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Started by CosmicComet3,949 pages

vampires were fleshed out enough.

bringing werewolves back period, is more important.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dracula, a top vampire, was shitting himself when Wolverine transformed into a Werewolf. And he died like 4 minutes later.

A rookie werewolf murdered he best vampire in H2H. Justice.

And werewolves being large wolves instead of bipedal monsters, is another reason why I dislike Twilight so much.

I'll stick to Morrowind's interpretation. Go in a vampire den while transformed as a werewolf, and the vampires shit themselves, running around in fear.

Huh.. never thought of it like that.

Then why is it that so many things say how Vamps equal Wolves?

Edit: BT, no idea what you said but it sounded either tiresome or interesting >-> need more games...

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
What does her killing her child have to do with her being acceptable for sex? It's not like being evil makes her vagina close up, or something.

You realize this is a killer who struggles everyday to keep what's left of her sanity intact and tries to ignore the voices in her head, right? You're a sick man for wanting to take advantage of a woman who is in poor condition in the mind. How do you sleep at night?

Looks like a common, average woman who fell into the pits of madness after committing a dark sin. I am in no way turned on by this. Why would anyone?

C'mon Nemesis, you wouldn't hit that, even if it was offered to you?

I'd probably grab a weapon, keep her at bay, and demand someone more sane. I don't dig crazies.

And to hell with you! OJ was damn sexy back in the day. The white girls were all over him!

Now when did I bring up his "sexiness" you dork?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
vampires were fleshed out enough.

bringing werewolves back period, is more important.

Got a mod for that as well. One version where you drank a potion to become a werewolf and one where you just had clothing in case you just wanted to look werewolf ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dracula, a top vampire, was shitting himself when Wolverine transformed into a Werewolf. And he died like 4 minutes later.

A rookie werewolf murdered he best vampire in H2H. Justice.

Ah, but that was Wolverine. He could have transformed into a poodle and still of won.

I don't find nearly-convicted child killers sexy.

as for vamps and weres, **** them. We can use some more demons or elemental creatures.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dracula, a top vampire, was shitting himself when Wolverine transformed into a Werewolf. And he died like 4 minutes later.

A rookie werewolf murdered he best vampire in H2H. Justice.

And werewolves being large wolves instead of bipedal monsters, is another reason why I dislike Twilight so much.

I'll stick to Morrowind's interpretation. Go in a vampire den while transformed as a werewolf, and the vampires shit themselves, running around in fear.

This.

Werewolves are easily > Vampires.

Originally posted by BloodRain
What about Helsing? Swear Dracula was equal to Helsing's wolf form.

Its probably due to their powers and rationality, not being a wild beast, that levels the playing field. But the Twilight version makes sense seeing as all the other VampVsWolves is with the Wolf being the more classic bipedal version, not the large dog like in Twilight.

You're talking about the Van Helsing film, right?
In which case, nah. Helsing had him on the ropes, and was just about to kill him before he reverted.

Apparently, it took less than twelve seconds for Helsing as a Werewolf to beat the crap out of Dracula.

The original Dracula took a while to recover from a shovel to the face (retaining a scar) and ended up being killed by a normal guy with a Kukri. He was essentially a normal person with the exception of his mysterious vampire powers, like transforming into mist, a large dog (IIRC, it was explicitly not a wolf,) controlling bats and actual wolves, and making someone go crazy. Also, he had this awesome white mustache.

So I'm not sure where the super strength and regeneration came from, but I'm assuming Anne Rice or something because I haven't read those. Dracula probably couldn't take a werewolf, though.

I always assumed Vampires and Werewolves could fight on equal ground in a one on one fight. The Wolves are stronger and faster but the Vamps posses far greater intelligence and enough unique abilities to render such advantages moot in the grand scheme of things.

Aura, again, the original reason I even brought up the topic is because in Twilight, a Vampire was shown to overpower a Werewolf. Not talking about any miscellaneous abilities, just straight up overpower.

And it was an average phemale (PHEMALEEEE!!!) vampire about to kill a chief Werewolf. And we all know to be a chief of a tribe you have to be very gar.

Meyer's vampires are absolute f*cking sues. They are terrible characters, no flaws. And they have every single advantage over these shitty ass large wolves, strength, numbers and potential for growing those numbers, and special powers to boot. The only things the wolves can do is keep up with them in a race. Screw Stephanie, that hack.

Why is it that most fictional verses created by and adored mostly by a female dominant audience, seems to inevitably suck dick? ๐Ÿ˜

Well would it make things better if I told you that those are not werewolves?

Edit: And actually the Chief there was really only that in title. Jacob is actually the real Chief. Not that that makes matters better.

I appreciate you guys a lot more than mangafox posters by the way. <3

..no flaws? There are handfulls.

Eh the reasons in your words: Taking a core idea and shaping it to suit the romantic lust that certain teenage girls crave.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Ah, but that was [b]Wolverine. He could have transformed into a poodle and still of won. [/B]

didn't see this earlier

vin

Originally posted by BloodRain
There are handfulls.

Well...not strictly true. The only vampire that could have anything that could be called a "flaw" is Jasper.

The rest are perfectly perfect people.

Antisocial stalkers that break into your room to watch/sniff while you sleep. What neighbourhood do you come from where this is the norm, let alone perfect?

Originally posted by BloodRain
Antisocial stalkers that break into your room to watch/sniff while you sleep. What neighbourhood do you come from where this is the norm, let alone perfect?

Well only 1 does that.

And the book portrays it as perfect. So is it a bad thing if she enjoys it? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel

Edit: And actually the Chief there was really only that in title. Jacob is actually the real Chief. Not that that makes matters better.

This was waaaay before Jacob was even born. Like colonial times.

Originally posted by The Scenario
The original Dracula took a while to recover from a shovel to the face (retaining a scar) and ended up being killed by a normal guy with a Kukri. He was essentially a normal person with the exception of his mysterious vampire powers, like transforming into mist, a large dog (IIRC, it was explicitly not a wolf,) controlling bats and actual wolves, and making someone go crazy. Also, he had this awesome white mustache.

So I'm not sure where the super strength and regeneration came from, but I'm assuming Anne Rice or something because I haven't read those. Dracula probably couldn't take a werewolf, though.

It was stated that Dracula had the strength of 10 men or something in one hand. IF you've read Dracula, you may recall how badly he ****ed Renfield up.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If you discard the fact she murdered her own child and got away with it as much as OJ Simpson did when he killed his wife. "The system works" my @$$.

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Originally posted by CosmicComet
This was waaaay before Jacob was even born. Like colonial times.

Oh. You're talking about the backstory, the only real quality in the books. The book writes it off as the Chief being very old.

Not that it matters because they are not Werewolves. They are Shapeshifters. ^^

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Why is it that most fictional verses created by and adored mostly by a female dominant audience, seems to inevitably suck dick? ๐Ÿ˜

The same could easily be said about men. Bayformers? Lots of crappy action movies? Steven Segal? Porn?