, I can't stand that site.

Like I said before: Kill it with fire.

Eh, we added bears. They're pretty dickish. Whereas with cats I have an allegory for Christ so....someone thought highly of them. haermm

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Yet if a dog does this it is loving and loyal, not crazy? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Umm. Dogs don't typically give their lives for strangers?


Please, I have no expectations. Sorry I don't count on a small animal to protect me in my time of need.

You sound bitter. Get a dog, it will help you with your self esteem. It will give back more love than what you give it.

We have that in common, I don't count on small animals either. As I do favor dogs that weigh 90 lbs+.

That said, the biggest and strongest "dogs" have nothing on the biggest and strongest cats. Aka Ligers. O:

If we can count the biggest bears, they are still stronger than any genetically predisposed to obesity Liger. O:

Originally posted by Peach
God, I can't stand that site.

How the holy hell can you hate Homestuck?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Umm. Dogs don't typically give their lives for strangers?

You sound bitter. Get a dog, it will help you with your self esteem. It will give back more love than what you give it.

We have that in common, I don't count on small animals either. As I do favor dogs that weigh 90 lbs+.

Nope. They typically bark and bite at them if they don't much care for the smell. Depends on the dog of course. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Have owned 3 dogs in my lifetime. All throughout my life I have had self esteem problems. Gonna need more help than that.

Which most cats aren't. So it's a tad unfair to expect a tiny cat to take on a large animal that it couldn't beat. Not that there aren't stories of that I'm sure.

Originally posted by Nephthys
How the holy hell can you hate Homestuck?

Pretty easily.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. mmm

*smokes pipe*

Go on.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Nope. They typically bark and bite at them if they don't much care for the smell. Depends on the dog of course. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

That's a good thing all things considered. Safety first among strangers. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Have owned 3 dogs in my lifetime. All throughout my life I have had self esteem problems. Gonna need more help than that.

Well that sucks man.


Which most cats aren't. So it's a tad unfair to expect a tiny cat to take on a large animal that it couldn't beat. Not that there aren't stories of that I'm sure.

Sure, but you can expect a tiny dog to take on a larger animal that it can't beat.

http://gimundo.com/news/article/shetland-sheepdog-saves-owner-from-bear-attack/

20 lb cutesy furball shetland sheepdog takes on a bear to save her lady. ๐Ÿ™
Thankfully she lived.

Why would I need a dog for protection?

I eat concrete for breakfast with New Orleans as the bowel.

Eh. It's the thought that counts.

I too could have strangled that coyote with one toddler aged hand, if my silly retriever didn't intervene first. uhuh

Seein' a lot of lameass claims in here. Cats aren't smarter than dogs. The Spotted Hyena says hello.

And as for those famous cats, they are teh lameness. Lassie, Clifford, Krypto, Ace, Cerberus, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Scooby Doo, Beethoven, Shadow from Homeward Bound, Amaterasu, and more.

There's a reason they call cats Pussies.

Originally posted by Nephthys
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. mmm

*smokes pipe*

Go on.

It's completely lacking in anything amusing, interesting, and fun?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
That's a good thing all things considered. Safety first among strangers. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Well that sucks man.

Sure, but you can expect a tiny dog to take on a larger animal that it can't beat.

http://gimundo.com/news/article/shetland-sheepdog-saves-owner-from-bear-attack/

20 lb cutesy furball shetland sheepdog takes on a bear to save her lady. ๐Ÿ™
Thankfully she lived.

Once again. The exception, not the rule. If that were normal, it wouldn't have been in the news, because no one would care.

Murder is normal, and that's in the news all the time.

Yeah. Murder is normal for society.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
And as for those famous cats, they are teh lameness. Lassie, Clifford, Krypto, Ace, Cerberus, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Scooby Doo, Beethoven, Shadow from Homeward Bound, Amaterasu, and more.

There's a reason they call cats Pussies.

To answer lame cats you list lame dogs....Only one of these I actually like is Scooby Doo which is largely due to nostalgic value. And I do not feel the need to justify legendary cats that are win so long as the Chesire Cat exists. Him>

And there is a reason dogs are called *****s. Point?

Originally posted by Peach
Once again. The exception, not the rule. If that were normal, it wouldn't have been in the news, because no one would care.

No, its on the news because the situation does not often arise--in relative terms-- that a dog has to risk their life for their owner(Even still, you can find hundreds of stories on this sort of behavior on any given month). But when it does, you can bet that most dogs will do so without a moment's hesitation. Dogs live for their pack.

Your argument has changed.

And there is a reason dogs are called *****s. Point?

What word is that supposed to be? Because b-i-t-c-h-e-s (not sure if that is censored) has more characters than that--and even so that would be a fail counter because only female dogs get called that at all.

It indeed is supposed to be that and I had thought I had used the correct amount of *. Oh wells I cant speel.

That said, a male would be a sob.

To change the subject, does anyone else hate the word 'panties'? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

It sounds so silly.

Dogs are called *****es indeed but don't forget that cats are called puss**s which people use commonly to reference the word wuss.

๐Ÿ˜† Nemesis wins.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
To change the subject, does anyone else hate the word 'panties'? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

It sounds so silly.

I actually enjoy the word.
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dogs are called *****es indeed but don't forget that cats are called puss**s which people use commonly to reference the word wuss.
Which is so horrendously inapproptiate you have no idea. Cats are composed almost entirely of testicles. o_O; Tigers will attack and kill elephants if they're hungry enough, and 95% or something of male lions that die in the wild die because of /other male lions/.

Speaking of:

YouTube video Is this not affection?